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Should've made damper.I had smashed avo on toast for brekky today - how Aussie is that! Only plain wholemeal bread though, not sourdough, so not fully authentic.
No education back then Dyls.Getting a melanoma to stick to it to the wokeys. Yes. YES. This is some good Australia Day posting.
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Does it count on Australia Day edge?If anyone can get a double drunk on let me know.
I believe it's a biological impossibility.
Sunscreen wasn't a thing.Yep I don’t even remember sunscreen as a thing to do in the 80s.
People used to actually just laugh at epic sunburn.
Not anymore
And the most heinous peeling a week later. YukSunscreen wasn't a thing.
Remember coming home looking like a rock lobster, and my dad would put vinegar on it.
It would sting like a bitch for 10 or so minutes and stink for a while longer, but a couple of days later you'd have a tan to die for.
for what it's worth I am glad you're back but in the fine tradition of aus day conflict I'm taking pot shots everywhereGoes to show the mods here have way more intelligence than you, thankfully you're not one, and that's as light as I can put it.
Age wearies you and wises you. If you're young you'll get it. If you're older I pity you're aggressive nature.for what it's worth I am glad you're back but in the fine tradition of aus day conflict I'm taking pot shots everywhere
get robbed at dinner with the 20% surcharge.
It sure beats the new Christmas tradition where suddenly the least interesting bloke you know wants to argue about how Die Hard is a Christmas movieI love the new aus day tradition of arguing with buffoons on the internet about changing the date or not
That being said, if it means so much to you, go march with the Nazis and I hope you get heat stroke
Serves us right for not cooking a barbie m8.Just got slugged that on a pizza delivery.
It's unostrayan.
It is.It sure beats the new Christmas tradition where suddenly the least interesting bloke you know wants to argue about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Imagine if this caused Black Saturday Two: SummerSlam
You would have smelled deliciousI remember my old man dousing my sunburn in vinegar and smelling like a 20 of chips freshly unwrapped from its newspaper
Restaurant wasn’t open so settled with Stax burgers. Elite post mix set up.Long weekend Monday 7pm shredded ham and cheese coma![]()
Yep I don’t even remember sunscreen as a thing to do in the 80s.
People used to actually just laugh at epic sunburn.
Not anymore
I can't remember when the old slip, slop, slap ads (since expanded) first started, but before that people didn't so much use sun screen as tanning oil, so you'd baste yourself up like the Christmas flippin' turkey!