Meltdown Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...with TiF (& The Filth Wizard!!)

[Hydatina Physis]

What is your favourite type of stationery?
Black pen, gel ink.

Very nice. What about a good black, pigment ink Falconista?

Who runs the 2nd weirdest name in the comp? We both know who first is (cough, @Hydatina Physis, cough)

OK theinjuryfactory.

 

[Falconista]

Very nice. What about a good black, pigment ink Falconista?


OK theinjuryfactory.

They're lovely but I don't write neatly or profoundly enough to use them.

 

[Headless]

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
A Four Corners style expose on the dark side of Headless.

Well, I did NOT know that Falconista!! (I legitimately didn't know that!!)


- TiF​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 6 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Wosh!

Wosh
Mt Buller Demons​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Definitely not the one MWPP put me onto A good old plain salty Smiths, super fresh and crunchy. Old school.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Frankie and Joe and I will die on that hill!

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
I’m just gonna say Eth so I can tag him.

Would you rather - drink tea with manangatang and Headless or drink Chud with Mobbs?
Definitely Tea with my fam, never ever trust what Mobbs puts in a Chud, frozen cheeseburgers and a mouldy chair most likely. I’d have a beer with Mobbs tho, I’d buy him pints while I sip ponies…and wear a wire.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Anyone who whinges, whines moans and complains about everything League but has 50,000 SFA posts while doing **** all to help turn the wheels. Go away.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
DemurePrincess definitely has the weirdest name to persona oxymoron. But I’ll never get used to U2tigers changing his name to TRUMAN#1 even if it did turn the Furies fortunes around.

What is your favorite breakfast?
Dare triple iced coffee, generally I don't eat till lunchtime.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change, and how soon can you do it?
Get a 14th team up, work with the whole League and just get it the **** done yesterday. Then never speak of expansion again.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
A peach, a warm fuzzy butt cheek outside and a juicy depth of flavour inside.

What is your least favourite position on the Qooty field?
Last on the ladder

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Frankston Rover by the length of Van Cortlandt Park. Two Van Cortlandt Parks.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Green, I’m on a health kick.

Fill in the blank - Gralin sure loves his ……….. rubber ducky

What is your favorite word in another language (I reckon I already know this one!)?
Sarma!

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
The hidden behind the scenes stuff I know…oh boy!

Well, I did NOT know that Wosh!! (I knew a little, but not as much as I thought I might have!!)


- TiF​

 

[Mobbs]

Lots of peaches in these replies! I cheated because I didn't know which fruit had stones because I don't eat fruit.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Frankie and Joe and I will die on that hill!

thoughts ClarkeM ?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

because I don't eat fruit.

 

[ClarkeM]

thoughts ClarkeM ?

I care little for lies. I brought Wosh to the Sweet FA and she can die on said hill if she chooses to that very fact.

 

[Wosh]

Lots of peaches in these replies! I cheated because I didn't know which fruit had stones because I don't eat fruit.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 7 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and philreich!

philreich
Ophidian Old Boys​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
BBQ

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Van_Dyke - S23

Name an Old Boys rookie from last season. No peeking. (I don't know the answer, but no one does, so you can probably just make this one up completely)
As I've stated on numerous occasions, there's 3 things I can never remember - names, telephone numbers, and the third thing: and that includes Old Boys rookies from S38.

If you had to rate it out of 10, with 1 being utter dogshit and 10 being freshly shaved cinnamon, how good do you reckon Dingster smells?
Depends if he's just farted, but usually a 9.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
grumbleguts - 2 blokes in the same team telling ordinary jokes would serve to annoy the opposition.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
SSSSSS

Tell me a joke.
Man asks his wife: “if I die, would you consider getting married again?” The wife shot back rather quickly, “Sure.”

The man digs. “Well would you let him live in this house?” “Well sure. I love this house.” Feeling more upset he continues, asking, “Would you let him use my golf clubs?”

“Oh no. Never.” He gets some comfort. Until she says, “He's lefthanded.”

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Nastiness in match threads - it's unnecessary. There's nothing wrong with good natured banter, but there's a certain line that doesn't need to be crossed.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Mango - you can't go wrong with a mango, plus they're too slippery for the opposition to handle.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose?
Pretty sure they all taste the same, so I choose red - my favourite colour.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
It'd be a comedy about the Furies naming 10 captains. Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Tigerturbulance

Have you ever written a song for someone?
I do fancy myself as a bit of a songwriter. At the end of the 2017 AFL grand final between Richmond and Adelaide, my son was running around the loungeroom, singing a remake of a Christmas carol classic. I thought to myself, "This is too good to pass up", so I wrote a couple of verses to go with the chorus - this is what we came up with:

We're at the MCG
On grand final day
It's Richmond v the Crows
It's Richmond all the way
I can't support the Crows
They are the enemy
There is only one result
That I'd like to see

Chorus
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
The Crows get blown away
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
The Crows get blown away

It's now late in the game
The Tiges have got it won
But for all us Crow haters
The fun has just begun
The Camries came here proud
They thought they had it made
But they forgot that flags aren't won
Until the game is played

Chorus

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
My favourite computer game is Triple Tile - weird, huh?

Fill in the blank - Tigerturbulance has pictures of Himself on his bedroom wall

Well, I did NOT know that philreich!! (I genuinely didn't know much of this at all!!)


- TiF​

 

[grumbleguts]

12 years my last mac lived, never a virus never an issue. The only thing that eventually went was the graphics card and of course it just got outdated. Would never go back to a pc again

You had a good run

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Cactus_ you are now the new Gumbies Captain, extra privileges and badge incoming. And wait till you see the shit Falc wrote about you in committee!

Funny, because when a student comes to me trying to write their assignment/thesis on a mac, and they wonder why nothing works, they end up chucking the stupid piece of shit in a creek and buying a computer. Then everything works perfectly.

Of course if they're trying to make a Christmas card for mummy and daddy, or make a picture of their dog look like their dog, or listen to music their mac is adequate, but if they want to actually do anything requiring computational grunt, like say... computing, they may well have used the box it came in.

 

[grumbleguts]

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
grumbleguts - 2 blokes in the same team telling ordinary jokes would serve to annoy the opposition.

See, if I was asked the opposite question, one of the first I'd pick to be on a team with, would be philreich so people could actually tell the difference between ordinary and my jokes.

 

[philreich]

See, if I was asked the opposite question, one of the first I'd pick to be on a team with, would be philreich so people could actually tell the difference between ordinary and my jokes.

Don't be so hard on yourself, dude .

 

[Wosh]

Funny, because when a student comes to me trying to write their assignment/thesis on a mac, and they wonder why nothing works, they end up chucking the stupid piece of shit in a creek and buying a computer. Then everything works perfectly.

Of course if they're trying to make a Christmas card for mummy and daddy, or make a picture of their dog look like their dog, or listen to music their mac is adequate, but if they want to actually do anything requiring computational grunt, like say... computing, they may well have used the box it came in.

Ok

 

[Dingster]

Mmmmm cinnamon.

 

[Gralin]

Funny, because when a student comes to me trying to write their assignment/thesis on a mac, and they wonder why nothing works, they end up chucking the stupid piece of shit in a creek and buying a computer. Then everything works perfectly.

Of course if they're trying to make a Christmas card for mummy and daddy, or make a picture of their dog look like their dog, or listen to music their mac is adequate, but if they want to actually do anything requiring computational grunt, like say... computing, they may well have used the box it came in.

So you're saying you don't know how to use a mac but you're not willing to let your students know

 

[Wosh]

Mmmmm cinnamon.

Cinnamon scrolls tomorrow?

 

[Robertio]

So you're saying you don't know how to use a mac but you're not willing to let your students know

Yes.

 

[Gralin]

Yes.

I didn't know you were also a teacher Rob

 

[Robertio]

I didn't know you were also a teacher Rob

A teacher of fine dining and Guinness.

 

[Gralin]

A teacher of fine dining and Guinness.

Seems like a weird combination

 

[Robertio]

Seems like a weird combination

That's why you need a great teacher like myself.

 

[Gralin]

That's why you need a great teacher like myself.

 

[grumbleguts]

So you're saying you don't know how to use a mac but you're not willing to let your students know

I know exactly how t use a mac. (which I clearly explained in the post.) Chuck the stupid f**king thing in a creek.

I used a mac for five years during a post doctoral research fellowship, because the cretin who ran the lab couldn't use anything else. I was modelling the interactions of lac dyes, a mordant and the silk surface. It was crashing constantly, he still wanted to persist then I showed him on a unix machine, and we published a week later.