Official Bye Thread S39, Round 17 - A Warrior, A Hawk & A Gumby Walk Into A Bar...

[cats_09]

Who's in charge of cooking the tacos tonight?

 

[Barrybran]

Who's in charge of cooking the tacos tonight?

Probably Brick Loosener. He's the food man around here. I'd ask GWS Goose but he'd probably just order them via Uber Eats.

 

[FootyBot13]

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So which one is the clown and which is the joker?

Also, we have a bye this week? While I'm glad we're not going solo, solo with the week off, I don't think this infomation is going to go down-didi-down-down-down well for how entertained I am this week.

Wait, Chipmunk and por_please_ya aren't at the Hawks anymore, DANG IT, no one will get the joke now!

 

[Chipmunk]

 

[cats_09]

Probably Brick Loosener. He's the food man around here. I'd ask GWS Goose but he'd probably just order them via Uber Eats.

As long as someone does, because this Cat needs her tacos

 

[Supercheapgiants]

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tgrs tried to tell us to go f*ck ourselves give us the week off so I'm opening up the taco & tequila bar so we can talk shit about the other teams without fear of a vengeful simulator. What a bunch of absolute crayons those other teams are aye! Happy hour is 4-6pm, surly hour is 2-3am. Dig in.​

Um, am I allowed to be in this establishment?

 

[cats_09]

Um, am I allowed to be in this establishment?

Always

If heading off to uni in Canberra as a 17yr old taught me anything, it's that you can always find a drinking establishment like Mooseheads that will turn a blind eye to minimum age requirements

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Always

If heading off to uni in Canberra as a 17yr old taught me anything, it's that you can always find a drinking establishment like Mooseheads that will turn a blind eye to minimum age requirements

I mean, it's round 17, I'm 17, all is well and good I suppose

 

[Wosh]

Why was this changed from "Official Match Thread" to "Event"?! I demand answers Wosh or I'll blame Tarkyn_24 again!

Wosh wants to see Angry Bob again.

Because it’s not an Official Match Thread and shouldn’t come up as such in historical searches.

However, you now have an ‘Official Bye Thread’ prefix now so stop crying and love me

 

[eth-dog]

Because it’s not an Official Match Thread and shouldn’t come up as such in historical searches.

However, you now have an ‘Official Bye Thread’ prefix so stop crying and love me.

Okay I'll blame Tarkyn_24 then

 

[Wosh]

Okay I'll blame Tarkyn_24 then

I prefer to blame Dingster but Tarks works for me as well.

 

[Dingster]

I prefer to blame Dingster but Tarks works for me as well.

Tarks!

 

[eth-dog]

Tarks!

Hi Ding!

 

[Dingster]

Hi Ding!

Hi eth-doggy. Big day Thursday!

 

[eth-dog]

Hi eth-doggy. Big day Thursday!

What's on Thursday?

 

[Dingster]

What's on Thursday?

 

[eth-dog]

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Oh right that thing.

 

[Mesc]

WE are Working Class Hero's Warriors !!! Never forget that !!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Because it’s not an Official Match Thread and shouldn’t come up as such in historical searches.

However, you now have an ‘Official Bye Thread’ prefix now so stop crying and love me

 

[Supercheapgiants]

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I don't get soccer but why does two bad teams play a final

 

[Tonga Bob]

I don't get soccer but why does two bad teams play a final

Sympathy I think.

 

[por_please_ya]

So which one is the clown and which is the joker?

Also, we have a bye this week? While I'm glad we're not going solo, solo with the week off, I don't think this infomation is going to go down-didi-down-down-down well for how entertained I am this week.

Wait, Chipmunk and por_please_ya aren't at the Hawks anymore, DANG IT, no one will get the joke now!

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Sympathy I think.

Can't wait for the WC and North game on the last day of september (starts at 10am as a pre-show to the grand final)

 

[cats_09]

Can't wait for the WC and North game on the last day of september (starts at 10am as a pre-show to the grand final)

Does the winner or loser gets the first pick of the draft?

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Does the winner or loser gets the first pick of the draft?

Neither, they both traded their first round picks off for a talented player that will help them in future (they will play the last day in september for a long while) (they will also leave the MCG at 1pm for long time too in september)