Training 2026 Pre Season & Training Reports

[King Corey]

Got a good feeling.

Reckon we're still a strong chance to win the 2026 Talk It Up With No Corresponding Performance premiership.

Really impressed at Nick's leadership on this. Picking up where elite talk it uppers like Jack and Jamie left off.

If we can get a "it will turn" out of captain, coach or president by April I reckon we've clinched it.

 

[New_Roo]

We won't win. As I said before, Pies are a system based team. They will dismantle us.

the only positive I take out of this, is that you also said Oliver and Petracca would never leave too.....

 

[ferball]

Bolded is a complete furphy. How can you have competitive balance when the poorest clubs can't compete in the FA market, and drafts are diluted and designed to benefit the Sydney's, Gold Coast's and Brisbane's of the world.

It seemed alright for the first 20 years of the AFL.

Its since the expansion clubs came in that things went pear shaped imo.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Who's Joe?

Slow mo Joe is Joe Inglis officially, but also Joesph Biden and Weird Al Clarkson (both of whom lost the plot).

 

[Dinkers]

So training was all about aggression and pressure, apparently we weren't happy with our efforts, but luckily it's a new dawn and we put the past behind us. We have a saying, once you cross the white line you are prepared. Not sure we've crossed the white line in over 6 long years.

Sleepy Al is cooked, it is time. They're all cooked. ****en cookers running the club it would seem.

 

[Themanbun]

A rolling zone that is too spread apart.
A midfield that won’t defend.
Ball movement by foot only.
Slow to man up on turnover.
North fundamentals under Clarkson

Cameron all alone;
Both Charlie and Jeremy;
Pink presses up high

 

[Passmore]

So training was all about aggression and pressure, apparently we weren't happy with our efforts, but luckily it's a new dawn and we put the past behind us. We have a saying, once you cross the white line you are prepared. Not sure we've crossed the white line in over 6 long years.

Sleepy Al is cooked, it is time. They're all cooked. ****en cookers running the club it would seem.

Are we cooked or cookers? Both?

 

[Chip Scab1]

Are we cooked or cookers? Both?

Both. I'm cooked and a genuine cooker, depends when you get me though. Early in the morning, before I have had my two coffees, I'm a dead-set cooker.

 

[Shazeezal]

When all’s said and done, it does take a special kind of incompetence from a whole range of people to be as bad as we have for this long - and in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

Are you F***ing kidding?

Have you had a look at a National draft in the last 10 years?
Have you paid any attention to the flow of gun players via free agency?
Have you looked at a fixture list?
Taken any note of what happens at the tribunal?

And 18 posters smashed that like button.

F*** Me Dead

And people on here call Clarko and Schnozz morons ...

 

[Snowy off the Tram]

Cameron all alone;
Both Charlie and Jeremy;
Pink presses up high

Is that a haiku?

 

[Dinkers]

Are we cooked or cookers? Both?

Good questions, I think we are both. We have sleepy Al the cooki and then the cookers who think he's marvelous.

Seriously how could we not be motivated last week. What does it take for one to have pride in their performance.

 

[Passmore]

Good questions, I think we are both. We have sleepy Al the cooki and then the cookers who think he's marvelous.

Seriously how could we not be motivated last week. What does it take for one to have pride in their performance.

If you find out, can you let me know? My employer would be grateful.

 

[Themanbun]

Is that a haiku?

 

[Dinkers]

If you find out, can you let me know? My employer would be grateful.

In fairness Micky, not sure your employer has any folks lined up to pay to watch you work ‍

 

[Chip Scab1]

In fairness Micky, not sure your employer has any folks lined up to pay to watch you work ‍

I have a few days free in two weeks, sounds ok to be honest. You're NDIS-enabled?

 

[Passmore]

In fairness Micky, not sure your employer has any folks lined up to pay to watch you work ‍

You'd be surprised

 

[Lomas]

Are we cooked or cookers? Both?

Both, I have a tendency to self cook.

 

[desie]

in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

Are you F***ing kidding?

Have you had a look at a National draft in the last 10 years?
Have you paid any attention to the flow of gun players via free agency?
Have you looked at a fixture list?
Taken any note of what happens at the tribunal?

And 18 posters smashed that like button.

F*** Me Dead

And people on here call Clarko and Schnozz morons ...

Sorry, should have added a supposedly.

Go **** yourself.

 

[perplexed]

I can't make it to training on Friday. Can someone let Clarko know that Cooper Trembath is already on our list and we don't still need to hide him? He can get confused about this stuff.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I can't make it to training on Friday. Can someone let Clarko know that Cooper Trembath is already on our list and we don't still need to hide him? He can get confused about this stuff.

Preferably before he lights up his medicine.

 

[Nylex]

I can't make it to training on Friday. Can someone let Clarko know that Cooper Trembath is already on our list and we don't still need to hide him? He can get confused about this stuff.

P.S.
Also remind Clarko, George Wardlaw has a hamstring strain and can NOT be picked for this weekends practise match

 

[JZTIME!]

Anyone attending today?

 

[Chip Scab1]

Anyone attending today?

Time, location?

 

[Shinboner Supremacy]

Time, location?

Main session this morning at 10am. Arden st

 

[Chip Scab1]

Main session this morning at 10am. Arden st

Could have got there, but not now. Ah well.