Banter RDT CLXXXII - Searching for stars in a thunderstorm

[Mr Eagle]

When we have to fabricate dangerous animals like dropbears and bunyips

Well, someone's lived a sheltered life.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Is predate the correct term? Learning new stuff from RDT that's not about people's sex lives for once.

Cougars can be predatory. Both kinds.

 

[Dazzler9]

predate1

1. exist or occur at a date earlier than (something).
   

predate2

1. (of an animal) act as a predator of; catch and eat (prey).

 

[Bender_]

I always thought predate was when you did the 5 S's before going out with a prospective partner for the evening.

 

[DanWCE]

I did a snake handling course

Yeah mate we've all been through puberty

 

[Truckosaurus]

Going to enjoy the brief respite of not being tempted to stay up "for just one more over. Well they looked really close to a wicket/century so I'll just watch one more..." before the Ashes start.

Instead I can 100% blame Legend of Zelda for keeping me up too late.

Stupid game

 

[Agent93]

Stupid game

... what happened?

 

[Truckosaurus]

... what happened?

It kept me up 90 minutes after bedtime.

 

[FKASC]

I always thought predate was when you did the 5 S's

Which are?



Unless it was a typo and you meant to say “the 45’s”

 

[FKASC]

Also no Zelda spoilers please - I was waiting to clock The Last of Us on ps4 before delving into it properly.

 

[Dazzler9]

Which are?



Unless it was a typo and you meant to say “the 45’s”

Sodge, suck, sip, sive and... sodge.

 

[Mr Eagle]

It kept me up 90 minutes after bedtime.

So it's not that good?

 

[Ochre]

Also no Zelda spoilers please - I was waiting to clock The Last of Us on ps4 before delving into it properly.

Spoiler

Zelda is actually the name of the Princess

 

[Bender_]

Which are?



Unless it was a typo and you meant to say “the 45’s”

Shit
Shower
Shave
Shampoo
Spank

In no particular order.

 

[Dazzler9]

s**t
Shower
Shave
Shampoo
Spank

In no particular order.

I would definitely put those in an order.

 

[Bender_]

You don't shampoo after you shower?

 

[FKASC]

I’d never shampoo before a date. Got to have that 3 day natural grease

 

[Dazzler9]

I’d never shampoo before a date. Got to have that 3 day natural grease

insert There's Something About Mary pic.

 

[Dazzler9]

You don't shampoo after you shower?

No, you savage!

 

[Truckosaurus]

So it's not that good?

I'm not that good, accidentally blew myself up and the Game Over screen was the break I needed to put it aside and get my 5 hours sleep for the night.

 

[RookiePick]

I’d never shampoo before a date. Got to have that 3 day natural grease

 

[Bender_]

I’d never shampoo before a date. Got to have that 3 day natural grease

Keeps the pheromones pungent.

 

[Dazzler9]

I find seawater to be the best hair product.

 

[RookiePick]

I find seawater to be the best hair product.

Garden Island district?

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm not that good, accidentally blew myself up and the Game Over screen was the break I needed to put it aside and get my 5 hours sleep for the night.

+90 mins sounds like only a moderate addiction.