Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Exambolor]

Really need these fake pretenders and their smug fans to get smashed tonight.

Also love how they get all high and mighty about Bruz when their beloved captain won the Brownlow after knocking a guy out.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I'm hoping Carlton plays like they've drunk the water from the old Victoria Park spa bath.

Talk about primordial soup.

 

[windchimes]

Patience, grasshoppers. Let the roller coaster ride higher. Even more glorious the the way down..

 

[NMBB]

Talk about primordial soup.

Looks like we missed out there

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Melbourne needs to stop the salt and develop a forward structure


They risk whinge-spiralling to oblivion

 

[76woodenspooners]

Melbourne needs to stop the salt and develop a forward structure


They risk whinge-spiralling to oblivion

Very happy for them to whinge-spiral into oblivion …

… as long as they beat Carlton before they do.

 

[JoinDate]

Melbourne needs to stop the salt and develop a forward structure


They risk whinge-spiralling to oblivion

You want Carlton to win more games?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

The whole Maynard thing has me temporarily hating Melbourne more than Carlton just at the moment.
It must be assuaged.
Righteous justice and goodness demands that Melbourne go out in straight sets now. Get it done Carlton! I want to see Goodwin's presser after they set a new record by being the first team to go out in straight sets two year running.

After that.... normal Carlton hating service will resume.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The whole Maynard thing has me temporarily hating Melbourne more than Carlton just at the moment.
It must be assuaged.
Righteous justice and goodness demands that Melbourne go out in straight sets now. Get it done Carlton! I want to see Goodwin's presser after they set a new record by being the first team to go out in straight sets two year running.

After that.... normal Carlton hating service will resume.

It would be a joy dancing on the grave of Melbourne

But not at the cost of Carlton kiddies and their slack-jawed parents being happy

 

[Chameleon75]

It would be a joy dancing on the grave of Melbourne

But not at the cost of Carlton kiddies and their slack-jawed parents being happy

never forget the war

 

[Anzacday]

The whole Maynard thing has me temporarily hating Melbourne more than Carlton just at the moment

I did something I hardly ever do; checked a couple of Maynard threads on the MB.
I can almost see the froth in the mouth of some Carlton supporters, they are livid

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

never forget the war

I can almost see the froth in the mouth of some Carlton supporters, they are livid

Yes, the histrionic fragility of Melbourne should not divert us from the Eternal Ar$e Hats losing

 

[Scritchyscroony]

It would be a joy dancing on the grave of Melbourne

But not at the cost of Carlton kiddies and their slack-jawed parents being happy

The enjoyment of that Goodwin presser though! The sheer pleasure of reading the Melbourne autopsy threads. Normally I'd say no way but this is an exceptional circumstance.

C'mon .... One more week to fatten up the hopes and expectations of those Carlton kiddies won't hurt. In fact it will just make their eventual slaughter at the hands of Brisbane all the more delicious.

 

[76woodenspooners]

C'mon .... One more week to fatten up the hopes and expectations of those Carlton kiddies won't hurt. In fact it will just make their eventual slaughter at the hands of Brisbane all the more delicious.

We’re holding their second round pick … time to pull the pin on this nonsense of them winning.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

We’re holding their second round pick … time to pull the pin on this nonsense of them winning.

It’s like giving Baby Hitler more time to see if it turns out ok

 

[cakewalk_1]

Carlton supporters have always made me nervous, They crowd our prisons and the parks are theirs after dark.

 

[jimmy35]

Looking forward to the fact one of them will be even saltier Friday night

 

[stormskye]

Looking forward to the fact one of them will be even saltier Friday night

It’s win win. I can’t wait.

Neither are beating bris at the Gabba.

No shot

 

[The Royal Sampler]

It’s win win. I can’t wait.

Neither are beating bris at the Gabba.

No shot

Exactly, so let’s have the earlier draft pick and the resumption of the natural order.

 

[sideswipe]

Exactly, so let’s have the earlier draft pick and the resumption of the natural order.

I have decided I want to meet Carlton in the Grand Final. It would be the second-biggest game of my life behind 1990.

Would be immense.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I have decided I want to meet Carlton in the Grand Final. It would be the second-biggest game of my life behind 1990.

Would be immense.

So, you’re saying you want Carltank to win their next two games… WTF is wrong with you?!

 

[sideswipe]

So, you’re saying you want Carltank to win their next two games… WTF is wrong with you?!

I know it's wrong, but you don't get the big prizes without big risks.

 

[magpienato]

Carlton struggled against Sydney of all teams, if Melbourne don't throw the game on purpose then they will win handily.

 

[sideswipe]

Carlton struggled against Sydney of all teams, if Melbourne don't throw the game on purpose then they will win handily.

Think you are probably right. Especially when Cripps seems to be wearing a ski vest atm. Maybe that will distract the Dees players?

 

[gouki88]

I have decided I want to meet Carlton in the Grand Final. It would be the second-biggest game of my life behind 1990.

Would be immense.

Losing to them might be the end of various family members for me