Test The Ashes Fifth Test January 4-8 1000hrs @ The SCG

[010203]

England have picked more West Indians than South Africans this series.

 

[MarcMaverick]

A maiden? In Bazball? Inconcievable.

 

[grumbleguts]

She does that a lot. Shouts "Shot!" when it doesn't even reach the rope.

It's because she is a supporter not a commentator. Supports teams in the following order England, India, Bangladesh, New Zealand, Afghanistan, Ireland, Pakistan, South Africa, Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe, the Adolf Hitler Memorial XI, Australia.

 

[Bedi]

A maiden? In Bazball? Inconcievable.

When he's not on the full attack Bethell does actually have a pretty solid defence i reckon.

 

[troybe]

England have picked more West Indians than South Africans this series.

That’s because The Aussies are picking the Saffers

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

A maiden? In Bazball? Inconcievable.

New year. New Bazball

 

[Gethelred]

It's because she is a supporter not a commentator. Supports teams in the following order England, India, Bangladesh, New Zealand, Afghanistan, Ireland, Pakistan, South Africa, Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe, the Adolf Hitler Memorial XI, Australia.

Strong post to username correlation.

 

[Pistol Night]

It's because she is a supporter not a commentator. Supports teams in the following order England, India, Bangladesh, New Zealand, Afghanistan, Ireland, Pakistan, South Africa, Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe, the Adolf Hitler Memorial XI, Australia.

Signalling byes for the Hitler XI is controversial

 

[Joffaboy]

Bethel moved from Barbados to the UK. Talk about a comedown.

Only a 20% chance of being knifed in England compared to about 50% in Barbados.

 

[Plugger35]

Bethel moved from Barbados to the UK. Talk about a comedown.

He would be making a lot more money playing cricket for England than he would do playing for the West Indies.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Bethell 0 (10)
Crawley 12 (24)

Can hear Brendon grinding his teeth from here

 

[Peter Bixley]

It's because she is a supporter not a commentator. Supports teams in the following order England, India, Bangladesh, New Zealand, Afghanistan, Ireland, Pakistan, South Africa, Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe, the Adolf Hitler Memorial XI, Australia.

You'd have to have Goering fielding at slip in that Adolf Hitler Memorial XI. Too fat to field anywhere else.

 

[icyflakes]

You'd have to have Goering fielding at slip in that Adolf Hitler Memorial XI. Too fat to field anywhere else.

The Nazis did have that mix of OCD and mild autism that is perfect for test cricket

 

[Bedi]

Signalling byes for the Hitler XI is controversial

early days, but a contender for POTY

 

[010203]

That KFC and that Westpac ad all in the one commercial break. Ugh.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Pitch looks good
Some movement at times and reasonable bounce
Will flatten out nicely and then our spinner comes int-.... oh

 

[Peter Bixley]

The Nazis did have that mix of OCD and mild autism that is perfect for test cricket

Steve Smith guest appearance?

 

[Charlie_s123]

You'd have to have Goering fielding at slip in that Adolf Hitler Memorial XI. Too fat to field anywhere else.

I'd go silly mid off myself.

 

[icyflakes]

Steve Smith guest appearance?

The weird hand thing he does takes on a different meaning in the Adolf XI

 

[Moonwatcher]

Signalling byes for the Hitler XI is controversial

They won a few matches with the scorer mistaking a few signals for byes

 

[grumbleguts]

Signalling byes for the Hitler XI is controversial

I was umpiring, there was a bad storm we all had to run off I warned them and said "Don't let the hail hit ya." The bowler said "Same to you brother."

 

[Joffaboy]

That KFC and that Westpac ad all in the one commercial break. Ugh.

With an extended version of the BWS ad to top off the nightmare.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Not on page 119 yet Fiesta

Cricket board so will let it go before you crumble like your name

 

[010203]

Nice shot Bethell. Well played through point.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Nice shot Bethell. Well played.

Pleases Baz a little bit.