Non Lions Discussion 2026

[Elixuh]

Tom14

 

[010203]

Bailey Sniff has been caught speeding and is set to lose his licence.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Bailey Sniff has been caught speeding and is set to lose his licence.

If only Cam Rayner had been on hand to slow him down.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Bailey Sniff has been caught speeding and is set to lose his licence.

Shouldn't do speed either.

 

[Tom14]

Tom14

 

[Section 5]

Bailey Sniff has been caught speeding and is set to lose his licence.

I saw the headline and my mind went to drink driving. Got the click they were after.
Now needs an uber or driver for 3 months

Bailey Smith caught over limit, set to lose driver’s licence​

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-caught-over-limit-set-to-lose-drivers-licence/news-story/d85b7b44f5fdd26096d4ad01ca008d2d

 

[Grasshopper17]

I saw the headline and my mind went to drink driving. Got the click they were after.
Now needs an uber or driver for 3 months

Bailey Smith caught over limit, set to lose driver’s licence​

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-caught-over-limit-set-to-lose-drivers-licence/news-story/d85b7b44f5fdd26096d4ad01ca008d2d

Trying to outrun a photographer I suppose

Ah, the irony.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Got a fair few thoughts on this but a bit pressed for time today, so I'll post it up and hopefully expand on it with a bit of a analysis over the next few days.

I think Hoyne's analysis misses the mark a bit and is a little shortsighted. But the data itself I find extremely interesting.

 

[BangyBangy]

Trying to outrun a photographer I suppose

Ah, the irony.

Oh, I hope it was a female police officer. Got anything demonstrative to say now you bully?

 

[Saucery]

Bailey Sniff has been caught speeding and is set to lose his licence.

"As you will see your honor once you review this footage of the final quarter of the 2025 AFL grand final it's impossible my client was speeding, he simply can't go that fast."

 

[Grasshopper17]

Oh, I hope it was a female police officer. Got anything demonstrative to say now you bully?

Word has it she also confiscated his headband.

 

[Elixuh]

I’m so glad our coach doesn’t know how to use a computer. This is a disgrace.

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

At least if we win the flag this year, it'll be Chris Fagan accepting the McHale Medal, not Clippy

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO OUTSOURCE A HIGHLY PAID ROLE TO A COMPUTER AND DO YOURSELF OUT OF A JOB. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT?

 

[Jivlain]

I’m so glad our coach doesn’t know how to use a computer. This is a disgrace.

Amusing the way it's covered... he's obsessed with it, uses it every day, and this is based on Mitchell saying he was at a conference and wanted some icebreaker questions to talk to some people he didn't know

 

[The Flying Belgian]

At least if we win the flag this year, it'll be Chris Fagan accepting the McHale Medal, not Clippy

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO OUTSOURCE A HIGHLY PAID ROLE TO A COMPUTER AND DO YOURSELF OUT OF A JOB. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT?

I'd be OK if Deep Thought was put onto the coaching panel, although it might be a little slow on match day.

 

[Elixuh]

Amusing the way it's covered... he's obsessed with it, uses it every day, and this is based on Mitchell saying he was at a conference and wanted some icebreaker questions to talk to some people he didn't know

I never let facts get in the way of a good story

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

I'd be OK if Deep Thought was put onto the coaching panel, although it might be a little slow on match day.

Yeah, if you don't mind getting the advice seven and a half million years after the game finished, it's fine. Footy might be something more for the Milliard Gargantubrain

 

[Saucery]

The guy at the local bottleo is a tragic Collingwood supporter, so I said to him 'no Dacios no Collingwood' and he replied, 'no Ashcroft no Brisbane'. I asked him, 'which one?'. He just screwed up his face and told me to get out. Happy days

 

[BigCat2]

The guy at the local bottleo is a tragic Collingwood supporter, so I said to him 'no Dacios no Collingwood' and he replied, 'no Ashcroft no Brisbane'. I asked him, 'which one?'. He just screwed up his face and told me to get out. Happy days

Did he forget there are 2 Daicoses?

 

[The Flying Belgian]

The guy at the local bottleo is a tragic Collingwood supporter, so I said to him 'no Dacios no Collingwood' and he replied, 'no Ashcroft no Brisbane'. I asked him, 'which one?'. He just screwed up his face and told me to get out. Happy days

Theoretically, he could have said the same thing. But if he were smarter, he wouldn't be a Collingwood supporter would he?

 

[Sproj]

Did he forget there are 2 Daicoses?

He probably just doesn't rate Nick. Hehe

 

[briztoon]

 

[luthor]

Theoretically, he could have said the same thing. But if he were smarter, he wouldn't be a Collingwood supporter would he?

Smart Collingwood supporter is an oxymoron

 

[010203]

 

[irel]

Which "mob" was he referencing? Was it us?