Song Contest Part XIII, Host: JoshWoodenSpoon, Theme: Woodblocks/Cowbells, Noms Due: Mon 8:45pm AEDT

[Plugger35]

I considered dedicating this song to my new team the mighty GWS Giants, hopefully they can knock off the Pies tonight.



I bought Factory Showroom back in 1997 for some reason and immediately regretted it, took it back to the CD store and swapped it for OK Computer.

One of the best decisions I ever made as OK Computer is one of my favourite albums.

I also considered dedicating this song off that album to my old team St Kilda.

I appreciate that so many of you have gone out of your way to avoid the stain of a Limpy but the strategy most of you have employed of nomming abject s**t instead is not ideal.

I will be disappointed if Limpy doesn't win the Limpy but from what I've heard it isn't the limpest song in the playlist.

 

[Smeg Head]

Host update Wooshette ? #worsthostever

 

[Wosh]

Host update Wooshette ? #worsthostever

Sure!
Host is sitting with a glass of moscato watching last nights Dees/Hawks replay and waiting for the Collingwood game.
Thanks for asking

#besthostever

 

[Smeg Head]

Sure!
Host is sitting with a glass of moscato watching last nights Dees/Hawks replay and waiting for the Collingwood game.
Thanks for asking

#besthostever

I didn't ask for your life story.

 

[Wosh]

Bitch diesel.

Nice to meet you.

 

[Hoos]

Sure!
Host is sitting with a glass of moscato watching last nights Dees/Hawks replay and waiting for the Collingwood game.
Thanks for asking

#besthostever

 

[Smeg Head]

Cheeky ziplock bag

 

[Plugger35]

Wino alert.

No wonder the host can't get her s**t together when she has been hitting the old Coolabah casks.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Wino alert.

No wonder the host can't get her s**t together when she has been hitting the old Coolabah casks.

Hey William Wonka do you award the limpy for non song contest related things? if so I think Plugger might deserve one for changing teams.

 

[Wosh]

Wino alert.

No wonder the host can't get her s**t together when she has been hitting the old Coolabah casks.

The hosts s**t is very together, the contestants however are a complete rabble.

 

[Wosh]

Hey William Wonka do you award the limpy for non song contest related things? if so I think Plugger might deserve one for changing teams.

Wtf is a limpy? You idiots inventing more stupid s**t here?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Wtf is a limpy? You idiots inventing more stupid s**t here?

Some stupid soft**** award Wanky awards to millennial music because he refuses to open his mind.

 

[RelaxMax]

Sure!
Host is sitting with a glass of moscato watching last nights Dees/Hawks replay and waiting for the Collingwood game.
Thanks for asking

#besthostever

I'm dong that

but I call it Drowning My Sorrows

 

[RelaxMax]

Shiraz

 

[Wosh]

I'm dong that

but I call it Drowning My Sorrows

Shiraz

How many bottles in?

 

[RelaxMax]

How many bottles in?

I'm on my second















glass

 

[Loonerty]

Schweppes lemonade

 

[Wosh]

Wine from a bottle?

Tre chic.

I know it’s a strange concept to a richmond supporter, but yes.

 

[RelaxMax]

Wine from a bottle?

Tre chic.

oo lala

 

[RelaxMax]

I know it’s a strange concept to a richmond supporter, but yes.

How do they drink it? From a cardboard box?

*laughs at the absurdity*

 

[RelaxMax]

A wine glass is preferable.

Although I'm not sure how preferring one football over anther determines how one drinks their vino. Out of a coffee mug is fancy I guess.

Gauche!

 

[Wosh]

A wine glass is preferable.

Although I'm not sure how preferring one football over anther determines how one drinks their vino. Out of a coffee mug is fancy I guess.

I’m an Eagle, nothing but Royal Doulton here.

 

[Wosh]

Smeg Head host update
Going for a pee then opening a packet of twisties, cheese not chicken of course.

 

[Smeg Head]

Smeg Head host update
Going for a pee then opening a packet of twisties, cheese not chicken of course.

Bad Wosh.

Don't spoil your dinner.

 

[Wosh]

Bad Wosh.

Don't spoil your dinner.

It’s 9pm here, dinner long gone.