Official Match Thread Season 40 Round 12: Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[The Filth Wizard]

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[TheInjuryFactory]

My curry tasted like texture and warmth

Sorry to hear you've got the rona, Piggy.

At least your bum can tell you how hot the curry was.

 

[Tonga Bob]

2% of their trading revenue paid quarterly. Effectively got myself a $20k per year increase as 4 nice fat top up pays each year.

Flying us over as well

 

[Phar Ace]

Kids gonna be kids. Would happily eat 100000 slugs if I got to be with my late grandma even if only for 10 minutes or so.

The most beautiful, humane, generous, kind hearted person. I ever knew, my one regret is I never was able to ever adequately tell her who much i loved and adored her, she could barely speak and understand English, and me vice versa with Arabic.

Often I feel depressed/guilty and feeling i let her down subconsciously, because my life hasn't been as successful or good as I hoped. She has been gone 23 years now and somewhere I know she would never say that but I feel often it's true.

I do acknowledge I have to stop feeling sorry for myself and start feeling thankful/blessed for all the times I had with my 'Taita'

Sorry all for posting a downer post folks, been a while since I truly remembered my beautiful grandma .

She literally was the best.

Blessed!

 

[Phar Ace]

I wonder what happened to poster PooMonkey ? He would be perfect for The Roys

He could be your interchange buddy!

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Elmer_Hauser sorry no reply last night had some really bad pain and sleepless nights, will make it up to you!!

 

[FootyGuy13]

Thanks mate. Better late than never.

I try to try.

 

[Dinsdale]

Elmer_Hauser sorry no reply last night had some really bad pain and sleepless nights, will make it up to you!!

Hell be on holiday for 2 weeks, it's his prize for winning Bay 13 Flog of the Year.

 

[The Half Back]

Hell be on holiday for 2 weeks, it's his prize for winning Bay 13 Flog of the Year.

A well deserved prize.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hell be on holiday for 2 weeks, it's his prize for winning Bay 13 Flog of the Year.

Sounds like a pretty sweet prize, ngl

 

[brian_muz]

Tonga Bob let the record show I was here and commented. Lovely place you have here... is this what they call the dark web?

 

[FootyGuy13]

2% of their trading revenue paid quarterly. Effectively got myself a $20k per year increase as 4 nice fat top up pays each year.

Can you try again in English?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Tonga Bob let the record show I was here and commented. Lovely place you have here... is this what they call the dark web?

This is the place we come to play imaginary football.

 

[Phar Ace]

Hell be on holiday for 2 weeks, it's his prize for winning Bay 13 Flog of the Year.

All that for playing golf backwards?

 

[Phar Ace]

Can you try again in English?

Gimme some of what you got!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 3

I'm thinking of a Roys player...

• 3 guesses per hint​
• One incorrect guess per player, per hint​
• A vague question that could be several players will receive an equally vague response in return!!​

Hint #1
They have been teammates with 3KZ is Football

They are not: Mobbs, Mooch, zackah or Zevon

Hint #2
They are a premiership player.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

This is the place we come to play imaginary football.

It's imaginary? I've been telling people that I'm an athlete for years

 

[brian_muz]

Tonga Bob let the record show I was here and commented. Lovely place you have here... is this what they call the dark web?

That sounds like my kind of sport. One I can do while drinking beer.

 

[FootyGuy13]

This is the place we come to play imaginary football.

Just imaginary football or can we play other imaginary sports as well?

 

[brian_muz]

Just imaginary football or can we play other imaginary sports as well?

Is imaginary sex a sport? I think I'd be quite good at it.

 

[Frankston Rover]

It's imaginary? I've been telling people that I'm an athlete for years

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Just imaginary football or can we play other imaginary sports as well?

Does Werewolf count as a sport?

 

[Dinsdale]

That sounds like my kind of sport. One I can do while drinking beer.

Maybe the beer made you quote yourself ? NTTAWWT

I'm currently enjoying

 

[Dinsdale]

It's not a lie if you believe it.


Does Werewolf count as a sport?

Maybe. A lot of stupid things count as sports.

 

[brian_muz]

Maybe the beer made you quote yourself ? NTTAWWT

I'm currently enjoying
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No, I believe its being a ****ing idiot that doesn't pay attention that did that. Don't blame the beer. It hasn't done anything wrong.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Maybe the beer made you quote yourself ? NTTAWWT

I'm currently enjoying
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Don't mind that one. 7% hey?