Autopsy Pumped Carlspoon by 13

[captain blood 17]

 

[sabso]

Carlton cancel membership day after humiliating Round 1 defeat to Richmond​

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-cancel-membership-day-after-humiliating-round-1-defeat-to-richmond/news-story/a3346a69c97819676c31196d10ebefa7

Only just caught this and posted a screenshot in the oppo thread from the herald sun. But sheesh SEN and Carlton in partnership. Gives me the boke

 

[captain cotch 9]

Where can I watch the Chanel 7 post game in room interviews?
I thought the club used to upload them

 

[SunshineBoy]

Just so people don’t get sucked in

This is a parody account

Tom Browne stopped reporting on sports news a few years ago but the cheeky campaigners behind this account know a lot still associate the name with afl news

He’s sucked in some very high profile people including some news sites

Yeah I know but it’s funny as shit

 

[Groupie_]

need lalor to grow out his hair and wear a ponytail like richo in the 90s

 

[SunshineBoy]

But campaigners still rate em as a flag chance.

Just like Essington

 

[Del65166]

Don’t quite agree, he helped him become a more rounded player

Without his experience of the wing Ross wouldn’t be as effective as he is on the outside that complements his inside game

He played as a outside mid on Thursday night and that is essentially the same as the wing in terms of providing outlet running

Probably turned him from a 20 possie a game player to a 25+

It’s also what has helped him become more of a threat when the stoppage at half forward that resulted in those goals he kicked

2019 Ross had a few spuds like Prestia, Cotchin, Edwards Martin, Bolton ahead of him. 2019 Caddy was on one wing Ellis the other.

Ross lost too much weight initially but 2021 saw Ross sub on for Cadds. Played great. Ross in the 2022 final was a great game on the wing too.

 

[SunshineBoy]

I was laying on our bed watching it in the bedroom, same with me Miss Kitty was laying peacefully next to me, when we kicked those final goals I was yelling, clapping my hands and kicking my legs in delight. Like we'd just won the lotto. Miss Kitty ran from the room wide eyed, she must have been thinking whats gotten into him tonight.

Looks like my support cat Archie

 

[Del65166]

Noah Cumberland.

Martyn? Nyoun?

I was joking

 

[DickieKnee]

Just like Essington

Essington v Carltoon GF

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Carlton cancel membership day after humiliating Round 1 defeat to Richmond​

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-cancel-membership-day-after-humiliating-round-1-defeat-to-richmond/news-story/a3346a69c97819676c31196d10ebefa7

I read that as they had a ‘ cancel membership day’ for supporters to refund memberships lol

 

[sabso]

need lalor to grow out his hair and wear a ponytail like richo in the 90s


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Vince Vega

 

[fargothegreat]

He played as a outside mid on Thursday night and that is essentially the same as the wing in terms of providing outlet running

This is spot on. People still view Ross as this contested inside bull, but Taranto and Hopper play that role.

He spent most of his time starting CBAs forward and pushing up, which gave him the space to be more attacking.

 

[Muddiemoose]

This is spot on. People still view Ross as this contested inside bull, but Taranto and Hopper play that role.

He spent most of his time starting CBAs forward and pushing up, which gave him the space to be more attacking.

Yup, similar type of style to Mitch Duncan or even Sidebottom when he was in his prime

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Vince Vega

 

[YeOldTiger]

Harris ****ing Andrews yuk. Can't stand that campaigner. That Pinocchio bs when he was on the mark against Tom Lynch showed his colours. Absolute flog of the highest order. Still reckon the stand rule was implemented to stop him making a fool of himself.

 

[Del65166]

Dimma derailed a few players careers.

yet he finds Marlion Pickett and turns him into a multi flag wining player.
Ross & Kmac were emergencies and rested for the VFL granny.
Pickett kills it
Ross 0 flags, Pickett & Kmac 2.

Dimma finds JGTI & Townsend in 2017, Towner & Caddy are unbelievable in 2017 in Griffiths, Eltons absence.

Dimma drops Butler, traded .. 2 more flags

 

[Groupie_]

 

[sabso]

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Is that the goal square and he’s looking for the posts?

 

[Groupie_]

Is that the goal square and he’s looking for the posts?

hes looking for the digital bricks

 

[RFCGloryJC]

KMc was integral in breaking down the partnership between Cripps & Walsh, normally what the Blues rely on to drive through the midfield.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Probably the most important stat.
65 to 40 inside-50s for the Blues.
Meant that our defence was resilient and repelled the weak pressured inside-50s.
One of Miller's best games so far in terms of intercepts, worth their weight in gold.

 

[voorhees]

having the game proudly stored on the hard drive for the future.
just like our finals & G.F this game is going to get a multiple rewatch for years to come.

 

[Rubber Hips]

Wow. Did that really happen?
The future is bright.

And as for Carlton, without Cripps they are a bottom 4 side.
And I really mean that. They absolutely lost the plot last night.

,,,,Crapps was nullified by KMac….was inside his head…and big did the blooze crumble….they had to send Crapps to the ruck FFS lol

 

[Rubber Hips]

Commentators foaming at the mouth about weitering saying he can hold his head up….i say BULLSHITE


Weitering was simply playing spare…BUT

when the most important moment of the game came along (remember blooze we’re on a late charge and were within 7 points) ….he was easily beaten by a player half his size (Nigel) in a one on one that led to the Seth backflip sealer


You’d think that being fleeced once before Weitering would have learnt not to expose himself …