Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: EAST SIDE HAWKS vs BAGHDAD BOMBERS @ THE EYRIE

Which team will win?

  • East Side Hawks

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • Baghdad Bombers

    Votes: 9 39.1%
  • I just want to post funny gifs

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • I hate this place and I'm a masochist

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Total voters
    23

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A small snack before the game;

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Running to take up my position in my hammock that is suspended between the goal posts. You won't see me running again this afternoon;




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All set and ready to go.......oh btw, who is the FoolBack today, not that it will make any difference, I plan to dazzle them with my extreme laziness.

Bring It On
 
Can we get the SFA done? I have multiple games of cricket to watch tonight, three have started, another two are about to start. And then a few hit and giggle games late tonight into the early hours of the morning

You need to prioritize your life better.
 
Around 5 minutes until the first bounce. It's 42C in Adelaide today, so it's too hot to take the neighbour's dog for a walk during the game. As such, I'll need to come up with a different excuse to slow the game down.
 

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There’s a reason gab213 is playing in the goal-square again this season.
Some would say it's because I'm too comfortable leaning up against the posts or laying in my hammock and they would probably be right, as always my mantra is minimum effort for maximum results.
 
Cricket trumps anything, whoever I end up marrying will need to okay with that
I used to be like this. Cricket has fallen back of the sporting pack for me a little these days
 
Some would say it's because I'm too comfortable leaning up against the posts or laying in my hammock and they would probably be right, as always my mantra is minimum effort for maximum results.
You do yourself no favours with that bullshit mate.

Just kick the *en thing straight FFS!
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... ESH v BOM

Rich (BB code):
                       BOM
vanders                     boncer34                 akkaps
KohPhi                      gab213                   JustaBattler

por_please_ya               larrikin                 The Majestic
CursingFijian               Jabba73                  Grav

Loonerty                    Biggie                   Zoops
SaintsSeptember             Pugsley                  tomjoad

Giant Strides               Itsmyshow                Callums_Guns
ArdentEagle                 snozulu                  kickthething

Shermy                      Tarkyn_24                A Bit Dusty
The Sultan                  BLUEALLTHRU              Kilroy
                            ESH

ESH Foll : Strigoi, Rankine2Rachele, MP_
BOM Foll : MayTheNorthBeWithU, Bovo, norway blue

ESH INT : Drunkgoliath, jackenny
BOM INT : iDon, Osc1

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
East Side Hawks: <none>
Baghdad Bombers: <none>

[Round 1], Conditions for this match - WARM
 
I'm looking forward to playing alongside the returning players CursingFijian , Bovo and kickthething again. Looking forward to seeing our Baghdad debutants in action, tomjoad for his first game in the SFA and MayTheNorthBeWithU in his first game with us.

In another first, I have never played against a team going by the name 'Hawks' in the SFA again, good luck to all but hopefully, Baghdad has the bigger share of the luck today.
 
1 : 0 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : .1 {lW} - The bounce favours SaintsSeptember and he is off and running.
1 : .14 {CHF} - Jabba73 takes off on a lead.
1 : .18 {CHF} - A very good mark to Jabba73.
1 : .22 {CHF} - So Jabba73 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - Quick hands to CursingFijian.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : .34 {lHFF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
1 : .38 {lHFF} - What a happy fellow is CursingFijian.
East Side Hawks : 0.0.0
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6

1 : .43 {C} - Long tap from Strigoi.
1 : 1.22 {rW} - Loonerty with all the time in the world.
1 : 1.22 {rW} - Huge handpass to Rankine2Rachele. As good as a kick.
1 : 1.22 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Callums_Guns.
1 : 1.22 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 1.22 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle takes them on.
1 : 1.22 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 1.22 {rHFF} - A bit of space for Giant Strides to utilise.
1 : 1.23 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Tarkyn_24.
1 : 1.23 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 spills the mark.
1 : 1.28 {FF} - Now Tarkyn_24 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Great goal by Tarkyn_24.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6

1 : 1.4 {C} - Easy tapout for MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 1.49 {C} - Running with the ball is Biggie.
1 : 1.52 {C} - Biggie has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.57 {rHFF} - A short kick to Giant Strides.
1 : 2.01 {rHFF} - Giant Strides is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 2.07 {rHFF} - Giant Strides scoops up the ball.
1 : 2.09 - <<< Drunkgoliath is coming on to replace akkaps >>>
1 : 2.19 {rHFF} - Giant Strides threads his way through traffic.
1 : 2.24 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Itsmyshow.
1 : 2.28 {FF} - Passes to MP_ by hand.
1 : 2.32 {FF} - MP_ flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 2.35 {FF} - MP_ adds a minor score to his team's total.
East Side Hawks : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6

1 : 2.44 {FB} - So The Sultan ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 2.48 {FB} - The Sultan has a bounce.
1 : 2.52 {CHB} - An underground handpass to MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 2.57 {rW} - He gets a handpass to tomjoad.
1 : 3.01 {rW} - There's a push-out.
1 : 3.05 {lW} - Zoops has it.
1 : 3.09 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 3.13 {CHF} - Itsmyshow slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 3.17 {CHF} - Itsmyshow has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.21 {CHF} - A quick handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 3.25 {CHF} - Strigoi on the end of this.
1 : 3.3 {CHF} - Quick hands to MP_ under pressure.
1 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards Callums_Guns.
1 : 3.38 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 3.42 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.46 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Strigoi.
1 : 3.5 {CHF} - He kicks across the ground towards Itsmyshow.
1 : 3.54 {CHF} - snozulu upset the marking attempt by Itsmyshow.
1 : 3.58 {CHF} - Itsmyshow looking for a lead.
1 : 4.03 {lFP} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 4.07 {lFP} - Kilroy upset the marking attempt by A Bit Dusty.
1 : 4.11 {lFP} - A bit of space for A Bit Dusty to utilise.
1 : 4.15 {lFP} - A chance now for A Bit Dusty who kicks at goal.
1 : 4.21 {lFP} - A Bit Dusty kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6

1 : 4.25 {C} - MP_ had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 4.33 {lW} - SaintsSeptember signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 4.37 {C} - Spears a kick towards Pugsley.
1 : 4.41 {C} - But Biggie is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 4.46 {C} - Nobody's checking Biggie.
1 : 4.5 {C} - A quick handpass to MP_.
1 : 4.54 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Strigoi.
1 : 4.58 {C} - A poor handpass but Rankine2Rachele is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.02 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Loonerty.
1 : 5.06 {rW} - Handballs to Strigoi.
1 : 5.1 {rW} - A poor handpass but Rankine2Rachele is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - Rankine2Rachele takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.19 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 5.23 {C} - Top mark Biggie.
1 : 5.27 {C} - Biggie sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.31 {rW} - A short kick to Loonerty.
1 : 5.35 {rW} - Over the head of Loonerty.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - SaintsSeptember slowing down the play.
1 : 5.43 - <<< iDon is coming on to replace KohPhi >>>
1 : 5.52 {lW} - SaintsSeptember has possession.
1 : 5.56 {lW} - Loonerty was tackled too low.
1 : 6 {rW} - The ball is now with Loonerty.
1 : 6.04 {C} - Finds Biggie with a handball.
1 : 6.08 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Loonerty.
1 : 6.12 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 6.16 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 6.2 {C} - Biggie is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 6.26 {C} - Biggie dances around Pugsley.
1 : 6.31 - <<< akkaps is coming on to replace Biggie >>>
1 : 6.39 {C} - Its hard and tough but akkaps wins possession.
1 : 6.43 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Callums_Guns.
1 : 6.48 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of kickthething.
1 : 6.52 {rHBF} - kickthething with all the time in the world.
1 : 6.55 {rHBF} - kickthething dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 7 {rW} - tomjoad receives his handpass.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - An underground handpass to SaintsSeptember.
1 : 7.08 {lW} - SaintsSeptember dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 7.12 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Bovo was well placed to clean up.
1 : 7.16 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 7.2 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 7.24 {rHFF} - The Majestic is in the way and will mark.
1 : 7.28 {lHBF} - With the ball is The Majestic.
1 : 7.33 - <<< KohPhi is coming on to replace Kilroy >>>
1 : 7.41 {lHBF} - The Majestic tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 7.45 {lHBF} - Handballs to MP_.
1 : 7.49 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 7.54 {CHB} - No mark taken as larrikin and Jabba73 wrestle for position.
1 : 7.57 {CHF} - Who wants it? Jabba73 does. Great stuff.
1 : 8.01 {FF} - Quick hands to gab213.
1 : 8.06 {FF} - gab213 bounces the ball.
1 : 8.1 {FF} - This could be a goal to gab213.
1 : 8.14 {FF} - Hard work pays off for gab213. It pays six points.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12

1 : 8.18 {C} - Long tap from MayTheNorthBeWithU.
1 : 8.28 {lW} - MayTheNorthBeWithU scoops up the ball.
1 : 8.33 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Grav.
1 : 8.37 {rHFF} - Ohhh. Grav runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 8.4 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Grav.
1 : 8.45 {lFP} - Kicks in the direction of iDon.
1 : 8.49 {lFP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 8.53 {rBP} - vanders has possession.
1 : 8.57 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to boncer34.
1 : 9.01 {FB} - Long handpass to the running Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 9.06 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 9.09 {FB} - Gives the ball to boncer34.
1 : 9.13 {FB} - Quick hands to Rankine2Rachele under pressure.
1 : 9.18 {lBP} - Drunkgoliath screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 9.22 {lBP} - Ohhh. Drunkgoliath runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
1 : 9.26 {lBP} - Drunkgoliath looking for a lead.
1 : 9.3 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.34 {lBP} - Free kick for too high!.
1 : 9.38 {rFP} - Nobody's checking JustaBattler.
1 : 9.42 {rFP} - A pretty obvious push in the back by JustaBattler.
1 : 9.46 {rBP} - The ball is now with vanders.
1 : 9.51 {rBP} - Crackerjack bump by iDon on vanders.
1 : 9.55 {lFP} - iDon wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.59 {lFP} - iDon lines up the sticks.
1 : 10.03 {lFP} - Shocking kick from iDon results in just one behind.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 10.11 {FB} - boncer34 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.15 {FB} - He handpasses to Strigoi.
1 : 10.19 {rHBF} - Sees por_please_ya ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 10.23 {rHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 10.28 {rHBF} - por_please_ya dances around CursingFijian.
1 : 10.34 {C} - He sends the ball to akkaps.
1 : 10.38 {C} - Pugsley upset the marking attempt by akkaps.
1 : 10.42 {lW} - SaintsSeptember sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - Handballs to tomjoad.
1 : 10.51 {rW} - tomjoad handpasses - but straight to Zoops.
1 : 10.55 {lW} - Zoops with all the time in the world.
1 : 10.59 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of Itsmyshow.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - Poor effort from Itsmyshow and snozulu takes the mark.
1 : 11.07 {lHBF} - ArdentEagle hits the ground running.
1 : 11.11 {C} - Finds Pugsley with a handball.
1 : 11.15 {C} - Pugsley takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 11.19 {C} - norway blue runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 11.23 {C} - norway blue sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.27 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Grav.
1 : 11.32 {rHFF} - The Majestic claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 11.36 {rHFF} - Grav has a paddock.
1 : 11.4 {FF} - gab213 makes an offer.
1 : 11.44 {FF} - boncer34 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 11.48 {FF} - gab213 with all the time in the world.
1 : 11.52 {FF} - Surely gab213 wouldn't miss this.
1 : 11.56 {FF} - It's a goal to gab213.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
 
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