Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Pistol Night]

Presumably he called this with his O-Face?

Condolences to Pipes missus

 

[PalaceGun]

"At the start of the game, who would have thought the hero (Pendlebury) would cop a bullet to the chest?!?!?"

Hope he survives...
Good on ya, Dwayne. F'ing moron.

 

[WAbulldog]

He’s very insufferable in the first half and will be the same in the second.

 

[Dogs Rule]

"At the start of the game, who would have thought the hero (Pendlebury) would cop a bullet to the chest?!?!?"

Hope he survives...
Good on ya, Dwayne. F'ing moron.

Just hyperbolic s*** and it's staggering that he's been allowed to call the game for so long.

 

[PalaceGun]

A bit of firearms obsession today from Dwayne.

"Here's Cam!!! He's like Jesse James! He'll take your whole gang down!"

What the **** is up with him?

 

[The Blue Max]

A bit of firearms obsession today from Dwayne.

"Here's Cam!!! He's like Jesse James! He'll take your whole gang down!"

What the **** is up with him?

James Gang were both outlaws and Joe Walsh’s first serious band.

But it’s still an appalling play on words…..like they all are.

 

[The Blue Max]

OH NO - He said it again!

 

[PalaceGun]

OH NO - He said it again!

I wonder if he forgot that he'd already said it. He probably has it written down.

He's ruining this game. Won't be the last time, unfortunately.

 

[Dogs Rule]

James Gang were both outlaws and Joe Walsh’s first serious band.

But it’s still an appalling play on words…..like they all are.

He would believe that viewers and listeners think all this s*** he does is endearing. In reality, the majority think he's a giant tool.

 

[Shuestar13]

An horrific performance to cap off another horrific season by our Dwayne. His calling partner was equally as diabolical. Blessed relief now, it (TV commentary at least) is over for another football year.

 

[joe444]

An horrific performance to cap off another horrific season by our Dwayne. His calling partner was equally as diabolical. Blessed relief now, it (TV commentary at least) is over for another football year.

Surely they were calling from the studio - they seemed to keep second-guessing shit and then weirdly missing stuff. I tell you, Howie is decent but has to be the worst studio caller ever.

Bad news: Dwayne is apparently calling the GF for Fox alongside Huddo.

And I don't know if anyone else has objected to this huge, epic, massive phrase from Dwayne that gives me the shits when a player kicks it sideways and then another does the same: "X kicks it wide, Z kicks it wyyy-derrr"

 

[Partridge]

Surely they were calling from the studio - they seemed to keep second-guessing shit and then weirdly missing stuff. I tell you, Howie is decent but has to be the worst studio caller ever.

Bad news: Dwayne is apparently calling the GF for Fox alongside Huddo.

And I don't know if anyone else has objected to this huge, epic, massive phrase from Dwayne that gives me the shits when a player kicks it sideways and then another does the same: "X kicks it wide, Z kicks it wyyy-derrr"

Of course they were. Because on the extremely rare occasions they are at the ground they make sure to show them in the commentary box.

Howard is horrific, if you put a fawning 12-year-old in the commentary box they would be more professional than him.

Yet another creeping commentary horror - calling every single player by their first name.

 

[janty]

Of course they were. Because on the extremely rare occasions they are at the ground they make sure to show them in the commentary box.

Howard is horrific, if you put a fawning 12-year-old in the commentary box they would be more professional than him.

Yet another creeping commentary horror - calling every single player by their first name.

Howard warming up for summer where he sucks off everyone of his co-commentators.

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Howard warming up for summer where he sucks off everyone of his co-commentators.

Howard is embarassing.

Him and Derwayne is about as bad as sports commentary gets.

 

[Plugger35]

It sounds like I made the right choice watching the Ch7 coverage yesterday but BT was painful with his barracking for the Pies.

 

[muttley45]

Today, i learned from Derwayne, that Tyson Stengle

18

Tyson Stengle

Age

27

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

10.3

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

is a Superstar.

 

[largebus]

One reviewer described it "As good as you'll ever see!"

 

[Foxman98]

Not sure anyone knows this been one of the industries biggest secrets but the Derwayne Pipe has actually written a book!

It is full of great lines like "Oh baby" "Zigged when he should've zagged" "you call you get on" and our all time favourite "shake and bake"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

One reviewer described it "As good as you'll ever see!"

I've actually read a sneak preview. At one point one of the bad guys is actually drowned in a bath of honey.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

I've actually read a sneak preview. At one point one of the bad guys is actually drowned in a bath of honey.

Sweet way to go

 

[Pistol Night]

I've actually read a sneak preview. At one point one of the bad guys is actually drowned in a bath of honey.

Sounds like a “crazy good” storyline

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

The protagonist (chief baddy) doesn't actually have a name until they figure out who he is right at the end. Up till then they call him The Firestarter

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

One reviewer described it "As good as you'll ever see!"

This isn't real is it?

It's a parody account right?

Right?

 

[The Blue Max]

This isn't real is it?

It's a parody account right?

Right?

Dead set real. Did the launch on Fox Footy 2 weeks ago.

Taken him 10 years to write, it’s a fast paced murder mystery.

 

[The Blue Max]

I've actually read a sneak preview. At one point one of the bad guys is actually drowned in a bath of honey.

A sticky situation….