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Grand Uncle Horace · Feb 13, 2022

A Swallow said:
Not sure the neo Csarists have much to do with it these days, but you’re right in some respects. Would definitely prefer we stayed out of it. NATO will do NATO things.

Same with Sth China Sea where we and Seppos have no business

A Swallow · Feb 13, 2022

Grand Uncle Horace said:
Same with Sth China Sea where we and Seppos have no business

Well that’s a complex one. If it was just the SCS it wouldn’t be a big deal.

serial_thrilla · Feb 13, 2022

A Swallow said:
I wanted to do this last season, but didn’t think of it until about halfway through. Back-tracking would’ve been too much work. Also with the sim changing soon it may be redundant sooner rather than later.

Do you not approve?

Noted.

BLUEALLTHRU · Feb 13, 2022

Grand Uncle Horace said:
The Ukies have as many redeeming features as Oz, ie not many. In a line ball call the idiot russky neo Csarists may be better.

All we know is a lot of racist, anti Semitic folk from all sides will cop it in the neck. BAT will mourn wave a flag and tell us all what Heroes Oz army grunts are. His position on slaughter of civilians by our medal winners remains opaque.

These Grunts have no choice, you accept wat when you sign up! I personally do not wish to see any conflict. You keep typing ****ing bullshit mate :thumbsu:

Senor M · Feb 13, 2022

BLUEALLTHRU said:
These Grunts have no choice, you accept wat when you sign up! I personally do not wish to see any conflict. You keep typing ******* bullshit mate

Wat?

croweater 41 · Feb 14, 2022

Grand Uncle Horace said:
I was shocked croweater 41 made the list.

I made a list?

Better read the thread then

Tonga Bob · Feb 14, 2022

Grand Uncle Horace said:
Same with Sth China Sea where we and Seppos have no business

Yeah get out of the South China Sea Seppo

Tonga Bob · Feb 14, 2022

serial_thrilla said:
Since when do you do media?

When he's in an environment where he feels like he can express himself beyond hackneyed corporate tropes, idk.

serial_thrilla · Feb 14, 2022

Tonga Bob said:
When he's in an environment where he feels like he can express himself beyond hackneyed corporate tropes, idk.

View attachment 1327475

Oh.

What beers are you on this week, Bob?

Tonga Bob · Feb 14, 2022

serial_thrilla said:
Oh.

What beers are you on this week, Bob?

[takes a deep breath]

Seppo · Feb 14, 2022

Tonga Bob said:
Yeah get out of the South China Sea Seppo

Sorry mate, I’ll move my boats soon.

serial_thrilla · Feb 14, 2022

Tonga Bob in Seppo's DMs right now...

Kilroy · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow · Feb 16, 2022

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Good Afternoon,

Welcome to the second edition of A Swallow's Coin Laundry.

After an interesting round in the SFA, it appears that coaching staff and leadership groups are paying significant attention to the in-depth analysis the Coin Laundry provides. After just one week of highlighting the importance of assists, there were an extra 10 tallied across the league in Round 2; an increase of 18%.

We also saw the highest individual total for a game, with Rioli8217 turning into peak Rondo & dishing out 3 dimes.

Without further ado, the weekly assist leaders were:

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RANK	PLAYER	TEAM	ASSISTS
1	Rioli8217	FF	3
2	Dory_77	GUM	2
3	NSWCROW	GUM	2
4	Metalcrusher	BOM	2
5	Cubs2Lions	WCW	2
6	akkaps	ESP	2
7	nahnah	GCR	2
8	GreyCrow	GCR	2
9	Dominic03	FF	2
10	moginie	MBD	2
11	sausageroll	MBD	2

Rioli8217 Dory_77 NSWCROW Metalcrusher Cubs2Lions akkaps nahnah GreyCrow Dominic03 moginie sausageroll

croweater 41 · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow · Feb 16, 2022

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RANK	PLAYER	TEAM	ASSISTS
1	croweater 41	WCW	3
2	Aristotle Pickett	GUM	3
3	Gresh_Magic	LVB	3
4	Strigoi	DRA	3
5	BringBackTheAnchor	DRA	3
6	CakeEater	GCR	3
7	akkaps	ESP	3
8	nahnah	GCR	3
9	GreyCrow	GCR	3
10	Rioli8217	FF	3
11	cats2rise	MBD	2
12	Mesc	CIW	2
13	Edmund hunt	FF	2
14	MWPP	LVB	2
15	JackNah_8	ROY	2
16	Noidenous	BOM	2
17	Tarkyn_24	MBD	2
18	Proper Gander	MBD	2
19	Grav	SCS	2
20	The Jesus	BOM	2
21	Dory_77	GUM	2
22	NSWCROW	GUM	2
23	Metalcrusher	BOM	2
24	Cubs2Lions	WCW	2
25	Dominic03	FF	2
26	moginie	MBD	2
27	sausageroll	MBD	2

croweater 41 Aristotle Pickett @gresh_magic Strigoi BringBackTheAnchor CakeEater akkaps nahnah GreyCrow Rioli8217

A Swallow · Feb 16, 2022

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Another achievement we saw this week was the enormous 10 team assists from the Mount Buller Demons, the highest of any side since the stat has been recorded. The Demons still trail the Bombers on the overall leaderboard though, who have been consistently working well as a team inside their forward half.

At the other end of the table, the Swamprats and Warriors have some work to do in involving their team-mates in the play. As they oppose each other in round 3, it will be interesting to see if they can improve on their extremely low assists totals to this point.

RANK	TEAM	ASSISTS
1	Baghdad Bombers (BOM)	16
2	Mount Buller Demons (MBD)	15
3	Gold City Royals (GCR)	13
4	Fighting Furies (FF)	12
5	Gumbies FFC (GUM)	10
6	Las Vegas Bears (LVB)	9
7	West Coast Wonders (WCW)	9
8	East Side Phoenix (ESP)	9
9	Roys FFC (ROY)	8
10	Dragons FFC (DRA)	8
11	Coney Island Warriors (CIW)	7
12	Sin City Swamprats (SCS)	5

Kilroy · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow said:
View attachment 1328694

RANK
TEAM
ASSISTS
1
Baghdad Bombers (BOM)
16
2
Mount Buller Demons (MBD)
15
3
Gold City Royals (GCR)
13
4
Fighting Furies (FF)
12
5
Gumbies FFC (GUM)
10
6
Las Vegas Bears (LVB)
9
7
West Coast Wonders (WCW)
9
8
East Side Phoenix (ESP)
9
9
Roys FFC (ROY)
8
10
Dragons FFC (DRA)
8
11
Coney Island Warriors (CIW)
7
12
Sin City Swamprats (SCS)
5

Strigoi · Feb 16, 2022

Which laundromat am I supposed to use to drop the coins to ~~secure that the bribe will reach you~~ wash my clothes?

Hi A Swallow!

Aristotle Pickett the3rd · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow said:
View attachment 1328692

RANK
PLAYER
TEAM
ASSISTS
1 croweater 41 WCW
3
2 Aristotle Pickett GUM
3
3 Gresh_Magic LVB
3
4 Strigoi DRA
3
5 BringBackTheAnchor DRA
3
6 CakeEater GCR
3
7 akkaps ESP
3
8 nahnah GCR
3
9 GreyCrow GCR
3
10 Rioli8217 FF
3
11 cats2rise MBD
2
12 Mesc CIW
2
13 Edmund hunt FF
2
14 MWPP LVB
2
15 JackNah_8 ROY
2
16 Noidenous BOM
2
17 Tarkyn_24 MBD
2
18 Proper Gander MBD
2
19 Grav SCS
2
20 The Jesus BOM
2
21 Dory_77 GUM
2
22 NSWCROW GUM
2
23 Metalcrusher BOM
2
24 Cubs2Lions WCW
2
25 Dominic03 FF
2
26 moginie MBD
2
27 sausageroll MBD
2

croweater 41 Aristotle Pickett @gresh_magic Strigoi BringBackTheAnchor CakeEater akkaps nahnah GreyCrow Rioli8217

A Swallow · Feb 16, 2022

Strigoi said:
Which laundromat am I supposed to use to drop the coins to ~~secure that the bribe will reach you~~ wash my clothes?

Hi A Swallow!

Hello Strigs, how are you?

CakeEater · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow said:
View attachment 1328692

RANK
PLAYER
TEAM
ASSISTS
1 croweater 41 WCW
3
2 Aristotle Pickett GUM
3
3 Gresh_Magic LVB
3
4 Strigoi DRA
3
5 BringBackTheAnchor DRA
3
6 CakeEater GCR
3
7 akkaps ESP
3
8 nahnah GCR
3
9 GreyCrow GCR
3
10 Rioli8217 FF
3
11 cats2rise MBD
2
12 Mesc CIW
2
13 Edmund hunt FF
2
14 MWPP LVB
2
15 JackNah_8 ROY
2
16 Noidenous BOM
2
17 Tarkyn_24 MBD
2
18 Proper Gander MBD
2
19 Grav SCS
2
20 The Jesus BOM
2
21 Dory_77 GUM
2
22 NSWCROW GUM
2
23 Metalcrusher BOM
2
24 Cubs2Lions WCW
2
25 Dominic03 FF
2
26 moginie MBD
2
27 sausageroll MBD
2

croweater 41 Aristotle Pickett @gresh_magic Strigoi BringBackTheAnchor CakeEater akkaps nahnah GreyCrow Rioli8217

All i took out of this is that Im number 1.

Thanks A Swallow

A Swallow · Feb 16, 2022

CakeEater said:
All i took out of this is that Im number 1.

Thanks A Swallow

You are, that’s all you need to know

Kilroy · Feb 16, 2022

A Swallow · Feb 26, 2022

Good Morning,

Welcome to a slightly belated Round 3 edition of A Swallow's Coin Laundry. This week saw another huge increase in league assists, as once again coaching boards took notice of the importance of team-work in the forward half, based entirely on this thread. We saw 81 total assists across the league in Round 3, another 18% increase from Round 2.

Qooty players far and wide are looking to cement themselves as leaders in the race for the inaugural Coin Laundry Trophy. This week saw the most dominant individual performances thus far, with ant555 amassing an enormous 5 assists in a single game. Honourable mention also to DJ75 who directly setup 4 goals for the Dragons. Both were yet to feature in the Coin Laundry at all prior to this week.

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RANK	PLAYER	TEAM	ASSISTS
1	ant555	SCS	5
2	DJ75	DRA	4
3	sausageroll	MBD	3
4	kane249	LVB	3
5	DrunkGoliath	ESP	3
6	Metalcrusher	BOM	3
7	Azarole	MBD	2
8	Aristotle Pickett	GUM	2
9	Piggy Smalls	CIW	2
10	TubbsFarquhar	CIW	2
11	HirdsTheWord	SCS	2
12	ShaunDuggan	SCS	2
13	MannunPower	ESP	2
14	iDon	BOM	2
15	The Jesus	BOM	2
16	Chipmunk	ESP	2
17	snozulu	BOM	2

ant555 DJ75 sausageroll kane249 Drunkgoliath Metalcrusher Azarole Aristotle Pickett Piggy Smalls TubbsFarquhar HirdsTheWord ShaunDuggan MannumPower iDon The Jesus Chipmunk snozulu

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