Official Bay13 2017 LEAST Humorous Poster Award --- Congratulations Subaru!

[db swannie]

Welcome friends to a new yearly award to accompany POTY, FOTY, AWOTY & Most Improved Poster OTY.

This award will recognize the Bay13 poster with the most stunted sense of humor, who spent 2017 posting boring post after post without ever raising a chuckle out of anyone.



I'll start the noms with some great examples.

Laphroaig - Possesses no appreciable sense of humor whatsoever and has the personality of a wet sponge.
Geelong Dynasty - Any humor he has is buried under a mountain of repetitive Hawk-baiting.
HumanMeatball - Oh dear.... I could write a chatbot in C64 Basic with more personality than this bloke.

Further noms:

OneGreatClub
William Wonka
subaru
maryjames
NorthernLights
General Giant
bombersfan4000

If you don't add TazHawk15 and that other hawfie loser Hork Dork then this fred isn't legit.

 

[GudOnya]

I am not well known for my sense of humour.

 

[Bodicifer]

So not today?

 

[TazHawk15]

If you don't add TazHawk15 and that other hawfie loser Hork Dork then this fred isn't legit.

If you do a runner for 6 months after your team gets an arse tearing in a Grand a Final, you get no say in the matter.

PS, welcome back.

 

[RedVest4]

If you don't add TazHawk15 and that other hawfie loser Hork Dork then this fred isn't legit.

If you add TazHawk then you have to add Bombersfan4000, they are the same poster, they just go for different teams

 

[Bayer_]

If you add TazHawk then you have to add Bombersfan4000, they are the same poster, they just go for different teams

Except the Tazbot was programmed with correct spelling and grammar.

 

[db swannie]

If you do a runner for 6 months after your team gets an arse tearing in a Grand a Final, you get no say in the matter.

PS, welcome back.

Posting the same inane comment places you right up there with the favourites.

Well done on disappearing after every Hawfie loss last year.

 

[TazHawk15]

Posting the same inane comment places you right up there with the favourites.

Well done on disappearing after every Hawfie loss last year.

Except I was here every week, but cool story bro.

You done a runner you weak campaigner, all the deflections in the world will not change it.

Notice how I never had to worry about posting after the Hawks V COLA games.

9 out of the last 12 OUCH.

Thanks for the rent free space.

 

[STPer18]

^^^^^^^
Why don't you call Geelong the 'reigning straight setters' anymore? Did another team take that mantle?

Welcome back after your runner by the way.

 

[Catsnlakers]

If you do a runner for 6 months after your team gets an arse tearing in a Grand a Final, you get no say in the matter.

PS, welcome back.

Hey inbred, Why don't you call us straight setters anymore!?

 

[NorthernLights]

Tazhawk has 3 on the line right now by my count

 

[DaveyRS]

From what I’ve seen lurking the following were born without a funny bone in their body:

subaru
BRWB
tigertown17
TiAn_
Geelong Dynasty
Les Norton
bombersfan4000
Le Grille
Wooshette
TazHawk15
MAXIMUM GAWNAGE

 

[db swannie]

Except I was here every week, but cool story bro.

You done a runner you weak campaigner, all the deflections in the world will not change it.

Notice how I never had to worry about posting after the Hawks V COLA games.

9 out of the last 12 OUCH.

Thanks for the rent free space.

Haha, nice one, disappearing man. Takes you four days to get over a home and away loss, you softhawk.

 

[Stronzo]

DanWA

 

[DapperJong]

From what I’ve seen lurking the following were born without a funny bone in their body:

subaru
BRWB
tigertown17
TiAn_
Geelong Dynasty
Les Norton
bombersfan4000
Le Grille
Wooshette
TazHawk15
MAXIMUM GAWNAGE

Superb list. Wooshette doesn't belong on it though. Neither does MAXIMUM GAWNAGE. He just smells.

 

[Smeg Head]

Superb list. Wooshette doesn't belong on it though. Neither does MAXIMUM GAWNAGE. He just smells.

I like the idea of going a few bigger names instead of the same shittrucks. Maybe chuck in a Mofra for the sake of it.

 

[LC_15]

I like the idea of going a few bigger names instead of the same shittrucks. Maybe chuck in a Mofra for the sake of it.

Mof would just say last year's least funny was better...

 

[DapperJong]

I like the idea of going a few bigger names instead of the same shittrucks. Maybe chuck in a Mofra for the sake of it.

The thing is you really have to take a step back and differ between someone who posts s**t you don't like (because it upsets you) and someone who is just plain not funny.

Bosk rustles me occasionally and it's because he's actually funny. You have to know the difference.

 

[DaveyRS]

Superb list. Wooshette doesn't belong on it though. Neither does MAXIMUM GAWNAGE. He just smells.

Maximum garbage maybe slightly unlucky but wooshette offers very little imo

 

[Wosh]

Maximum garbage maybe slightly unlucky but wooshette offers very little imo

Fair nuff too, it’s your list.

 

[DapperJong]

Maximum garbage maybe slightly unlucky but wooshette offers very little imo

Sometimes opinions are wrong. Who are you anyway.

 

[Wosh]

Sometimes opinions are wrong. Who are you anyway.

Obviously a new poster

 

[Down at K Park]

Except I was here every week, but cool story bro.

You done a runner you weak campaigner, all the deflections in the world will not change it.

Notice how I never had to worry about posting after the Hawks V COLA games.

9 out of the last 12 OUCH.

Thanks for the rent free space.

So brave turning up 4 or 5 days after every loss. You deserve some sort of bravery award.

 

[db swannie]

Maximum garbage maybe slightly unlucky but wooshette offers very little imo

You’ve got a funny smell about you...methinks you are a BENNY!!!

 

[db swannie]

I nominate Packedlunch. The only time he’s remotely funny is when he’s talking about how good he is at catching bennies.