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Player Watch #28: Brody Mihocek – traded from Collingwood

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We need to renegotiate Kings Birthday so it's our home game in perpetuity.
The amount of wristie we've given the pies is unbelievable.

Traded them AA premiership star Jeremy Howe for ****ing ben abrahams or jacob or something, can't remember his name, he was a spud anyway, who cares what his mother called him.
Took a salary dump in Brodie Grundy, couldn't even make the team over Josh Schache as unused sub.
Chris Dawes was shit, Heretier Lumumba was shit.
Brodiy Miocheck, more junk.

Then you've got Brayshaw's career being ended by a thug and Brand Petracca being hospitalised by Moore, he'd probably still be a Demon if that didn't happen.

They beat the shit out of our players, smash us on the scoreboard, embarrass us every year at the trade table and now we've turned into a retirement home for their potato.

****ing give us some money at least, bastards.
 
We need to renegotiate Kings Birthday so it's our home game in perpetuity.
The amount of wristie we've given the pies is unbelievable.

Traded them AA premiership star Jeremy Howe for ****ing ben abrahams or jacob or something, can't remember his name, he was a spud anyway, who cares what his mother called him.
Took a salary dump in Brodie Grundy, couldn't even make the team over Josh Schache as unused sub.
Chris Dawes was shit, Heretier Lumumba was shit.
Brodiy Miocheck, more junk.

Then you've got Brayshaw's career being ended by a thug and Brand Petracca being hospitalised by Moore, he'd probably still be a Demon if that didn't happen.

They beat the shit out of our players, smash us on the scoreboard, embarrass us every year at the trade table and now we've turned into a retirement home for their potato.

****ing give us some money at least, bastards.

Checkers’ form dropped because of injury

Even then, could have kicked 4 against Adelaide in the final

There’s a very good chance he returns to form in ‘26

He runs hard, demands a quality defender, and never sooks
 
We need to renegotiate Kings Birthday so it's our home game in perpetuity.
The amount of wristie we've given the pies is unbelievable.

Traded them AA premiership star Jeremy Howe for ****ing ben abrahams or jacob or something, can't remember his name, he was a spud anyway, who cares what his mother called him.
Took a salary dump in Brodie Grundy, couldn't even make the team over Josh Schache as unused sub.
Chris Dawes was shit, Heretier Lumumba was shit.
Brodiy Miocheck, more junk.

Then you've got Brayshaw's career being ended by a thug and Brand Petracca being hospitalised by Moore, he'd probably still be a Demon if that didn't happen.

They beat the shit out of our players, smash us on the scoreboard, embarrass us every year at the trade table and now we've turned into a retirement home for their potato.

****ing give us some money at least, bastards.
I love your takes, Toump. Really does cheer me up.
 
We need to renegotiate Kings Birthday so it's our home game in perpetuity.
The amount of wristie we've given the pies is unbelievable.

Traded them AA premiership star Jeremy Howe for ****ing ben abrahams or jacob or something, can't remember his name, he was a spud anyway, who cares what his mother called him.
Took a salary dump in Brodie Grundy, couldn't even make the team over Josh Schache as unused sub.
Chris Dawes was shit, Heretier Lumumba was shit.
Brodiy Miocheck, more junk.

Then you've got Brayshaw's career being ended by a thug and Brand Petracca being hospitalised by Moore, he'd probably still be a Demon if that didn't happen.

They beat the shit out of our players, smash us on the scoreboard, embarrass us every year at the trade table and now we've turned into a retirement home for their potato.

****ing give us some money at least, bastards.
Fair and balanced as always.
 

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Why is he called checkers?
Probably not this deep and is just taken from his surname but we did call a Croatian guy I used to work with Checkers. (taken from the Croatia national flag). Mihocek's old man is from Croatia.
 
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Pretty sure the nickname comes from his signature goal celebration where he does that gesture you do at restaurants to call for the bill while saying his classic catch-phrase "cheque please"
 

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Heard Bucks on SEN gush pretty hard for checkers - said if you had the chance to bring him in to your club you'd do it. Trains hard, gives his all, plays through injury and great character. Think Rooter could learn a bit from him.
 

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Player Watch #28: Brody Mihocek – traded from Collingwood

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