Game Day Dean Cox's 4x bed shitter Swines vs Dingley's massively overated Whoreks in the Battle of the Birdbrains aka the Brereton-Mitchell Cup

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Now that the proposed country bumpkin minnowfest has been deemed an unworthy season opener, what could be a better subsitute than watching a team that has lost its last 4 GFs by an average margin of 10 goals play a team that has won one (1) final in the last decade? Yeah I know a lot of things, but this is what you're getting instead

The COLAs have a new coach and peppered anguses after their most recent GF hiding

The Dorks think they're the second coming despite having the most annoying and shortest player in the league (same person)

Fortunately for the two former players celebrated by the Cup they both moved on to better things - playing for Collingwood

AI generated image of what will happen if the Swines play like it's a GF

Hard to say which will weigh heavier, $hitney's GF hangover or the unrealitic expectations of Whorethorn flogs. So I've tipped a draw which I think we can all agree would be the best possible start to the season

Last time(s) they met: COLAs have won the last 3 games by an average of.... 11 goals I guess that makes the Poo & Wee team 21 goals short (Wizard joke) of winning a flag

 

[Chronz]

Swines by 5 goals. BloodRet and sthmelb_dimmies firmly back on the bandwagon.

 

[BloodRet]

Haha the Hawks think they’re good bout to get ruffed up by the best team in the comp. Grand Final’s don’t count. Then what does count, you say? Making Jack Ginnivan cry again

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Haha the Hawks think they’re good bout to get ruffed up by the best* team in the comp

*H&A

(Kern/Poorf may dispute this)

 

[Mofra]

Is this finally, maybe, a decent season opener?

It takes an act of God for the AFL to do the right thing for once.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hawfs by approximately 23

 

[zackah]

Swines by 34.

Massimo to be a little bitch.

 

[Drunkcat]

I don't care who wins i just hope that there is about 8 reports few bloody noses, ump does a hammy and very windy.

 

[jannissary]

footy is #Back!!! i hope it's a nice friendly game promoting #peaceandlove for all!

hawks by 3

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Horks traditionally slow starters.
Swans for thier 1st of ten wins this year.

 

[V23]

Why couldn’t Alfred wipe this match out instead

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[zackah]

hawks by 3

Do you even Essendon?

 

[jannissary]

Do you even Essendon?

i'm unwell and weak! i also dislike the swines

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Do you even Essendon?

 

[zackah]

Dermott is a flog.

Film at 11.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Lol Hawf by 5 points

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Supporting the Hawkers tonight cause of Albo

We're a Happy Party at Labor
We're the Mighty Aussie Government
We love our country and play to win
Riding the bumps with a grin at Labor
Look at Peter Dutton's ugly face
As the ALP will romp it in again
One for all and all for one
It's how we run this country
We are the mighty Labor Party

*this isn't political, I am a Greens man but want to make zackah melt !!!

 

[zackah]

Supporting the Hawkers tonight cause of Albo

We're a Happy Party at Labor
We're the Mighty Aussie Government
We love our country and play to win
Riding the bumps with a grin at Labor
Look at Peter Dutton's ugly face
As the ALP will romp it in again
One for all and all for one
It's how we run this country
We are the mighty Labor Party

*this isn't political, I am a Greens man but want to make zackah melt !!!

This isn’t political but you’re also a Moran with no understanding of basic economics

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This isn’t political but you’re also a Moran with no understanding of basic economics

Maybe, but I certainly wouldn't vote for a bloke (Dutton) who hates all of my people.

Everyone has legit/valid reasons for who they chose to vote for, fwiw

 

[zackah]

Maybe, but I certainly wouldn't vote for a bloke (Dutton) who hates all of my people.

Everyone has legit/valid reasons for who they chose to vote for, fwiw

I hate Dutton m7. He's a massive campaigner.

Also of course you can vote for whoever you want to. But if you are going to bait me in a political post, then except ridicule

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I hate Dutton m7. He's a massive campaigner.

Also of course you can vote for whoever you want to. But if you are going to bait me in a political post, then except ridicule

Fair enough.

Anyhow seriously wish both teams could lose tonight or Hawfs lose with a goal after the siren. That would be the perfect way to start the season!

 

[James Colorado]

Hawfs by approximately 23

Goals.

 

[Mofra]

Fair enough.

Anyhow seriously wish both teams could lose tonight or Hawfs lose with a goal after the siren. That would be the perfect way to start the season!

Nah. There's an even better scenario.

The Wizard has a chance to win the game after the siren, and misses.

 

[James Colorado]

My tanker supporting brother chose today to get married, so that's going to give me some issues with following the game. Fortunately I'll be good and pissed during it.

Inadvertently got revenge though. Got halfway to the Yarra Valley before I realised I'd left the wedding present at home...