Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[PowerLil]

Kym Hodgeman? I dont recognise Port 10 - Mark Clayton?

John (Jack) Spry and none other than Graham Cornes.

 

[rogerjames]

John (Jack) Spry and none other than Graham Cornes.

I stuffed that up

 

[GremioPower]

These are the players who have played at least once for us this season:



Down to BZT, those are the 23 players with most games. I believe that Burton and Lukosius are the only 2 who would be in a theoretical First-XXIII, but have missed the cut. Lord and Moraes would be the lucky ones replacing them.

Is that correct?

 

[GremioPower]

Doctor Feel is the NINTH poster to reach 200.

 

[GremioPower]

We have other three above 190: PAFC66, PowerBaz, EskimoPAFC

 

[ahneadearut]

John (Jack) Spry and none other than Graham Cornes.

There is one player that deserves 2 numbers don't you think Lil?

 

[PowerLil]

There is one player that deserves 2 numbers don't you think Lil?

Fixed!

 

[dirty2]

Yes.. we are getting closer!

 

[1954]

Cant wait to see how the Vic media go when he's at a Vic team. Thats if any club is stupid enough to employ him.

I suspect it may be something along the lines of how the pressure of keeping the Power relevant for such a long time took a huge toll on the great man!

 

[GoPorts]

Cant wait to see how the Vic media go when he's at a Vic team. Thats if any club is stupid enough to employ him.

He'll find himself a cozy job with a non specific title that can't actually be held accountable for anything. He'll still make sure he's front and center when things are going well yucking it up with his folksy schtick. When things are down he'll disappear or offer meaningless sound bites about being in footy a long time blah, blah, harderer

 

[1954]

John (Jack) Spry and none other than Graham Cornes.

When Spry, who was a huge bloke wrapped both hands around Cornes throat at half time of the 1977 GF and lifted him off the ground until he began to turn blue was an impressive sight!

 

[Bump Bailey]

We gave the bum a farewell lap for this. Lol. Hope it was worth it.

 

[Duck Farmer]

It will end not with a bang but a whimper.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

End of Hinkley era closing

 

[Papa G]

There's a massive rumour brewing on the socials.. Ken's pregnant

Erm it's not 1957 and why is it Donna trapping him? He's done bloody well to marry her. If you knew the family you wouldn't be remotely surprised that they started a family early. They are all extremely close, marry their cousins, inbred and from what I can see very happy. Give these Camperdown Hillbillies a break guys they are just ugly.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Approximately 269 hours left of stinkers tenure!

So when does he actually leave

Monday 25th 9am

I doubt it

 

[malcheski]

Erm it's not 1957 and why is it Donna trapping him? He's done bloody well to marry her. If you knew the family you wouldn't be remotely surprised that they started a family early. They are all extremely close, marry their cousins, inbred and from what I can see very happy. Give these Camperdown Hillbillies a break guys they are just ugly.

 

[rogerjames]

He'll find himself a cozy job with a non specific title that can't actually be held accountable for anything. He'll still make sure he's front and center when things are going well yucking it up with his folksy schtick. When things are down he'll disappear or offer meaningless sound bites about being in footy a long time blah, blah, harderer

That's a perfect description. My only consolation is how uncomfortable Port members have made him feel at the AGMs. He hasn't been able to dodge that except for his non-appearance at the last one.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Talk on the Carlton board that it might have more of a management role

In that case, the man you are looking for is Chris Davies. Not Ken Hinkley.

Kenneth Hinkley MBA

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

And he was proven correct in the end. Richmond won 3 flags and we piss farted about with losers in charge.

Troy Chaplin was also a lot better footballer than most are prepared to acknowledge but sounds like he is more suited to coaching.

They started winning flags the moment Chaplin left.

Coincidence? Of course not.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Not me my next burner will be Rustle Ebort

Rustle

E

 

[Capital Power]

It's actually incredible that the AFL set up a Friday night footy game for Hinkley's farewell

It's ok, they've also scheduled a Vic "blockbuster" in the same slot, so no-one will be watching.

 

[rogerjames]

Kenneth Hinkley MBA

Master Bullshit Artist

 

[Us against the rest]

So when does he actually leave

Monday 25th 9am

I doubt it

Hopefully he will clean out his desk on the 22nd. Shouldn't take long probably only got Lollie teeth and doughnuts in it.

 

[ClintEastwood]

"I know what you're thinkin', Kent, did I fire six shots, or only five ...."