Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[Captain_Bender]

Captain Bender posting about an Ablett. What a shock! The obsession continues.

Oh no not the good boy ablettrinos

 

[Mr Meow]

Oh no not the good boy ablettrinos

You've posted more about the Ablett's than any Geelong supporter I've seen.

It's hilarious and I encourage you to continue it.

 

[Captain_Bender]

You've posted more about the Ablett's than any Geelong supporter I've seen.

It's hilarious and I encourage you to continue it.

Gonna post almost 1000 post in another Richmond related thread?

 

[Mr Meow]

Gonna post almost 1000 post in another Richmond related thread?

Gonna try and instigate a 1000 post exchange with me? I've flattered, but taken.

Ironically, most of those posts were also laughing at pathetic Richmond supporters attempts to downgrade an Ablett. So if you do it 1000 more times, I may well mock you another 1000 times.

 

[Captain_Bender]

Gonna try and instigate a 1000 post exchange with me? I've flattered, but taken.

Ironically, most of those posts were also laughing at pathetic Richmond supporters attempts to downgrade an Ablett.

Only you

 

[Mr Meow]

Only you

If you're obsessed with me...and the Ablett's...it must just be a Geelong obsession. Good for you. It's nice to be able to follow a second team still competing in finals, I suppose?

 

[Captain_Bender]

Gonna try and instigate a 1000 post exchange with me? I've flattered, but taken.

Ironically, most of those posts were also laughing at pathetic Richmond supporters attempts to downgrade an Ablett. So if you do it 1000 more times, I may well mock you another 1000 times.

Nice editing cobba

 

[Mr Meow]

Nice editing cobbaView attachment 2226525

You're one weird, creepy unit.

 

[Captain_Bender]

You're one weird, creepy unit.

Says the one with thousand upon thousand post about Richmond

 

[Mr Meow]

Says the one with thousand upon thousand post about Richmond

If you don't mind, I'll probably just report your weird, stalkerish posts from now on. I'm really not into you, or conversing with your 3 misfiring brain cells.

 

[Captain_Bender]

If you don't mind, I'll probably just report your weird, stalkerish posts from now on. I'm really not into you, or conversing with your 3 misfiring brain cells.

Now tell me when you wake up in the morning is it Richmond or Dustin Martin you first think about?

 

[Mr Meow]

Now tell me when you wake up in the morning is it Richmond or Dustin Martin you first think about?

You're the friendless weirdo that is regularly following me and begging me to talk about the Ablett's with you, then trying to talk about Richmond. It's sad but there are other outlets if you're craving social connection.

 

[Captain_Bender]

You're the friendless weirdo that is regularly following me and begging me to talk about the Ablett's with you, then trying to talk about Richmond. It's sad but there are other outlets if you're craving social connection.

Now what was is that you were trying to say to me Hank's wife?

 

[Mr Meow]

Now what was is that you were trying to say to me Hank's wife?

You're the one instigating and trying to continue every interaction. It's a bizarre obsession. You can't get that much out of it.

 

[Captain_Bender]

You're the one instigating and trying to continue every interaction. It's a bizarre obsession. You can't get that much out of it.

Really gets under your fragile thin skin doesn't it sport?

 

[Mr Meow]

Really gets under your fragile thin skin doesn't it sport?

I'm humouring you because you seem lonely, until the mods clean it up. Sadly we can't be friends though. You've got an infatuation but it'll pass.

 

[Captain_Bender]

I'm humouring you because you seem lonely, until the mods clean it up. Sadly we can't be friends though. You've got an infatuation but it'll pass.

It's okay I don't mean you any harm little buddy

 

[Mr Meow]

It's okay I don't mean you any harm little buddy

Have a great life!

 

[Captain_Bender]

Have a great life!

Awww thanks cobba, never felt more honoured sport

 

[Mr Meow]

Awww thanks cobba, never felt more honoured sport

Nice.

 

[Mr Meow]

To be fair WillHayward is generally a good poster …. Maybe just thought a few players were older than they really are

Usually, yes.

For Geelong's BnF (late career veterans bolded):

1. Max Holmes - 164 votes
2. Zach Guthrie - 120 votes
3. Jeremy Cameron - 118 votes
4. Tom Stewart - 117 votes
5. Tyson Stengle - 107 votes
6. Gryan Miers - 95 votes
7. Ollie Dempsey - 73 votes
8. Ollie Henry - 69 votes
9. Brad Close - 66 votes
10. Patrick Dangerfield - 65 votes

It's probably the least amount of veterans we've had in the top 10 for a decade, or maybe even Scott's entire reign.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Usually, yes.

For Geelong's BnF (late career veterans bolded):

1. Max Holmes - 164 votes
2. Zach Guthrie - 120 votes
3. Jeremy Cameron - 118 votes
4. Tom Stewart - 117 votes
5. Tyson Stengle - 107 votes
6. Gryan Miers - 95 votes
7. Ollie Dempsey - 73 votes
8. Ollie Henry - 69 votes
9. Brad Close - 66 votes
10. Patrick Dangerfield - 65 votes

It's probably the least amount of veterans we've had in the top 10 for a decade, or maybe even Scott's entire reign.

Lol Holmes can't kick.

Guthrie is a nerdvirgin.

Stengle is a junkie.

Miers & Dempsey shit scared.

Close is a plodder and Henry is such a superstar he has 100 goals+assists in 45 matches at Cats as a specialist deep forward.

Clownshow of a top 10.

 

[Mr Meow]

Lol Holmes can't kick.

Guthrie is a nerdvirgin.

Stengle is a junkie.

Miers & Dempsey shit scared.

Close is a plodder and Henry is such a superstar he has 100 goals+assists in 45 matches at Cats as a specialist deep forward.

Clownshow of a top 10.

Good enough for 3rd, and leading the eventual premiers in a prelim with 3 minutes to go. If your top 10 has most players 26 or younger in that scenario, you're not tracking too badly.

It's unsurprising that your weary old brain can't put together a few of those basic facts. Pretty much everyone you mentioned is a better footballer than anything Richmond currently have. Best hope those 18 year olds come good.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Good enough for 3rd, and leading the eventual premiers in a prelim with 3 minutes to go. If your top 10 has most players 26 or younger in that scenario, you're not tracking too badly.

It's unsurprising that your weary old brain can't put together a few of those basic facts. Pretty much everyone you mentioned is a better footballer than anything Richmond currently have. Best hope those 18 year olds come good.

3rd, how Geelong, same old Geelong.

Your top 3 rated players in the PF - average age around 30yo.

Your top 9 players in your solitary winning final average over 27.

How Geelong, same old Geelong.

 

[Mr Meow]

3rd, how Geelong, same old Geelong.

Your top 3 rated players in the PF - average age around 30yo.

Your top 9 players in your solitary winning final average over 27.

How Geelong, same old Geelong.

Holmes was our best finals player. Ollie Henry not far behind. Mannagh and Miers too. In the prelim, Danger, Cameron and Stewart were average-decent rather than outstanding. The other oldies were non factors. Humphries, Neale, Dempsey et al gained valuable finals experience and are really early into their careers. Smith is a proven finals performer.

But yeah...I wish Geelong were a truly terrible side right now, hoping that in 5 years they might be competitive again. I truly envy you MR.