Match Thread Season 02, Round 1: West Gate Trolls (WGT) vs Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) at Spotswood Oval

[TheInjuryFactory]

Yeah I’m not sure about this one, Injury

That's ok, I am.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I don’t think serial was limiting it to Sweet though

Correct. Think of all the West Indians to choose from. Oh my stars.

 

[Proper Gander]

Correct. Think of all the West Indians to choose from. Oh my stars.
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We decided Larry Gomes was a wicket keeper I think. Or more that theoretically he could/should be?

Easy then.

1. Headless
2. Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards KNH KCN OBE OOC
3. David Gower
4. Michael Holding
5. Kim Hughes
6. I Am The Walrus
7. Wasim Akram
8. Jeff Thompson
9. Larry Gomes
10. Imran Khan

 

[Proper Gander]

Greg Chappell unlucky to miss that list of all-time keepers

 

[DenieD]

 

[sausageroll]

I’m over Christmas BIG TIME

Don’t like wrapping presents. I’m never buying anything for anyone again that doesn’t have a uniform, rectangular shape. Or maybe I’m not buying anything for anyone again as long as I live. The whole lot look like scrunched boulders made by a blind sculptor. I tried to stick some ribbon around them to draw the eye away from a disaster area. Stretch ate the ribbon, opened one of the gifts and put fang marks on the present. Ron Barassi smashed the sticky tape holder and shredded the leftover paper. One of them spewed on an office chair. I departed for the pub.

How are you cats?

For a second there I thought the people you were buying presents for had a uniform, rectangular shape

 

[sausageroll]

PHWOAR!

The tags in my post where I quoted the original is even better!

 

[sausageroll]

We decided Larry Gomes was a wicket keeper I think. Or more that theoretically he could/should be?

Easy then.

1. Headless
2. Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards KNH KCN OBE OOC
3. David Gower
4. Michael Holding
5. Kim Hughes
6. I Am The Walrus
7. Wasim Akram
8. Jeff Thompson
9. Larry Gomes
10. Imran Khan

Not sure how Imran Khan got in there over Javed Miandad or Abdil Qadir, but apart from that this list of wicketkeepers is on the money!

Imran Khan would've been high in my 11-20 though

 

[hotchilli]

Oh we are playing against damicky, what an easy start to the season.

 

[damicky]

Not sure how Imran Khan got in there over Javed Miandad or Abdil Qadir, but apart from that this list of wicketkeepers is on the money!

Imran Khan would've been high in my 11-20 though

He would be in my Top 10 Pakistani PMs

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

He would be in my Top 10 Pakistani PMs

Sounds like you get a lot of Pakistani PMs. What do they usually want?

 

[The Half Back]

I don’t think serial was limiting it to Sweet though

But they are the only keepers that matter?

 

[Proper Gander]

But they are the only keepers that matter?

There’s always a season three - new players should be considered

 

[damicky]

Sounds like you get a lot of Pakistani PMs. What do they usually want?

Cheese

 

[Mooch]

I’m over Christmas BIG TIME

Don’t like wrapping presents. I’m never buying anything for anyone again that doesn’t have a uniform, rectangular shape. Or maybe I’m not buying anything for anyone again as long as I live. The whole lot look like scrunched boulders made by a blind sculptor. I tried to stick some ribbon around them to draw the eye away from a disaster area. Stretch ate the ribbon, opened one of the gifts and put fang marks on the present. Ron Barassi smashed the sticky tape holder and shredded the leftover paper. One of them spewed on an office chair. I departed for the pub.

How are you cats?

You've finished your Christmas shopping already? Wow that's efficient.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Sounds like you get a lot of Pakistani PMs. What do they usually want?

Apparently Tonga Bob's name gets mentioned a bit.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Apparently Tonga Bob's name gets mentioned a bit.

I didn't know Tonga Bob went by 'Madarchod'

 

[Crimson Azure]

Just checking in to bring a bit of the great Crimson to this thread.

 

[Ljp86]

Good to be back for Season Two! Looking forward to this one and starting the season at home.

Go Wests!!

 

[Ljp86]

Strigoi, copyright infringement here.

 

[The Half Back]

There’s always a season three - new players should be considered

Even without having played a regular season game, I still think I would be top 5, potentially top 3.

 

[sausageroll]

He would be in my Top 10 Pakistani PMs

or else!

 

[Proper Gander]

Not sure how Imran Khan got in there over Javed Miandad or Abdil Qadir, but apart from that this list of wicketkeepers is on the money!

Imran Khan would've been high in my 11-20 though

Imran Khan was better looking than Miandad and Qadir though

 

[damicky]

Imran Khan was better looking than Miandad and Qadir though

The Lion of Lahore

 

[Proper Gander]

The Lion of Lahore

I had a brief affair with him at one point. He is probably entirely unaware of this though.

Now that I think about it, he’s been married half a dozen times or so and romantically linked with another dozen people at various stages so I probably wasn’t trying enough. I ended it with Imran and eventually had a briefer affair with an unsuccessful WI fast bowler, who was likewise unaware