Think Tank Bay 13 New Year's Resolutions for AFL Clubs

[Elmer_Hauser]

Adelaide - Don't be homophobic
BrisVegas - Don't have any players philandering/tom catting around
Carlton - Don't be shit
Collingwood - Play Youth
Essingtin - win a final
Freo - Stop losing to shit teams below you on the ladder
Geelong/Cotton On - Win a game against Carlton
Gold Coast - Have Dimma go a season without milting about the umpires
GWS - Stop choking in finals and make the Granny
Hawthorn - Don't let Ginnivan anywhere near a pub or a race track
Melbourne - Don't let Clarry and Steve May spend any time together outside of footy
Norf - Same as Carlton
Port - Get rid of The Kochroach (DK)
Richmond - Get a crowd of over 25 K to a home game interstate
St Kilda - Have the Prez go a year without whining about the academies or father son rule
Sydney - Tank the season for Carlton's benefit
Worst Coach -Have at least one home game with no booing at all
Bulldogs - Sack Bevo

Like so many New Year's Resolutions, most of these are bound to fail.

 

[V23]

How many Breezers deep are you atm, m7?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Carlton: 3peat the April Premiership

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton be better off just asking for a new bike or something achievable

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton be better off just asking for a new bike or something achievable

What odds of Fly McCrab playing kids/youth next year for the filth ? A zillion to one ?

 

[Pistol Night]

What odds of Fly McCrab playing kids/youth next year for the filth ? A zillion to one ?

2 zillion. They're shit. We have to play the old campaigners until they die

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

2 zillion. They're shit. We have to play the old campaigners until they die

I wonder if 8 or more of my predictions come true, i get a Flogstradamus or Backfire prefix.