Common traits of the lowest common denominator: Geelong Supporters

[Byron Porkett]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.


"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

 

[Seeds]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.

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"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

Um port supporters booed a player for coming off the ground slowly after he got sniped with an elbow to the head by a port player. He didnt play for the rest of the game.

They then booed that players brother whilst being awarded an anzac medal from family of an anzac vet.

And you call geelong supporters the lowest common denominator.

End thread.

 

[harry000]

Likely to disappear from the Bay after a loss.

 

[FISTO]

Likely to disappear from the Bay after a loss.

Welcome back

 

[harry000]

Welcome back

 

[Ricketz]

Likely to disappear from the Bay after a loss.

Lucky we don't have to follow that shit truck of a club you do, then. We would never get socialised on the internet.

 

[Tigernator]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.

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"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

TOTY!

 

[Socrates2]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.

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"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

Terrific thread from OP. I would add 1/Socially maladjusted. Not meant to be derogatory ,but it is a reality of isolated elderly farmers who watch the match.
2/Expectations not based on reality
3/ Quick to deride ex-champions like Garry Ablett snr even though he made the club what it is today.
4/ Supporters think their unfair home ground advantage is their birthright because they are in a marginal seat and get porkbarrelled every election.

 

[chefmeister]

Smug and smarmy due to regularly making rival clubs their bitchez, eg;

Richmond - 4 decades of being bent over by the name ‘Ablett’.

Hawforn - The Kennett Curse & 1963

Poort - 119
etc, etc.

They’re just so bloody arrogant all the time.

 

[ChappyUK]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.

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"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

You and RedVest4 should really stop bickering. Happy to mediate if needed.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

It's a well known Cats supporters are the worst in the league, and their Bay posters aren't much better. From attention whore Canberra flogs, vanilla boring plodders in the UK to insecure peanuts pinging around PM's, these supporters really are bottom of the barrel filth (no offense to SA posters who's coffins will likely be 44 gallon drums). Geelong posters lack the humour of TazHawk15, the passion of A Cut Above and the wit of Tigernator. Whether it be from living in an isolated shit stain on the map, or having first cousins as parents, Geelong supporters really are an atrocious breed.

Which is why in order to improve the filth, one must identify their common traits. Please feel free to add to the below list:

- Concerning obsession with Rihcmond and Hawthorn
- Inability to see Hawthorn's 4 flags > Geelong's 3
- Blind eye to systematic doping under Dank
- Took 150 years to light their stadium
- Get suckered into each and every shit fight on the Bay
- Premature premiership tattoos.

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"Oh boy, a Geelong troll Thread. Time to PM the gang"

Also, the inability to distinguish between VFA and AFL/VFL premierships

 

[Tigernator]

Smug and smarmy due to regularly making rival clubs their bitchez, eg;

Richmond - 4 decades of being bent over by the name ‘Ablett’.

Hawforn - The Kennett Curse & 1963

Poort - 119
etc, etc.

They’re just so bloody arrogant all the time.

 

[Tigernator]

Also, the inability to distinguish between VFA and AFL/VFL premierships

Narcissistic morons!...

 

[chefmeister]

 

[thecatwrangler]

Excellent OP.
Would read again.
Accurate and insightful portrayal of the most arrogant, conceited sports fans on the planet.

 

[Tigernator]

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[Tigernator]

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[Byron Porkett]

TOTY!

Terrific thread from OP. I would add 1/Socially maladjusted. Not meant to be derogatory ,but it is a reality of isolated elderly farmers who watch the match.
2/Expectations not based on reality
3/ Quick to deride ex-champions like Garry Ablett snr even though he made the club what it is today.
4/ Supporters think their unfair home ground advantage is their birthright because they are in a marginal seat and get porkbarrelled every election.

Tigernator you already chugged me once. No need to chug s second time from your SCroatum2 account, friend

 

[Tigernator]

Tigernator you already chugged me once. No need to chug s second time from your SCroatum2 account, friend

Suck my left one then puffer!

 

[Byron Porkett]

Suck my left one then puffer!

 

[Tigernator]

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[JimmyBeerCans]

They all glug glug glug on GAJ even though he believes they are all going to hell.. that's special.

 

[chefmeister]

They all glug glug glug on GAJ even though he believes they are all going to hell.. that's special.

It’s ok, he believes you’re going to hell too so you can also get glug glug glugging.

 

[Tigernator]

It’s ok, he believes you’re going to hell too so you can also get glug glug glugging.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

TOTY!