Test The Ashes Third Test December 17-21 1000hrs @ The Adelaide Oval

[grumbleguts]

Welcome to Dumbshots-Are-Us.

How would you like to start?

 

[troybe]

Just catching practice for Jake. Lazy shit from Viv Jr

 

[Mister B]

Absolute shit from Archer. Put that down to Boland’s pressure at the other end.

And as a storm rolls through, the foxtel satellite has lost signal with one wicket to go.

 

[Anzacpaul]

C'mon Mitch effort ball Yorker here

 

[aabp1978]

What the actual f@ck was Archer thinking! My god they are dumb. If they had of just played regulation cricket they would have walked this in

 

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

Players must be on a secret CA bonus to keep the series alive

I know you said this tongue in cheek but people will still flock to Melbourne and Sydney to watch us twist the knife into the Old Dart. Never had problems with crowds in the final couple of matches for most of the other whitewashes we've had against them. Pressure from the broadcasters would make more sense.

 

[Joffaboy]

Why does every pommy batter stand there once out?
Only one who didn't was Crawley and for that I give him respect.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Tongue and Carse out there.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

It’ll be over in the next couple of balls

 

[Art Vandelay_]

We're thanos despite England's resistance.

 

[grumbleguts]

That was a thick edge. Carey was never catching that.

He is a complete imbecile that bloke.

 

[Pistol Night]

25 million washing machines around Australia breathe a sigh of relief

 

[Peter Bixley]

Can reach out and touch it. ONE. MORE. TO. GO. 3:36AM here.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

There’s fifty overs left.

Playing normal cricket gets you there.

Joffra: LEEEEEEEROY JENKINSSSASS!

 

[chickenonachain]

They have had a go but are going to fail again as the usually do ha ha

 

[ABAB]

"I couldn't bother" shot there.

 

[GreekLunatic]

If we bowled Boland from after lunch it might have been more easier

 

[SportsCentre]

Why aren't they singing?

 

[Silly Mid On]

Archer should have taken a leaf from Steve Smiths book and only played shots when there's nothing on the scoreboard

 

[Roonescape]

Why does every pommy batter stand there once out?
Only one who didn't was Crawley and for that I give him respect.

Victim mentality instilled by "Bazball"

 

[MJG14]

Baz looks disappointed, what a shame.

 

[CakeEater]

9 wickets down.

Ussie still getting hidden in the field

 

[RandB]

Yet another pom who refuses to just **** off when he's out.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

The constant English players' lack of leaving the crease after being dismissed - even some player that I like - continues to shit me this series.

England went on about the 'spirit of cricket' last Ashes, but to me, things like the Spirit of Cricket is being gracious in defeat and accepting that the opposition is entitled to play well to dismiss you. Not leaving the crease screams disrespect to the opposition to me, the fair and sporting respect of your opposition's contribution to the battle.

 

[Nel_cats]

Is Lyon out of the series