Play Nice Random Chat Thread: Episode III

[Groin guru]

Now you’re gonna laugh but I’m getting sexually harassed at work.

Dead set a lady who owns a flat at the property I’m working at is full on. She literally won’t leave me alone. She just watches me work. She’s offered me a cup of coffee and said for the milk she’ll give use the milk from her boob. When I walked passed her she grabbed at my top because she wanted to see all my ink. She keeps telling me I can come have a lay down in her flat whenever I want.

I’m not fussed at all, it’s funny, but I have 5 sisters and if I think of one of them being confronted with that it’s very different.

Please let me know when chapter 2 comes out!

Have you read the comments in that video? No wonder there are mosque massacres and shit.

I'm not listening to Alex Jones dude. I've only got so many seconds of time left on earth.

Why would I waste my time reading comments? When is it ever a good time to do that on youtube, twitter, facebook? Never. No need to watch. Just a video highlighting how Youtube broke their algorithm for some content and not for others

 

[Val Keating]

Please let me know when chapter 2 comes out!

Why would I waste my time reading comments? When is it ever a good time to do that on youtube, twitter, facebook? Never. No need to watch. Just a video highlighting how Youtube broke their algorithm for some content and not for others

She’s not here today thank god. Did I mention she’s about 65? Definitely not playing with a full deck

 

[Groin guru]

She’s not here today thank god. Did I mention she’s about 65? Definitely not playing with a full deck

 

[Val Keating]

Replace her with the cat lady from the simpsons and you’re getting warmer

 

[koshari]

whats everyone's thoughts about the ben buckley email sent out today?

 

[Snake_Baker]

whats everyone's thoughts about the ben buckley email sent out today?

Elated. I printed off an entire roll of them

 

[Grogg]

whats everyone's thoughts about the ben buckley email sent out today?

Generic pap.

 

[koshari]

Generic pap.

i only threw up in my mouth twice.

 

[Grogg]

i only threw up in my mouth twice.

Ol' Iron Guts, eh?

 

[ferball]

whats everyone's thoughts about the ben buckley email sent out today?

It doesn't matter what he does he's gonna get canned. Its a generic letter cos there are 30, 000+ other members. What else was he ever gonna say other than to beg us not to dessert the team after such a shitful performance?

He didn't use those words obviously but the club chairman just sent a message to all the members asking them to turn up on Sunday. "We have some massive games coming up and we will need all the support we can possibly get."

 

[D23D]

I'm off to Wiesbaden near Frankfurt Germany for a few weeks for work. Anyone been there or thereabouts?
I plan to drink plenty of quality Bier and will embark on a Rhine cruise whilst enjoying a riesling but any other recommendations are welcome.
Cheers

 

[Val Keating]

Aren’t humans great

 

[andana]

There was one of those off the east coast of Thailand after a flood.

 

[Groin guru]

Aren’t humans great

That's recycling to stop tsunamis. They are saving lives with that litter. Also if a shark comes you can just jump up and run to safety.

 

[Val Keating]

I had a bit of fun in a seadoo when I was in Langkawi a few years ago. About 100 meters off shore there was rubbish everywhere. Disgusting.

 

[andana]

I had a bit of fun in a seadoo when I was in Langkawi a few years ago. About 100 meters off shore there was rubbish everywhere. Disgusting.

Probably drifted down from Thailand the plastic centre of the world. Malaysia has been restricting the use of plastic for a few years.

 

[Groin guru]

Who said politicians couldn't be funny? This is one of the greatest trolls in history. Amazing!

Val Keating

 

[Val Keating]

Who said politicians couldn't be funny? This is one of the greatest trolls in history. Amazing!

Val Keating

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Why do you want to show me this? My 7 year old could come up with a better presentation then that. Who’s the bloke who presented it? He’ll be forgotten by the end of the year. He’s spent his whole life to get to this moment and now he’s peaked. Where to from here? Maybe a few morning breakfast tv, some radio and then he’ll just fade off into the distance. His biggest achievement in life will be producing something funny about someone who is very far out of his reach as a human and chance to impact society.

Hope he enjoyed his moment

 

[Groin guru]

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Why do you want to show me this? My 7 year old could come up with a better presentation then that. Who’s the bloke who presented it? He’ll be forgotten by the end of the year. He’s spent his whole life to get to this moment and now he’s peaked. Where to from here? Maybe a few morning breakfast tv, some radio and then he’ll just fade off into the distance. His biggest achievement in life will be producing something funny about someone who is very far out of his reach as a human and chance to impact society.

Hope he enjoyed his moment

It is glorious. That's all AOC's proposed deal deserved. One of the best roastings I've even seen. Topped off with a 53-0 vote

I'm not sure whom you are referring to but 1 is a senator and the creator has 1.4 million subscribers, makes over 500k a year just in youtube views, not to mention book and merch sales. He's pretty popular and it's not too bad for someone that probably works around 1 hour a day. Mark Dice is comedy gold.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I'm not sure whom you are referring to but 1 is a senator and the creator has 1.4 million subscribers, makes over 500k a year just in youtube views, not to mention book and merch sales. He's pretty popular and it's not too bad for someone that probably works around 1 hour a day. Mark Dice is comedy gold.

Haha, what an achievement. My daughter watches some chick cut up and re paint squishies. That has over 2 million subscribers. There are enough bored people to watch anything.

 

[Groin guru]

Haha, what an achievement. My daughter watches some chick cut up and re paint squishies. That has over 2 million subscribers. There are enough bored people to watch anything.

1.4 million for a conservative that talks about politics. That's pretty impressive.

Ben Shapiro has 671k just to put it in perspective.

The point is that if he has that many views and subs just doing 5 min videos with little effort I'd deem that a success. This isn't high school where we say "yeah but she's more popular than he is so who cares!"

But I suppose when all fails just get defensive about whatever you can

 

[Val Keating]

Meanwhile Groin guru your idol Alex Jones at his finest

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Who said politicians couldn't be funny? This is one of the greatest trolls in history. Amazing!

Val Keating

This is funny? Ummm, ok.

As an aside, how can you describe as "comedy gold" the insular tosser who thinks the only time humans need to travel over water is to get to Hawaii?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Meanwhile Groin guru your idol Alex Jones at his finest

He was more than likely provoked but was he really insulting them by calling them fat?

So, after going years without seeing his old fella he obviously hasn't seen a mirror in that time as well.

Now that is comedy gold.

 

[Val Keating]

He was more than likely provoked but was he really insulting them by calling them fat?

So, after going years without seeing his old fella he obviously hasn't seen a mirror in that time as well.

Now that is comedy gold.

He’s basically the king of white trash