Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[Eddie Dingle]

Just checked out the new park today, straight in as you enter the carpark. Now this is pod racing.

Do you drive in backwards for a quick escape?

Batman taught me that.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The google algorithm is telling me that a medieval knight sweater is my must have fashion item for the coming winter
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They're right you know, for the crusades on the hill against opposition supporters.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Do you drive in backwards for a quick escape?

Batman taught me that.

Naturally. It allows me to get home faster and commence further shitposting.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Congress Agrees To $1.3 Billion For Protective Border Fencers




https://politics.theonion.com/congr...ok&utm_campaign=SF&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

 

[Del165198]

Just checked out the new park today, straight in as you enter the carpark. Now this is pod racing. For $350 a month i'd ******* hope so.

$350 a month on a parking space lol

Just one of the many reasons living in a city is farked

 

[Eddie Dingle]

$350 a month on a parking space lol

Just one of the many reasons living in a city is farked

$350 a month pffft

$400k and it’s yours!!

https://www.domain.com.au/news/aust...ney-owner-selling-for-400000-20170519-gw7sgv/

 

[manureid]

Who doesnt reverse in to car parks these days?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Who doesnt reverse in to car parks these days?

Forward thinkers

 

[Magpiespower]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

I vote for candidate 2.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

And when he is boss he kills caveman candidate 1

 

[Power Girl]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

Go the dinosaur. Strangely enough he sounds more grounded and less of a f***wit than the other douche.

 

[NoddyHolder]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

they both sound like outstanding candidates. Co-managers is surely the logical solution

 

[Janus]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

The more appropriate question is, why aren't you getting promoted if that's the quality of the candidates? Or will these two be working underneath you?

 

[Grave Danger]

The more appropriate question is, why aren't you getting promoted if that's the quality of the candidates? Or will these two be working underneath you?

He doesn't want promotion - he just wants....to sing!

 

[Papa G]

Ha. Did anyone see that pic of the old woman standing slightly hunched over on that Sydney train with all the young people just sitting there looking at their phones apparently oblivious to her and not offering her a seat? The Outrage squad went mental and it was picked up by virtually all TV stations shocked and appalled by the train goers behaviour? Well turns out her Grandson rang one of the Shock Jock Radio stations and set the record straight. Turns out she was standing there because she was getting ready to disembark at the next station. ****ing Idiots.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Ha. Did anyone see that pic of the old woman standing slightly hunched over on that Sydney train with all the young people just sitting there looking at their phones apparently oblivious to her and not offering her a seat? The Outrage squad went mental and it was picked up by virtually all TV stations shocked and appalled by the train goers behaviour? Well turns out her Grandson rang one of the Shock Jock Radio stations and set the record straight. Turns out she was standing there because she was getting ready to disembark at the next station. ******* Idiots.

Elderly disabled lady forced off train by social media bullying youths outrage. Port Power football club refuse to investigate if any of those involved are members.

 

[Duck Farmer]

lol, dopey bosses asked my opinion on their preferred candidates to be promoted for some management role bullshit:

CANDIDATE 1 is a white supremacist incel who strictly adheres to Jordan Peterson’s “12 Rules for Life” and would probably shoot up the joint if not for our strict gun laws.

CANDIDATE 2 pretends to be a dinosaur out in the storeroom when they think no-one is looking, right down to fighting monster reptiles, snatching pterodactyls outta the sky and eating cavemen and shit.

This is why every poll needs a Jack Watts option.

 

[Magpiespower]

The more appropriate question is, why aren't you getting promoted if that's the quality of the candidates? Or will these two be working underneath you?

Coz I ain't the least bit interested. Nope, they'll be my boss. The one their replacing lasted nine days, lmao...

 

[powermacs]

Coz I ain't the least bit interested. Nope, they'll be my boss. The one their replacing lasted nine days, lmao...

Where the **** do you work?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Elderly disabled lady forced off train by social media bullying youths outrage. Port Power football club refuse to investigate if any of those involved are members.

The steel for the train was reportedly provided by Sajeev Gupta's company.

 

[Duck Farmer]

The steel for the train was reportedly provided by Sajeev Gupta's company.

In other news, KG and Cornesy will be joined by long-time favourite Mahatma Cote in this Saturday's outside broadcast from Whyalla.

 

[Dylan8]

Russian Doll is excellent

 

[Magpiespower]

Where the **** do you work?

Between my colleagues and customers, I'm pretty sure it's a 19th Century lunatic asylum that's been teleported to right now and, for some reason, they all seek my counsel on shit (maybe coz I'm the only person in their whole wide world who listens to them, I dunno?)

"Hmmmmm, yeah, look, I'm not sure why your husband won't climax unless you put on a strap-on dildo and smash him up the mud-button, sorry lady, the sugar is in aisle five."

Legit conversation, btw...

 

[Power Girl]

Please tell me that you are doing a screen play, writing a book or at least going to keep posting a weekly work blog here on Big Footy. I need my stories. Because my work conversations are quite different to this.