Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[bomberclifford]

What do you do when a bird shits on your car?
You never go out with her again.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What do you do when a bird shits on your car?
You never go out with her again.

No German blood Bomber?

 

[bomberclifford]

No German blood Bomber?

My aryan DNA takes me as far as the yellow river but never across to the mud lakes.

 

[Contested Marx]

Someone has taken it upon themselves to park in my reserved space.

Taking ideas on what I should do.

A) Winch them out
B) Shit on the windscreen
C) Burn it
D) Report it to UPark
E) All of the above.

my old work had a private carpark that was open to the street and occasionally there would be someone from outside parked in there. one time it was the exact model car (mid 70's celica) as someone in the office, so we checked if he could unlock it (he could), then we checked if he could start it (he could).

so we moved it into a no parking zone on the street.

if this were me, i'd just let the tires down, then tell upark.

 

[Dylan8]

Craig Foster should be PM

 

[Doctor Feel]

So the resolution is that UPark security have placed a notice on the car. They know the numberplate in their system as someone who has recently purchased a reserved space. They think they have mistakenly parked in my spot.

To be honest, I recall a red mazda parked next to me yesterday and I'm pretty sure it was that one. Though in their park today was a white mazda. I reckon it was a snowball effect started by the white mazda.

Conclusion: Mazda drivers are campaigners.

 

[Grave Danger]

A P-plate driver has learned the hard way not to mess around with trucks after dashcam footage captured the moment the youngster made a very dangerous decision.
The video shows the blue hatchback pull onto a two-lane road, right in front of a truck travelling at high speed.

Not a very bright P-plate driver ...

That P-plater forgot that p = mv

 

[Papa G]

Craig Foster should be PM

He'd ban all other sports except soccer. Then he'd assign the death penalty to anyone that called it soccer.

 

[Dylan8]

He'd ban all other sports except soccer. Then he'd assign the death penalty to anyone that called it soccer.

good

 

[wannabejack]

......

Conclusion: Mazda drivers are campaigners.

I drive a Mazda, so yes, I agree.

 

[glitch01]

Someone has taken it upon themselves to park in my reserved space.

Taking ideas on what I should do.

A) Winch them out
B) Shit on the windscreen
C) Burn it
D) Report it to UPark
E) All of the above.

Pair of side cutters, snip off 2 valves........nobody has 2 spare tyres!!!
Doesn't free up your space but major inconvenience for them.

 

[Doctor Feel]

It's worked out for the better. They've just offered to transfer my permanent park to level 1. Saves me 5 levels of trekking up in the car. Nice.

 

[Andre]

To be honest, I recall a red mazda parked next to me yesterday and I'm pretty sure it was that one. Though in their park today was a white mazda. I reckon it was a snowball effect started by the white mazda.

Was it ever red or not? Or did you suffer from the Mazdriver effect?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Was it ever red or not? Or did you suffer from the Mazdriver effect?

Nah i'm certain it was red because a red holden used to park in that space, and I made a mental note that it wasn't the usual red holden, but a red mazda.

#interestingmatthewlobbe

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Craig Foster should be PM

Craig Foster is a jerk.

 

[Del165198]

A P-plate driver has learned the hard way not to mess around with trucks after dashcam footage captured the moment the youngster made a very dangerous decision.
The video shows the blue hatchback pull onto a two-lane road, right in front of a truck travelling at high speed.

Not a very bright P-plate driver ...

I like the part where he tries to roll it back out on to the road and (presumably) keep driving like nothing happened. It's not GTA V campaigner

 

[Steve Dore]

Craig Foster is a jerk.

That slimming tea he was peddling was a total scam.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Feel is happy with his new parking space major first world calamity avoided.. sweet relief.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Brilliant news. Hakeem Al-Araibi is going to be freed to return to Australia imminently.

https://www.theage.com.au/world/asi...ition-to-bahrain-dropped-20190211-p50x3j.html

Well done Craig Foster for being the face of getting him back to Oz. He was supported by many others but he lead the soccer community getting behind this. His old mate and former refugee Les would have been proud of him.

No mean feat to get FIFA to back this, when the president of the Asian Confederation - the dodgy sheikh from Bahrain - was the one who lead the trumped up charges.

I said to a mate a couple of weeks ago, if Oz of year recipients Richard Harris and Craig Challen get behind this, it will be bloody hard for Thailand to say no to the request to free him. Saying no to blokes that saved 12 soccer players and a coach ask for a soccer player to be freed, would be terrible headlines around the first world for Thailand. Pissing off corrupt Bahrain rulers wont have much impact. Well done to Harris and Challen for getting behind this, and signing that letter, and to whoever it was that spoke to them asking them to contribute.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Watched this on Foreign Correspondent tonight. Indonesia football fans are a crazy and passionate as any in Europe or South America (GremioPower diegodcg)

But they at times are just too stupid and there have been 74 fans killed since 1994 attending games. Great story by David Lipson as he followed Jakarta's Persija and their fans and Jakmania, over several weeks- Inside A Stadium of a Football League Running Amok (an Indonesia word).

Port officials talk about building fan management and regularly topping independent surveys by the AFL for best fan engagement in the AFL. We have nothing on these guys.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Feel is happy with his new parking space major first world calamity avoided.. sweet relief.

First world problems are real campaigner.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feel is happy with his new parking space major first world calamity avoided.. sweet relief.

Correct.

 

[Contested Marx]

How much per month for a reserved spot in there?

Biggest issue with parking garages for me (aside from price) is the hours spent spiralling upwards and downwards.

A level 1 spot would be great.

 

[Killer Power]

The google algorithm is telling me that a medieval knight sweater is my must have fashion item for the coming winter

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feel is happy with his new parking space major first world calamity avoided.. sweet relief.

Just checked out the new park today, straight in as you enter the carpark. Now this is pod racing. For $350 a month i'd ****ing hope so.