Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

[boondy]

Damien Martin meningitis in a coma . My mate had it , was in an induced coma for 2 weeks , now he is deaf as a post and has balance issues .Still has his mental faculties and is now proficient in sign language

 

[UseR2006]

Another 2 day test incoming

 

[FKASC]

Spoors being an uberspud as usual

How’s the Gades with 3 x 2024 Scorchers

 

[Cuzz09]

Another 2 day test incoming

3-2

 

[squashface]

Assuming that Inglis has been recalled back to the Aus test squad? Out of today’s game.

 

[kane249]

Assuming that Inglis has been recalled back to the Aus test squad? Out of today’s game.

Yep, Hobgod back in

 

[THE A5]

Yep, Hobgod back in

Any batsmen in doubt apart from green?

 

[MrKK]

3-2

3-2 would be the best result from here, just close enough for them to claim another moral series victory.

 

[Tugga27]

Any batsmen in doubt apart from green?

The squad is unchanged AFAIK.

 

[THE A5]

Bj is a ****ing idiot. Dazzeler’d Allen

 

[Tugga27]

Brain-dead by Allen.

 

[FKASC]

Marsh will get out now (prays for reverse dazzler)

 

[THE A5]

Wades always been a poor keeper. His red ball career for aus could have been much longer if he was good

 

[squashface]

Wades always been a poor keeper. His red ball career for aus could have been much longer if he was good

He would have played more red ball cricket if he was better at it? Huge if true.

 

[THE A5]

He would have played more red ball cricket if he was better at it? Huge if true.

At keeping. He did play a bit of cricket as a batsmen

 

[Cuzz09]

Dumb

 

[UseR2006]

oof, Connolly. Just didn't look comfortable at any stage tonight.

 

[THE A5]

Bison is so slow between wickets. The anti inglis

 

[Cuzz09]

All a bit slow mo feeling Scorchos

 

[Goroyals22]

Another 2 day test incoming

The wicket can be as green as he likes. It’s what is there moisture wise that makes the difference… all that amount of grass will do is keep the ball in decent shape for longer.

 

[THE A5]

Last few overd have been a grind. Hardie out of form terribly and with Marsh batting they struggle to make quick singles or twos

 

[Tugga27]

Need 30 from the surge.

 

[THE A5]

Marsh has just not been on this bbl at all

 

[UseR2006]

Need 30 from the surge.

38 total. Did well.

 

[Shifty1]

Hell of a partnership from these two. Got themselves set and now unleashing.