Tom Lynch is already a write off.

[chefmeister]

Little Jack Flogwoldt should be happy he now has his forward line play pen all back to himself but the tigers will suffer with their impotent forward line to remain flaccid as Tom is now their new ruckman.

New statistics reveal that Richmond will need to adapt to new rules more than any other team
http://m.afl.com.au/news/2019-02-19/why-666-rule-could-force-tigers-into-a-radical-shakeup

RIP DYNASTY 2017-2017

 

[beema limapep]

Moe by the bay

 

[Turnover]

Yep, better off with Rhys Stanley.

 

[Zoom]

Does Dank have drugs that will sort him out? The juice kept guys like Ling, Chapman, Scarlett, GAJ, Enright, Hunt and Johnson going for years

 

[A Cut Above]

In 8 years of AFL football 200cm Tom Lynch has had a whopping 83 hitouts.

 

[chefmeister]

In 8 years of AFL football 200cm Tom Lynch has had a whopping 83 hitouts.

Damn, no wonder the Tigs are pushing him into the centre. At this rate he’ll easily rival another Tiggy forward Star turned ruckman who’s career they ruined, with Richo tallying up 89 HO in 17 seasons.

Way to go Tiges.

 

[blitzer]

I don't think its fair how the AFL changed the rules and made the Tigers gameplan completely useless. Now Richmond won't be able to win games and their fans will be all upset. Everyone spare a thought for the little kids wearing Martin's number in the crowd, their eyes filling with tears as they get absolutely belted out of the middle because Nankervis got injured and poor Grigg is trying to jump as high as he can but he can't do anything in the ruck.

 

[chefmeister]

Does Dank have drugs that will sort him out? The juice kept guys like Ling, Chapman, Scarlett, GAJ, Enright, Hunt and Johnson going for years

Dank may of had a sack of magic beans, Merlin’s book of spells and even Jana Wendts anti aging creme but I doubt he can help Tom, he’s already been Tiggered.

 

[Zoom]

Dank may of had a sack of magic beans, Merlin’s book of spells and even Jana Wendts anti aging creme but I doubt he can help Tom, he’s already been Tiggered.

Old stinkmeister ponging hard again

 

[maryjames]

Good to see all the Richmond supporters in the bay melting like usual.

 

[chefmeister]

Old stinkmeister ponging hard again
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Go to bed bot.

 

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Go to bed bot.

Ya minging that hard stinkmeister

 

[chefmeister]

Tom being told Awekth only wants him to hit “out” from now on.

 

[Socrates2]

I would disagree with chiefmeister here, Jack Riewoldt himself said he was surprised how tall and massive Lynch was.Can you imagine Dusty running out of the center, he's got Lynch on a lead, Riewoldt on a lead or he might just kick it himself! FMD it's going to be scary.Riewoldt will play further up the ground like his cousin Nick.Nank will take 80% of the ruck and we'll share out the rest.I mean if Geelong can have a lumbering fat-arsed full forward for ten years then I dont see why one of the best forwards in the game,at the peak of his career, will have any problems.I have a feeling Richmond will kick a record score of some sort this year.Maybe Richmond 28.19 .187 to Geelong 3.14. 32. Goals Lynch 9, Riewoldt 6, Rioli 4, Caddy 4, Higgins 2, Butler , Castagna, Edwards Geelong goalkickers Parsons, Ratugolea, Rohan.Gary Rohan should start the season well but be dropped in round 5 or 6 due to too many clangers and a lack of pace.

 

[chefmeister]

I would disagree with chiefmeister here, Jack Riewoldt himself said he was surprised how tall and massive Lynch was.Can you imagine Dusty running out of the center, he's got Lynch on a lead, Riewoldt on a lead or he might just kick it himself! FMD it's going to be scary.Riewoldt will play further up the ground like his cousin Nick.Nank will take 80% of the ruck and we'll share out the rest.I mean if Geelong can have a lumbering fat-arsed full forward for ten years then I dont see why one of the best forwards in the game,at the peak of his career, will have any problems.I have a feeling Richmond will kick a record score of some sort this year.Maybe Richmond 28.19 .187 to Geelong 3.14. 32. Goals Lynch 9, Riewoldt 6, Rioli 4, Caddy 4, Higgins 2, Butler , Castagna, Edwards Geelong goalkickers Parsons, Ratugolea, Rohan.Gary Rohan should start the season well but be dropped in round 5 or 6 due to too many clangers and a lack of pace.

What does ‘FMD’ mean..?

 

[Coach_Required]

Tom thinks this thread title is a bit harsh and unwarranted ….

 

[chefmeister]

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Tom thinks this thread title is a bit harsh and unwarranted ….

I think Tom will adjust well and become a fine ruckman. The best part for Richmunt is that Jack now retains a whole 50 meter arc for himself.



Chin up Jack, it’s all gonna be yours.

 

[Socrates2]

What does ‘FMD’ mean..?

Eff Me Dead!

 

[chefmeister]

Eff Me Dead!

No shit!?!?

Well it’s a fitting abbreviation now isn’t it considering Tommy’s sudden role changing game plan..??

 

[Socrates2]

I think Tom will adjust well and become a fine ruckman. The best part for Richmunt is that Jack now retains a whole 50 meter arc for himself.

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Chin up Jack, it’s all gonna be yours.

Jack got that all out of his system last year when he won the Coleman Medal ,he knows he won't be kicking big bags anymore.He is probably the best team player in the AFL atm.Jack will play a lot like Nick Riewoldt used to.

 

[Socrates2]

No shit!?!?

Well it’s a fitting abbreviation now isn’t it considering Tommy’s sudden role changing game plan..??

It's just an Australian exclamation, no negative connotations chief .I could have also said Christ on a bike.

 

[ChappyUK]

Lynchy and Roo are going to get on just fine.

 

[chefmeister]

I could have also said Christ on a bike.

Would that describe Tom Lynch’s new role after he thought he was going for Coleman glory?

Gotta admire you guys by protecting Jack this way, spend millions on a GUN, promote his name to sell merch, offer him a future and then make him a ‘role player’ rather than upset the AppleCart.

Richmunt, where careers go to die...

 

[Laphroaig]

It seems Lynch is at last going to fill the gaping hole the departure of Shaun Hampson left in their list. At only 3 times the salary.

Hope he has a super hot missus.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

In 8 years of AFL football 200cm Tom Lynch has had a whopping 83 hitouts.

LOL even Tom Boyd has more than that...