Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[jdstorm]

a surprising amount of self reflection from our favourite hawks mod
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It's mind boggling that they didn't consider that perhaps if they are after a contracted player it's up to them to do the work necessary to satisfy their current club. But hey, RATIONAL THINKING!

This…

 

[joey_jo_jo]

No argument here that Weddle is a quality player (even if he dogged it in the preliminary final) but comparing to H Reid and Nas

 

[Proper Gander]

No such luck, he’s been here under other guises for a long time.

Was he Roby?

It feels like the same poster

 

[Proper Gander]

i'm sure with their knowagable 'INSIDE POSTERS' they'll just get all those other players that nominated them but didn't really nominate them because of reasons.
Humphrey wants Hawks but didn't meet with them because of reasons,
Butters wants Hawks but is going to choose Bulldogs because of reasons.
Harley Ried wants Hawks but chose to stay at WCE because of reasons,
Oscar Allen wanted Hawks but went to Brisbane because of reasons.

Must be hard getting so much inside info and always being shown to be full of shit.

Isn't that right UNNAMED POSTER

Petracca wanted Hawks but AFL circles got him to Gold Coast

 

[Doss]

Was he Roby?

It feels like the same poster

I’d ask which trait gave it away but the short answer is of course all.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’d ask which trait gave it away but the short answer is of course all.

Yeah. It’s the whole bag really.

His COVID era expert scientist phase was something else though

 

[jannissary]

That shrug rule is gonna be so hard to consistently umpire

hawks fan posting this #lol

 

[joey_jo_jo]

hawks fan posting this #lol

can we replay the 2021 elimination final under the new rules please?

 

[Vindicater]

Interesting reporting by the Herald Sun the last few days. Essendon supposedly "obsessed" with Cooper Duff-Tytler and are interested in trading up to West Coast pick two...also that CDT is a Hawthorn supporter...mark it down for a few years time

NOTE: also goes on to have this quote by Adam Sweid “I didn’t grow up liking Essendon,” Sweid said.

“When you’re a diehard Hawthorn fan, you don’t like many other clubs. But as I started doing a little bit of work with the Essendon boys, I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for them.”

Not sure if delusional or not but found it funny.

From the Hawks draft thread.

We have completely head ****ed them.

 

[ant555]

Not sure if delusional or not but found it funny.

From the Hawks draft thread.

We have completely head ****ed them.

The St.Kilda / King theory.

 

[eth-dog]

Came across this one in the Hawthorne draft thread:

Respectfully disagree. 25 and F2 are effectively both end of first round picks.

There will absolutely be clubs coming to us on trade night willing to trade their F1 for pick 10 which may also involve other pick swaps.

Carlton have been trying to ship 9 and 11 off for F1's for weeks, nobody is biting, but everyone wants Hawthorne's pick 10 and will definitely be trading them to Hawthorne for an inferior pick. Co, y'know, Hawthorne.

 

[Donflicted]

All that matters is that we land a gun and Essendon land 3 duds.

The ultimate revenge.

Surely the footy gods are on our side with this.

Man they are still salty?

 

[joey_jo_jo]

I don't get it. It's like Twomey is picking the players for Melbourne that Essendon doesn't want. I could much more easily imagine the Demons picking up Dovaston, Grlj, Lindsay or Schubert.

Hawks supporter response on main board to Twomeys phantom draft. Theyre still bitter about him releasing the Weddle news and have convinced themselves he's a paid mouthpiece for us

 

[Vindicater]

I think Essendon broke a lot of Hawks fans this off-season.

 

[ghostdog]

I think Essendon broke a lot of Hawks fans this off-season.

Yeah it's pretty good. I'll take it.

 

[Donflicted]

Can't get the real Wiz so they settle on Temu Wiz lol

They'll have 2 of them.
K-Mart Kako and Discount Dovaston

No need for salt in these Hawk fans houses they got an endless supply

 

[Donflicted]

The kid is overrated for mine Scum fans talk him up with X factor. I don’t see it ….. reckon he’s more worried about his permed hair than putting his head over the ball which is why Dovaston could be in their sites

All on there draft board btw its pretty hilarious

 

[EnolaGay]

The kid is overrated for mine Scum fans talk him up with X factor. I don’t see it ….. reckon he’s more worried about his permed hair than putting his head over the ball which is why Dovaston could be in their sites

All on there draft board btw its pretty hilarious

Yes, it's a shame Kako isn't a wizard at hard nosed ducking and shoulder shrugs.

 

[Donflicted]

Yes, it's a shame Kako isn't a wizard at hard nosed ducking and shoulder shrugs.

Its quite obvious how salty they are when they are going at guys that one have done nothing even remotely scummy on field and two a bloke that has not even been drafted yet

 

[The Prosecutor]

Can't get the real Wiz so they settle on Temu Wiz lol

They'll have 2 of them.
K-Mart Kako and Discount Dovaston

No need for salt in these Hawk fans houses they got an endless supply

Not gonna lie, Kmart Kako and Discount Dovaston is some solid banter.

 

[EnolaGay]

Not gonna lie, Kmart Kako and Discount Dovaston is some solid banter.

Top shelf stuff. And all they have is Walmart Wizard.

 

[jmoo wan]

Not gonna lie, Kmart Kako and Discount Dovaston is some solid banter.

yeah right-o Priceline Prosecutor

 

[fairbump_playon]

I think Essendon broke a lot of Hawks fans this off-season.

Gotta win off season

 

[Pweter]

Gotta win off season

I'm happy for us to have done nothing and it really irritating Hawkes nuffies. It means we've probably done the right thing for a change.

 

[jdstorm]

Top shelf stuff. And all they have is Walmart Wizard.

And Temu Toby Greene (Ginny)