Meltdown “The Wizard”

[Judd2Sewell]

I'm amazed that actual real life adults have posted some of the garbage in here.

* humorous posts aside.

 

[Cactus_]

So? People share nicknames all the time. Good to keep the name alive so people don't forget those who came before.

Sometimes people get the same nickname, if their mates don’t have much imagination I guess

But it’s pretty boring

I think maybe we should call Watson “Micky Mouse” because at best he’s the sorcerer’s apprentice:

 

[Cactus_]

Moved to The Divvy Van?

That’s very harsh. This thread is probably going to end up Certified Legendary.

 

[Cactus_]

I'm amazed that actual real life adults have posted some of the garbage in here.

* humorous posts aside.

You’re welcome ~

 

[Wosh]

Moved to The Divvy Van?

That’s very harsh. This thread is probably going to end up Certified Legendary.

Officially now a Meltdown!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I'm amazed that actual real life adults have posted some of the garbage in here.

* humorous posts aside.

Nick Watson is garbage though
Nice melt btw

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Nick Watson is garbage though
Nice melt btw

I'm so melted right now.

 

[Wosh]

I'm so melted right now.

Not quite good enough for a pizza badge tho.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Not quite good enough for a pizza badge tho.

I'm more room temperature Burrata than Pizza Mozarella.

 

[bzparkes]

Hawks have to call him that, otherwise they'd have to cheer on a player named 'Watson'

Elementary.

 

[catscratchfever]

Hewitt just did a Nick Watson and I reckon we will hear crickets. Let's see if people are consistent or is this just a Hawthorn bashing thread.

It's just a Hawthorn bashing thread. There should be more of it

 

[Xtreme]

Punchable campaigner would be an apt nickname.

Jealousy is a curse

The Wizard has more talent in his pinky finger than the whole entire Geelong Football Club's playing list over the last 200 years!

 

[matey]

Kako is better

Is he playing tonight!

 

[Wosh]

Jealousy is a curse

The Wizard has more talent in his pinky finger than the whole entire Geelong Football Club's playing list over the last 200 years!

 

[Xtreme]

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EXACTLY

 

[Xtreme]

Kako is better

Kako sounds like the kind of person that gives himself the nickname just because he scores a few goals in Fifa on his playstation controller!

 

[Shane Heard]

Is he playing tonight!

He was at the start when I was watching…then in the second qrt i decided to clean my goldfish.


Are we winning ?

 

[Shane Heard]

Kako sounds like the kind of person that gives himself the nickname just because he scores a few goals in Fifa on his playstation controller!

That’s his surname. Only a complete imbecile wouldn’t do a simple google search before attempting a humorous retort.

Ya have to lift your game mate ..

 

[Xtreme]

That’s his surname. Only a complete imbecile wouldn’t do a simple google search before attempting a humorous retort.

Ya have to lift your game mate ..

My statement stands

 

[Shane Heard]

My statement stands

Which only confirms said imbecile status.

It’s ok. Here at Bigfooty we embrace the dimwits and make them feel included.

 

[Xtreme]

Which only confirms said imbecile status.

It’s ok. Here at Bigfooty we embrace the dimwits make them feel included.

 

[SA HAWK]

You will hate him even more when he rips your team a new ass

 

[Cactus_]

It's just a Hawthorn bashing thread. There should be more of it

If they weren’t such a bunch of entitled gobshytes* threads like this wouldn’t be necessary

Unfortunately I feel the need to go and start another ten identical threads right now

Hawthorne are just incredibly entitled, bog*-average, uninspiring, unoriginal, generic, crap*-merchants

If there was a team that embodied everything contemptible about Jeff Kennett it would be . . .

oh never mind

* I use these terms advisedly

TLDR Hawthorne are the turd* that will not flush

 

[cryptor]

Moved to The Divvy Van?

That’s very harsh. This thread is probably going to end up Certified Legendary.

Sorry to hear that your thread is bad and unfunny.

Your nickname can be "The Brown Smear".

 

[Cactus_]

You will hate him even more when he rips your team a new ass

So . . . you’re saying he’s a massive turd . . .?

Could there be a more appropriate threat from the poos and wees?