Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Trickster]

Well Now they’ve got their Cook

We probably see a rehash of this “Can you smell what the Blues are cooking”

Yeah a cook in Carlton, certainly can be spun a few different ways.

 

[GreekLunatic]

funny that was in 2010 when we won the flag was that a magpie that crash landed in the cup

 

[Horaceg]

Looks like Carlton are now getting into a legal stoush with the folks who want to trigger an EGM.

They just want to be like us and I get that.

imitation is the best form of flattery

 

[Daicos Torpedo]

Well Now they’ve got their Cook

We probably see a rehash of this “Can you smell what the Blues are cooking”

Chris Judd secret sauce chicken wings?

 

[Pistol Night]

Chris Judd secret sauce chicken wings?

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Updated Carlton Cook

 

[pieman123]

Voss the front runner according to the Herald Sun.

 

[Horaceg]

Voss the front runner according to the Herald Sun.

Front runner to be the next Carlton coach sacked.......

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

Even the head Cook won't be able to fix what Crazy Vossy's cooking.

 

[Pistol Night]

Updated Carlton Cook

Their clearly not cooking * all in their photoshop budget

 

[Jasper84]

Voss the front runner according to the Herald Sun.

So was Eric The Eel in his race.

 

[barrackers]

Voss the front runner according to the Herald Sun.

Fantastic.

Heard on sen he’s meeting with them in Melbourne. With the prospect of 14 days quarantine on return to SA he would want to be pretty confident of getting the gig.

 

[Silky23]

You think you’re having a bad day ..

Then you find out the illustrious coaching appointment regime comes to cease and they don’t appoint a guy (the best candidate) who has a huge ego, failed as a senior head coach, lost his players and playing group and has sat beneath Ken Hinkley for half a decade being perennial losers in big games when it counts, despite having a golden list..

Oh wait yes they did

HAHAHAHAHAH Voss to Carlton, have fun muppets

 

[Go Woods]

Voss the front runner according to the Herald Sun.

Its going to be fantastic if he gets appointed, please, please make it happen....

 

[bencoop]

Only thing better than Clarko knocking back Carlton is Clarko knocking back Carlton 5 times.

 

[Countrypie]

Only thing better than Clarko knocking back Carlton is Clarko knocking back Carlton 5 times.

But wait.... I'm sure there will be another offer tomorrow and another and another.......

 

[MyManLynch]

Only thing better than Clarko knocking back Carlton is Clarko knocking back Carlton 5 times.

George Harris…come on down.
I like it.

 

[GreekLunatic]

When are they gonna realise no means no

 

[jmac70]

When are they gonna realise no means no

That’s their problem. Always think they can get whatever they want. Now back to square one again.

It’s great!

 

[GreekLunatic]

Voss will be named coach soon

 

[Chameleon75]

Voss will be named coach soon

a board expecting immediate results + crazy vossy, what could go wrong.

 

[Soups]

Our prayers have been answered. Thank you Carlton, Crazy Vossy will serve you well, for 3 years

 

[MooreTreloar]

Is it time for Alastair Clarkson to take out a restraining order against Carlton?

Change his phone number maybe?

 

[Jonno94]

I don't know if I should feel worse for Voss or for Carlton.

 

[Go Woods]

Carlton are like that annoying uncle that keeps turning up unannounced....I believe Clarko is now moving house.