Unofficial Preview Death Ride ‘25! A Carltank campaign (pick 8) - traded to Carlton as part of a pick swap to give Hawthorn two first round draft picks

[DogDaySonny]

The death threat is from a Collingwood supporter? Who'd have thunk that?

Has anyone seen the actual message? What I saw (but I’m not sure if it was the actual message and now I can’t remember where I saw it) included the m word but it wasn’t a threat. Surely if it was an actual death threat then the police would have chased this guy down and not the AFL brand management department.

EDIT: I found an article that said Vic Police had a look and determined “no criminality was identified” and determined it wasn’t a credible threat. Plus it wasn’t even sent to Voss, but to the MCG’s anti-social hotline. It apparently references 23 men on the field being murdered and this being a brutal end for Voss.

It’s clear that the AFL is using some dark humour as media air cover for Voss And Carlton. Hence the involvement of the brand management unit.

 

[The Jet From Poowong]

Has anyone seen the actual message? What I saw (but I’m not sure if it was the actual message and now I can’t remember where I saw it) included the m word but it wasn’t a threat. Surely if it was an actual death threat then the police would have chased this guy down and not the AFL brand management department.

EDIT: I found an article that said Vic Police had a look and determined “no criminality was identified” and determined it wasn’t a credible threat. Plus it wasn’t even sent to Voss, but to the MCG’s anti-social hotline. It apparently references 23 men on the field being murdered and this being a brutal end for Voss.

It’s clear that the AFL is using some dark humour as media air cover for Voss And Carlton. Hence the involvement of the brand management unit.

Oh Shit you are serious. I thought it was a joke. Come on, that is hardly a threat. Voss has lost it.

 

[badgrill]

Has anyone seen the actual message? What I saw (but I’m not sure if it was the actual message and now I can’t remember where I saw it) included the m word but it wasn’t a threat. Surely if it was an actual death threat then the police would have chased this guy down and not the AFL brand management department.

EDIT: I found an article that said Vic Police had a look and determined “no criminality was identified” and determined it wasn’t a credible threat. Plus it wasn’t even sent to Voss, but to the MCG’s anti-social hotline. It apparently references 23 men on the field being murdered and this being a brutal end for Voss.

It’s clear that the AFL is using some dark humour as media air cover for Voss And Carlton. Hence the involvement of the brand management unit.

that was all my first thoughts when I heard it too - ridiculous to even ban the guy for 5 years. Just sounds like a pissed idiot playing silly buggers

 

[DogDaySonny]

Ah, I just found the exact text. Prepare yourselves. Maybe take a seat….

“I’d like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the murder of Michael Voss.”

 

[Nugett]

If he can fix Carlton he's got access to the ultimate cheat codes.IDDQD ain't got nothing on this

If he fixes Carlton, we will have to recruit him, so we can finally switch Peter Hudson to CHF

 

[Hawkk]

Not sure if this is legit

 

[Agent Smith]

Not sure if this is legit

Two seconds in and... stopped. Then came the realisation she crapped on like this for over an hour?

Someone at Carltank PLEASE hire this person!! Oh, the LOLs...

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Using the security text line to report 23 people being murdered isn't the best idea, but it is also pretty funny. Don't give him a 5 year ban - let him do the Collingwood banners.

 

[rei154]

Obviously a gaff, but if you take the piss out of a proper security service (which the anti-social behaviour number is) or police service you cop it.

 

[PorkPieHat]

Not sure if this is legit

I dunno, but I hope CFC puts her on their payroll.

 

[Ashman23]

No!

If you get pick 3, you win flags and start a dynasty within 3 years!

If you only get pick 7 or 8, you're forever stuck mid table!

Everybody on Bigfooty knows that!!

Rebuilds are hard.

 

[TassieGrown]

 

[hardway]

Not sure the blues will get the ball in the forward half tonight

 

[CobberRodgers]

This will end up pick 4 (at the start of the draft)

 

[threesixpio]

Wright doesn't start in the role for another 4 weeks or so I think.
Which is really playing havoc with making calls on Voss as a coach.
They can't make a change right before a new CEO sits in the chair. And Wright would want to do a lot of review and discussing rather than swinging the axe on his first day.

They're in a shitty limbo that we will directly benefit from

 

[Bugs1977]

It's all of us

 

[KermitJagger]

Carlton just have so many go nowhere players that they've targeted over the years. Rolling out Fantasia, Haynes, McGovern, Fogarty, Williams. Don't know if they can turn the past 5-10 years of recruiting around, honestly.

 

[I got the outside word]

Williams is the only Blue that cares.

 

[RCAB]

Essendon should beat Richmond this week, that means Carlton will be 13th after the end of this round.

 

[wahawk]

This will end up pick 4 (at the start of the draft)

I’m backing pick 3 with pick 2 my roughy



I do know what else I could be buying

 

[CobberRodgers]

Williams is the only Blue that cares.

Greg

 

[tommyk72]

Essendon should beat Richmond this week, that means Carlton will be 13th after the end of this round.

Any chance that Richmond win 3 more games? Would love to see both Essendon and Tiges leap frog them.

 

[Agent Smith]

 

[eldorado]

Might just head to the Carlton board for some light reading...

 

[Brant]

It's outrageous that Carlton are this bad & there's 6x teams still sh1tter than they are...