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Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2025 marks 21 years since *Essendon have won a final; NM beat * for first time in flipping ages, RIP D2D and T_S

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And no one wants their players they are trying to offload

It’s a cesspit there
They have been touched by the hand of Brad.







I can foresee a class action from ex-North Melbourne and * players in the near future, with the claim lodged for the ruination of their careers.
 

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Omfg trade radio really shows how delusional * supporters are.

Sam Edmund trying not to laugh when this guy is explaining why * are so quiet this trade period because * are going to land a big fish next year which is Harley Reid.
Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed
 
Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed
They love the smell of jet fuel in the morning.


And the afternoon. The evening. All of the day. All of the night.
 
Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed
Honestly I’d rather eat a bullet
 

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Quite possibly the most uninspiring reasons to be positive ever:

It's not a parody?

[Summary for those too lazy]

Top ten reasons to be positive:
  1. A finished top ten in the B&F!
  2. B finished top ten in the B&F!
  3. C finished top ten in the B&F!
  4. D finished top ten in the B&F!
  5. E finished top ten in the B&F!
  6. They are very annoyed at losing so much.
  7. They play in big games
  8. Someone won the B&F last year.
  9. Jake Stringer
  10. Brad Scott is a coach. He "stands for no BS". [Without irony that BS actually stands for Brad Scott.]
To be fair it's not every year you have players finish in the top ten of your B&F, get annoyed at losing, have crowds, retain a serial nincompoop and are blessed with an ironically initialed coach.

They could have added:

11. James Hird
12. They are one of only two teams to have winners of the Anzac Day Medal
13. They haven't lost after the first week of the finals in 20 years.
14. They will make a movie about them when they win a premiership.
15. Kevin Sheedy
 
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It's not a parody?

[Summary for those too lazy]

Top ten reasons to be positive:
  1. A finished top ten in the B&F!
  2. B finished top ten in the B&F!
  3. C finished top ten in the B&F!
  4. D finished top ten in the B&F!
  5. E finished top ten in the B&F!
  6. They are very annoyed at losing so much.
  7. They play in big games
  8. Someone won the B&F last year.
  9. Jake Stringer
  10. Brad Scott is a coach. He "stands for no BS". [Without irony that BS stands for Brad Scott.]
To be fair it's not every year you have players finish in the top ten of your B&F, get annoyed at losing, have crowds, retain a serial nincompoop and are blessed with an ironically initialed coach.

They could have added:

11. James Hird
12. They are one of only two teams to have winners of the Anzac Day Medal
13. They haven't lost after the first week of the finals in 20 years.
14. They will make a movie about them when they win a premiership.
15. Kevin Sheedy
The movie references never tire, the seaguls greatest legacy, well that and the bowl of pretzels.
 
place called mineral resources park,
Workers who leave the head office to buy a cup of coffee are costing an Australian mining firm too much money, according to its boss.

Managing director of Mineral Resources Chris Ellison said during a financial results presentation on Wednesday he wants to "hold staff captive all day long".

"I don't want them leaving the building," he said.
 

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Workers who leave the head office to buy a cup of coffee are costing an Australian mining firm too much money, according to its boss.

Managing director of Mineral Resources Chris Ellison said during a financial results presentation on Wednesday he wants to "hold staff captive all day long".

"I don't want them leaving the building," he said.
well it worked for that banglideshi sweat shop, until it burnt down and killed a heap of the workers.

 
Gebussss * in the news today…now on ch 7 Ricky O’s business in Bail …..😱
wow…
Said this before on here, but he was a massive jerk when I met him at a Bintangs Grand Final party in Jakarta a few years back. I was sat at the VIP table between him and Chad Fletcher, had a good chat with both of them prior to a question and answer session which Ricky then proceeded to hijack. Initially the two were on stage with a mate who was MC, sat between them asking them individual questions about their careers and retiring in Bali. Then, after answering a question, Ricky turned the tables and started asking Chad about why the drugs were so bad at West Coast, why he didn't do anything to stop it, why he had had little contact with his team mates since retirement and specifically Cousins and that he should have done more to help. Chad was clearly not expecting it and was visibly pissed off. After the Q&A Chad sat back down next to me and I looked at him and raised my eybrows and said "huh"!... He shook his head and muttered "what a ****ing arseh*le". he wasn't in a mood for chatting much after that.
 
Said this before on here, but he was a massive jerk when I met him at a Bintangs Grand Final party in Jakarta a few years back. I was sat at the VIP table between him and Chad Fletcher, had a good chat with both of them prior to a question and answer session which Ricky then proceeded to hijack. Initially the two were on stage with a mate who was MC, sat between them asking them individual questions about their careers and retiring in Bali. Then, after answering a question, Ricky turned the tables and started asking Chad about why the drugs were so bad at West Coast, why he didn't do anything to stop it, why he had had little contact with his team mates since retirement and specifically Cousins and that he should have done more to help. Chad was clearly not expecting it and was visibly pissed off. After the Q&A Chad sat back down next to me and I looked at him and raised my eybrows and said "huh"!... He shook his head and muttered "what a ****ing arseh*le". he wasn't in a mood for chatting much after that.
Old Flatline Fletcher.
 
Chad about why the drugs were so bad at West Coast
That’s the problem, it’s not bad drugs that were the problem, they had the pick of WA ‘s supply
 

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