Test The Ashes Third Test December 17-21 1000hrs @ The Adelaide Oval

[Art Vandelay_]

A nightwatchman for Josh ****ing Inglis.
That's taking the piss.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Have those that were shitting the bed earlier this morning calmed down now?

 

[SSSSSS]

Best thing Jacks has done all day.

 

[Pistol Night]

Nightwatchman Nath.

Another South Australian. Might as well just the Shield side play Boxing Day at this rate

 

[grumbleguts]

Why the hell is Lyon padded up? Who is he protecting? And, more importantly, who is protecting them from?

 

[FreoRicci]

Bat out the day. Add on another 100. England are decimated at the moment

 

[FreoRicci]

Why the hell is Lyon padded up? Who is he protecting? And, more importantly, who is protecting them from?

Should’ve protected Green.

 

[Pistol Night]

Have those that were shitting the bed earlier this morning calmed down now?

The sheets are changed and ready for a fresh dusting tomorrow morning

 

[Coasters7]

Jacks most overs for the innings going at 5.5 an over. These blokes are cooked

 

[Anzacpaul]

Bat out the day. Add on another 100. England are decimated at the moment

Yep. Grind them into dust and then roll them for 150.

 

[Ohitsthatguy]

Jonathon Trott
Graeme Swann also pulled the pin partway through a tour

Trescothick too?

Trott had mental health concerns
Swann pulled the pin like a big sook

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

What was that 1898 stat?

I think it was the last time two South Aussies put on 100 at an AO test

The Chappell brothers never did?

 

[MarcMaverick]

100 partnership between Head and Carey

 

[Joffaboy]

She's putting in a bunch of subtle digs too. Then again, I guess she's a wicket keeper ;-).

If there was anyone in the womens time I thought was gay, it was Healy.
Then she goes and marries the big yin.
Have we got Father Son and Mother Daughter in cricket?

 

[Buzz Hawk]

Grind them into the dust whilst they are hobled. Keep batting until tomorrow lunchtime.

Spot on.
This is England, Baz Ball w***ers. Show ponies.
We'll take all before us and show the rest of the world how it should be done, they said.
**** you campaigners.
We're aussies and we're better than you.

 

[Millky95]

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This is the full list. Starc in 6th

Was thinking Starc was so high cause he had played equal most.

Nope. Only Inglis has a higher average below him

 

[cats_09]

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This is the full list. Starc in 6th

Webster and Green have both played 7 matches & 12 batting innings, with 1 guy having 100+ runs more

 

[satty]

Once we cross 400, just give all the remaining batters license to swing for the fences and really demoralize the English bowlers .

This is the innings to truly rip their souls out and crush it in front of them and secure the ashes.

 

[largebus]

BazBall is currently on life support and may not make it

It died 2 years ago at Old Trafford, at this point we're just pissing on its... Ashes

 

[brutus76]

I'd seriously consider turning for Trav

WE LOVE HEAD!

 

[Plugger35]

Stokes should quit England and apply for a gig with the Black Caps, we have a better chance of beating the Aussies next summer.

 

[Scorpus]

If there was anyone in the womens time I thought was gay, it was Healy.
Then she goes and marries the big yin.
Have we got Father Son and Mother Daughter in cricket?

What's the Cricket Australia points discount? Do they have a northern academy?

 

[L_W_P]

Another South Australian. Might as well just the Shield side play Boxing Day at this rate

Genuinely wonder how we would fare if every test we just fielded the Shield team of that state, Aussie players included.

Might be a half decent series then...

 

[Back Pocket Rocket]

Head running the 3rd backwards a couple of times taking the piss

 

[Gavin Excell]

Bold prediction

Not really
England are 0-17 last 12 years