Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[tribey]

David Cross should be the genie

In terms of casting perfection, he would’ve finally made good the Jake Lloyd deficit.

 

[Grave Danger]

I have decided that I will use the Lynx Africa deodorant I was given at Christmas rather than no deodorant at all (c'mon - it's still summer). Off to the shops this morning though, hopefully Lynx is not this week's deodorant special at Woollies.

I swear I'm still working my way through 'use in case of emergency' Lynx packs from years gone by.

Rexona in club colours!

 

[Del165198]

Yikes


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"Hold up, a-lad. You tellin me this girl jassy is a princess? And you just a lowly street urchin? I might be a genie but I'm not a miracle worker"
Cue canned laughter

 

[Visenfest]

Yikes


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My eyes just bled.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Huehuehue

 

[John the Butcher]

You know PAFC has gone downhill when KT isn't delivering the ice

 

[rumoursofwinter]

Brilliant news. Hakeem Al-Araibi is going to be freed to return to Australia imminently.

https://www.theage.com.au/world/asi...ition-to-bahrain-dropped-20190211-p50x3j.html

 

[Powerstufff]

The Australian one I find is less interesting as the houses are often fantastic any way and the land and heritage issues aren't so great.
The better ones are in the cities.

Yeah the British one throws up some amazing opportunities for filming. I was hooked way back with the Tenby lifeboat station. Heavy equipment had to roll in at low tide, be gone by high tide and Kevin's dry humour had a lot to work with.


The New Zealand one is also very good because the scenery is always pornographically good.

 

[bomberclifford]

The New Zealand one is also very good because the scenery is always pornographically good.

The best one was the dude who was clearly not interested in female company, getting harrassed by his sisters and mum about when he'd get a girlfriend/wife.

He was an engineer/architect from memory and built a very nice bachelor pad.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Huehuehue

How many aliases does that subaru campaigner have?

 

[Powerstufff]

Grand Designs UK is so good that the Australian version - a reasonably decent show in its own right - is almost unbearable to watch after it.

Related:

Extra points for finding a clip did the AFL and Grand Designs.

 

[Powerstufff]

Your use of the word "kerfuffle" recalled this book I read recently. I reckon Tony Martin may have been inspired by your BigFooty postings as much as the letters to the editor page...

‘They’re different, that’s for sure. And I wouldn’t put anything past ’em.’

It’s 2006, and terror scaremongering in the media has rattled the residents of sleepy, suburban Dunlop Crescent. When a Maori family moves into number 14, the local cranks assume they are Middle Eastern terrorists hell-bent on destroying the Australian way of life. Rumour has it that they plan to turn their house to face Mecca.

This sets off an extraordinary chain of events that embroils the entire neighbourhood as well as cynical media figures, bumbling anti-terrorist police, and a gang of white supremacists with a radical plan to wake up the country and ‘preserve Australian values’. At the centre of it all is Gordon, a retired widower, who just wants a bit of peace and quiet.

Deadly Kerfuffle is a smart, riveting and incredibly funny novel inspired by actual letters to the editor in a local newspaper. Through biting satire and a cast of unforgettable characters, it’s an insight into the kind of paranoia that could only ever blossom in the quietest and safest of places.

https://www.booktopia.com.au/deadly-kerfuffle-tony-martin/prod9781925584448.html

Sounds like you would enjoy Tom Sharpe's 'Riotous Assembly'

 

[tribey]

Huehuehue

Also Jenni: Josh Jenkins said he heard bad language from Port fans at the Showdown what do you expect from disgracefull [sic] Port Power fans?

 

[Papa G]

The bird on this instant hotel show is so ****ing gorgeous.

 

[Contested Marx]

This is a thing but what is it

 

[Grave Danger]

The bird on this instant hotel show is so ******* gorgeous.

Razz from Coober Pedy?

 

[tribey]

Razz from Coober Pedy?

Maybe whack up a NSFW warning next time hashtag phwoarrr

 

[Del165198]

This is a thing but what is it

I hate this

 

[Contested Marx]

I hate this

 

[Smithy7]

A P-plate driver has learned the hard way not to mess around with trucks after dashcam footage captured the moment the youngster made a very dangerous decision.
The video shows the blue hatchback pull onto a two-lane road, right in front of a truck travelling at high speed.

Not a very bright P-plate driver ...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Someone has taken it upon themselves to park in my reserved space.

Taking ideas on what I should do.

A) Winch them out
B) Shit on the windscreen
C) Burn it
D) Report it to UPark
E) All of the above.

 

[Papa G]

Someone has taken it upon themselves to park in my reserved space.

Taking ideas on what I should do.

A) Winch them out
B) Shit on the windscreen
C) Burn it
D) Report it to UPark
E) All of the above.

Park behind them. They wont be able to leave until you do.

 

[manureid]

Park behind them. They wont be able to leave until you do.

And then they do (B) to you.

 

[Doctor Feel]

And then they do (B) to you.

It would also mean I block the entire Carpark up. Lol

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Someone has taken it upon themselves to park in my reserved space.

Taking ideas on what I should do.

A) Winch them out
B) Shit on the windscreen
C) Burn it
D) Report it to UPark
E) All of the above.

Shit on their face and then feed it to them.