Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[Del165198]

AFL's 50 MVPs: Cal Twomey makes the call (25-1)

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the dweeb names Lachie Neale

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Lachie Neale

Age

32

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

, Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

, a 300 year old clangerfield, macrae, gawn, oliver, bont and petracca ahead of wines.

the first 3 mentioned in the list above being ahead of wines based on 2021 form is utterly, completely ridiculous.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

AFL's 50 MVPs: Cal Twomey makes the call (25-1)

The countdown continues as gun reporter Cal Twomey ranks his best 50 players in the competition. Do you agree? Check it out NOW

www.afl.com.au

the dweeb names Lachie Neale, Sam Walsh, a 300 year old clangerfield, macrae, gawn, oliver, bont and petracca ahead of wines.

the first 3 mentioned in the list above being ahead of wines based on 2021 form is utterly, completely ridiculous.

Didn't think it was too bad - got a lot wrong (some too high, some too low) but I did like Butters being in the top 25 despite barely playing (and having virtually no games injury-free) last year.

Dangerfield felt way off compared to the rest of the top 10. People having Petracca over Oliver confuse me - I feel like they are watching different games to me entirely.

 

[tribey]

People having Petracca over Oliver confuse me - I feel like they are watching different games to me entirely.

Both hyperelite with crazy strengths, but 39 (24 contested) & 2 with 11 inside50’s, 9 clearances and 2 goal assists for a Norm Smith Medal, probably points the arrow in Petracca’s direction for now.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Both hyperelite with crazy strengths, but 39 (24 contested) & 2 with 11 inside50’s, 9 clearances and 2 goal assists for a Norm Smith Medal, probably points the arrow in Petracca’s direction for now.

This is correct on the grand final - but I'm talking about over the course of the season. Oliver's vision and delivery is insane.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Rowie looks "special fat".

FTFY

 

[Del165198]

Didn't think it was too bad - got a lot wrong (some too high, some too low) but I did like Butters being in the top 25 despite barely playing (and having virtually no games injury-free) last year.

Dangerfield felt way off compared to the rest of the top 10. People having Petracca over Oliver confuse me - I feel like they are watching different games to me entirely.

Clangers is barely top 50 on 2021 form. Doubtful he gets better with another year under the belt

 

[JimmyBC]

Out in the grudge so turned AA on for a giggle

Collingwood caller: who are they the power or port adelaide?

Yep got my giggle

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Out in the grudge so turned AA on for a giggle

Collingwood caller: who are they the power or port adelaide?

Yep got my giggle

 

[PatientMental]

Fiveaa - 'We talk about all things football, but only if it's about a block of land or a piece of fabric, everything else is off the agenda'

 

[Ford Fairlane]

KG be like That Stalin bloke is a threat to world peace.

 

[Grave Danger]

KG be like That Stalin bloke is a threat to world peace.

KG should've shirtfronted him at Potsdam.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Out in the grudge so turned AA on for a giggle

Collingwood caller: who are they the power or port adelaide?

Yep got my giggle

Who are they, the Magpies or Collingwood?

 

[Steve Dore]

You can pay $7.95 to read Camry Crows' Ambassador Graham Cornes's view on the redemption of Ted Walker who was unfairly labelled as a racist.

 

[Grave Danger]

You can pay $7.95 to read Camry Crows' Ambassador Graham Cornes's view on the redemption of Ted Walker who was unfairly labelled as a racist.


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As Graham Cornes is archaic, he must mean this definition of redemption:

 

[StartTheCarr]

Out in the grudge so turned AA on for a giggle

Collingwood caller: who are they the power or port adelaide?

Yep got my giggle

Im guessing thats where you park your car

 

[StartTheCarr]

You can pay $7.95 to read Camry Crows' Ambassador Graham Cornes's view on the redemption of Ted Walker who was unfairly labelled as a racist.


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Is there an online link so i can send it to my crows supporting mate's and give them more crap about their boys club?

 

[Steve Dore]

Is there an online link so i can send it to my crows supporting mate's and give them more crap about their boys club?

Tell your mate to stop being a tight arse and give Rupert $7.95. It's not as if he can't afford it.

 

[Duck Farmer]

You can pay $7.95 to read Camry Crows' Ambassador Graham Cornes's view on the redemption of Ted Walker who was unfairly labelled as a racist.


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This has to be fake. Surely?

 

[Alberton Proud]

I’d rather spend $7.95 on why Putin should win the Nobel Peace Prize this year than read about that racist moron

 

[Del80659]

what exactly on sale with the advertiser for 8 bucks, a liftout dedicated exclusively to ted?

 

[gbear]

what exactly on sale with the advertiser for 8 bucks, a liftout dedicated exclusively to ted?

And something Taylor wouldn’t be able read and comprehend himself. Might need to get some outside help!

 

[FishingRick04]

I honestly doubt he gets that much for reading an autocue poorly for what amounts to less than 5 minutes work. Your average reporter gets well less than $100k a year and they actually work.

I think he would. Knowing what a B grade level commentator is getting for radio only

 

[Steve Dore]

what exactly on sale with the advertiser for 8 bucks, a liftout dedicated exclusively to ted?

"The Adverister's annual glossy footy bible"

It's not just about Ted, some Wines bloke gets a mention.

 

[Grave Danger]

Glossy or not, it would want to be something much better than the pre-season footy magazines the papers give/used to give away free every year.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If the caption on that footy magazine is Only a flag will do, they spelt 'Only' wrong.