Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[SwanDaneFan1991]

I don’t know who played worse, the eagles, or Carlton. It’s almost a dead heat

 

[jimmy35]

Let's be honest, the club is beyond stuffed. We are another decade away from anything. We are beyond rubbish, crap. We deserve all the insults and ridicule that comes our way. Honestly, we are probably the most unprofessional football club in the AFL by a light year.

Absolutely gutless, rudderless, leaderless, devoid of any sort of creativity. The whole club is stinking pile of puke

 

[Kreme Pie]

Honestly thought the B’losers would show a bit more tonight and rise to the challenge of the old enemy. Happy to be wrong of course.

Just don’t get any easier for them next week. A plucky Suns outfit at the G no guarantee. Popcorn ready.

 

[stormskye]

Their board is great reading. Hats off to them. It’s quite humorous

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

I don’t know who played worse, the eagles, or Carlton. It’s almost a dead heat

Eagles have plenty of excuses & reasons why they are playing so poorly.

 

[windchimes]

Vampire squid sinking down the ladder

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

6 goals again

Recriminations and despondency

The death spiral continues

 

[Exambolor]

Damn it’s still funny how two random membership ads from over a decade ago are still haunting Carlton

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Vossy's presser

 

[Hardas]

Let's be honest, the club is beyond stuffed. We are another decade away from anything. We are beyond rubbish, crap. We deserve all the insults and ridicule that comes our way. Honestly, we are probably the most unprofessional football club in the AFL by a light year.

Absolutely gutless, rudderless, leaderless, devoid of any sort of creativity. The whole club is stinking pile of puke

That's quite a summary.

 

[Dubaimagpie]

Vossy's presser

Delusional as always


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[jmac70]

Vossy's presser

Did he mention nourishment?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Lol. Voss has to go back & look at the vision to see why the tackling was so low...

Um. I'd say it's because they're piss weak. Don't need to look at the vision to see that

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Did he mention nourishment?

Not yet. Has mentioned frustration tho.

 

[Rohan25]

6 losses in a row - first time in 4 years.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Quote of the night :

"Tonight, I'm most concerned about getting home"....

 

[jmac70]

Not yet. Has mentioned frustration tho.

He should talk about the stupid signs his plebs hold up to slow the play down. As if the play isn’t already slow.

The sideways kicks, the inability to tackle or show any intensity.

Dead man walking

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Quote of the night :

"Tonight, I'm most concerned about getting home"....

If they drive as straight as they kick it will be ugly

 

[NMBB]

Not yet. Has mentioned frustration tho.

Mutation?

 

[noideaatall]

I don't know why this thread has legs. Let them die in obscurity. We are their only point if relevance. Like an aged parent, let them die in peace, let them focus on some distant past when we and th3y were a thing. Whilst we move on to a glorious future.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I wish PigsAr$e was still with us to enjoy 15th

 

[NMBB]

I wish PigsAr$e was still with us to enjoy 15th

Sticks is still here - poor substitute for PigsAr$e but nevertheless we can take some pleasure in his probable state of despair

PS - Brian Cook must be wondering why he took that gig

 

[Vic Park]

I don't know why this thread has legs. Let them die in obscurity. We are their only point if relevance. Like an aged parent, let them die in peace, let them focus on some distant past when we and th3y were a thing. Whilst we move on to a glorious future.

Good point. We (as in Collingwood supporters) also should not live in the past. Carlton never made a successful transition to the national competition and have now become largely irrelevant. A historical footnote. No need for us to continue to engage on these topics as pleasing as it is a times.


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[PonsfordMagpie]

What an awesome Sunday night.

Carlton. The club that destroys coaches!

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Never take pity, Swanny.