Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[kazzooka]

We've already broken Herbatron and it's only Round 1 that's finished



The slow mo focus on McGrath (their captain) not even tracking Croc's run 10 mins into Q1, just sums up the state of the Dons perfectly.

My Favourite is the truth in there.

"It's shite being a fan of the bombers.
We're the lowest of the low!
The scum of the ****ing Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
...
It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy,
and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"

Just perfectly sums up what I think of them.

 

[Brishawk]

The definition of a dead man walking. Scott.

Is sheedy actually a hawthorn supporter? He is doing his best to destroy essendon. I tip my hat to him

 

[Bardo State]

Essendon don't even pretend to be a powerful club anymore, they just offer million dollar contracts and look at you like this

 

[MasterSamurai]

You can't script this shit. Weddle knocks back 6.5m to stay at Hawthorn and now the idiots are looking to pony up over 1.2m for a 30 year old for the next 5 years !!

 

[ReturningHawk]

Case in point.

Only Essendon are smart enough to offer him the opportunity to play until his mid 30’s.

Cal Twomey on every other player in this situation: “He’s obviously not happy there, looks like he’ll request a trade again.

Cal on Merrett: “It’s so complicated and hard to say one way or another”.

I don’t think he’s receiving his orders straight from Welsh, but I don’t know wtf he is doing trying to paint a picture that Zach is tempted to stay. Nothing points that way, and the last time he wrote that Zach was “considering” an extension, Zach’s response was “I wouldn’t say considering”. It’s only Essendon people that think this situation is complicated.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

You can't script this shit. Weddle knocks back 6.5m to stay at Hawthorn and now the idiots are looking to pony up over 1.2m for a 30 year old for the next 5 years !!

And it's all to stick it to Hawthorn. The club is broken and...

 

[ahhhhhh]

Remember when their fans were calling Wiz 'Temu Kako' at the start of last year?

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Remember when their fans were calling Wiz 'Temu Kako' at the start of last year?

K-Mart Kako. Dovaston is Walmart Wiz

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

There trying to paint this picture that he should sign the extension and potentially not be a part of any successful Bombers team the rest of he's career but if he sees through the tough period now it will pay off for the club down the track and Merrett will be lauded for helping with that. This is apparently what they are selling to Zack . Hird basically said he should stay regardless whether he has success or not, this is just hilarious. At least Lyon went the other way and said he should tell them to shove it I'll see out my current contract at the very least and assess my options from there.

 

[Sixpence]

K-Mart Kako. Dovaston is Walmart Wiz

Does that make Kako, Discount Dovaston?

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Does that make Kako, Discount Dovaston?

Dirt cheap Dovaston

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Dirt cheap Dovaston

Dimmeys Dovaston. That said., he's heaps better than Kako

 

[stevehawkington]

Dimmeys Dovaston. That said., he's heaps better than Kako

Let's keep dovaston out of it. We're here to poop on essendon.

Kako wouldn't be fit to tie the wizards boots.

 

[Sonny Hayes]

Cal Twomey on every other player in this situation: “He’s obviously not happy there, looks like he’ll request a trade again.

Cal on Merrett: “It’s so complicated and hard to say one way or another”.

I don’t think he’s receiving his orders straight from Welsh, but I don’t know wtf he is doing trying to paint a picture that Zach is tempted to stay. Nothing points that way, and the last time he wrote that Zach was “considering” an extension, Zach’s response was “I wouldn’t say considering”. It’s only Essendon people that think this situation is complicated.

I think this board can sometimes be a little dramatic with claiming everyone in the media hates us or favours someone else, but with Cal it is so real.

He is the biggest mouth piece for Essendon I have ever seen which is impressive because they have had plenty of amazing drunks over the years vomiting Essendon propaganda in the public

 

[stevehawkington]

I think this board can sometimes be a little dramatic with claiming everyone in the media hates us or favours someone else, but with Cal it is so real.

He is the biggest mouth piece for Essendon I have ever seen which is impressive because they have had plenty of amazing drunks over the years vomiting Essendon propaganda in the public

Essendrunk vombers

 

[TylerDurden]

 

[stevehawkington]

Essendon "injecting youth" lol

 

[Bedi]

Even if he was there supporting his partner's son, Archer May, it was gross seeing Derm in the Essendon room post game. As fundamentally wrong as having Sheedy in the Hawthorn rooms

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Even if he was there supporting his partner's son, Archer May, it was gross seeing Derm in the Essendon room post game. As fundamentally wrong as having Sheedy in the Hawthorn rooms

Some lines should not be crossed. They should split up asap

 

[moginie]

Essendon "injecting youth" lol

If only they could strike a balance in their youth injection scheme.

They'll have to wait until the glorious return of the coach of the 17th placed VFL team.

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Even if he was there supporting his partner's son, Archer May, it was gross seeing Derm in the Essendon room post game. As fundamentally wrong as having Sheedy in the Hawthorn rooms

Wouldn't have been surprised he went into the other rooms afterwards. Or maybe for the sake of the family dynamic he let it slide for a week.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Wouldn't have been surprised he went into the other rooms afterwards. Or maybe for the sake of the family dynamic he let it slide for a week.

He goes in there every week. Might need to get him an Essington jersey

 

[Bedi]

He goes in there every week. Might need to get him an Essington jersey

for me it's further proof he's a ripper bloke, as obviously he wouldn't be thrilled to be in there. But yes, hope he doesn't get too accustomed to it as we dont want his hatred of Essendon to dissipate!

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

for me it's further proof he's a ripper bloke, as obviously he wouldn't be thrilled to be in there. But yes, hope he doesn't get too accustomed to it as we dont want his hatred of Essendon to dissipate!

Just bite the top off a grenade in their rooms. That'll do

 

[Bedi]

Just bite the top off a grenade in their rooms. That'll do

I would like to think it's all one big fact-finding mission, but there's FA intelligence to get out of that rabble