Game Day Bombres vs. The magnificent Hawfs Youf

[jannissary]

should be fun, i hope i'm not surrounded by shitpiss fans while i'm at the game tonight.

no matter what happens, no result is funnier than last night's

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

should be fun, i hope i'm not surrounded by shitpiss fans while i'm at the game tonight.

no matter what happens, no result is funnier than last night's

Oh yes it is, after Hokball smoke Essington by over 90 points and zackah loses the plot by half time

 

[jannissary]

Oh yes it is, after Hokball smoke Essington by over 90 points and zackah loses the plot by half time

wouldn't recommend throwing stones at glass houses m8

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Hawks are everybody's 2nd favourite this year

Bombres by 16

 

[StackedHunch]

Oh yes it is, after Hokball smoke Essington by over 90 points and zackah loses the plot by half time

Please don't jinx us welchy.

 

[zackah]

Hopefully a good game by all (more us than them) and may no side lose to Richmond in Round 1

 

[Tyler Durden007]

I've seen enough.
Hawks are everybody's 2nd favourite this year

Bombres by 16

Like f uhk they are.

Still doesn't mean the Bombres Hombres will get within 10 goals of them though

 

[James Colorado]

I'm working until 8 tonight so can't go

But, I'm WFH, so as soon as works done I'm straight onto the couch. Thankfully the bourbon is a lot cheaper at home

 

[WA ROO]

Does zackah need to hand in his mod powers until the alcohol and red mist wear off?

 

[Dinsdale]

I fixed the title because I know jannissary isn't 5 years old.

Hawfs by approximately 24

 

[jannissary]

I fixed the title because I know jannissary isn't 5 years old.

Hawfs by approximately 24

i'm a big boy!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I fixed the title because I know jannissary isn't 5 years old.

Hawfs by approximately 24

By 24, you meant 24 goals right ?

I can see Ginni and Wizard combing for 8-9 goals between them and its going to be a real pleasure to watch dismantle Essingtin's sub par backline

 

[Tyler Durden007]

By 24, you meant 24 goals right ?

I can see Ginni and Wizard combing for 8-9 goals between them and its going to be a real pleasure to watch dismantle Essingtin's sub par backline

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

zackah you should invite your Carlton supporting mates around for the game and let them enjoy your 'refreshments'

 

[Feraligatr]

I saw a reddit post where a kid asked why Essendon where Hawthorns rivals.

Essendon have been so shit that kids whole life that he didn't even know that once Essendon actually played in Grand finals.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I saw a reddit post where a kid asked why Essendon where Hawthorns rivals.

Essendon have been so shit that kids whole life that he didn't even know that once Essendon actually played in Grand finals.

Frosty is going to be Caddy's Daddy tonight!

#ElmersGoodOil

 

[zackah]

We could lose by 100 tonight (we won't) and it still wouldn't be as embarrassing as what Carlton served up yesterday. In round 1 they have already nailed the most pathetic, embarrassing effort for the 2025 season.

That's quite an achievement

 

[Kavliaris69]

We could lose by 100 tonight (we won't) and it still wouldn't be as embarrassing as what Carlton served up yesterday. In round 1 they have already nailed the most pathetic, embarrassing effort for the 2025 season.

That's quite an achievement

Agree fully with your statement. LOLLLLLL what a debacle that was last night.
But don't think that the margin will be anywhere near that regardless of who wins tonight.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

We could lose by 100 tonight (we won't) and it still wouldn't be as embarrassing as what Carlton served up yesterday. In round 1 they have already nailed the most pathetic, embarrassing effort for the 2025 season.

That's quite an achievement

Records are always meant to be broken ...

I am looking forward to the Gin'N'Tonic show tonight greatly friend

You will be shaken, not stirred

 

[catscratchfever]

I've seen enough.
Hawks are everybody's 2nd favourite this year

Bombres by 16

Says who!?? No effing way. After last night, everybody's 2nd favourite team is Cartoon (for the lolz).

Mind you, Cartoon are not Cartoon supporters' favourite team after that debacle

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Says who!?? No effing way. After last night, everybody's 2nd favourite team is Cartoon (for the lolz).

Mind you, Cartoon are not Cartoon supporters' favourite team after that debacle

I am rooting for any team that flogs GeePong aka the Cotton On Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins

 

[catscratchfever]

I am rooting for any team that flogs GeePong aka the Cotton On Cottonheaded Ninny Muggins

Nothing will make up for last night's putrid Carltoon capitulation. You're in for a long season, Elmer

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Nothing will make up for last night's putrid Carltoon capitulation. You're in for a long season, Elmer

Maybe. If it means a big regime change at the club it will be worth it.

Please offer Tom De Koning a massive offer, I want us to get our first rounder back.

 

[Chronz]

Maybe. If it means a big regime change at the club it will be worth it.

Please offer Tom De Koning a massive offer, I want us to get our first rounder back.

They definitely should not get rid of him, one of only a few that didn't go to water last night. He'll be in your top 3 this year and is a decent mobile Ruck, Pitto is completey obsolete with TDK in the team.

 

[jannissary]

tbh i reckon this’ll be the most competitive anzac day fixture in a fair while (other clubs won’t understand this feeling)