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Surely, not after the teamsheets the Furies on the verge of folding couldn't muck up again and miss a milestone thread that is literally their most important player? But here we are on the eve of their 501st game. rfctigerarmy who miraculously revived himself to start posting sporadically...

Crisis talks recently occurred at Furies HQ after we receive melty PMs from old men who care a lot about this league. Myself, James Colorado and ShaunDuggan recently got together to discuss the allegations of Furies corrupting the league. NaturalDisaster is not featured as he is busy on Batman...

COOBY RACCOONS Inaugural list Senior List 1. Jye Amiss - $910,000 (4) 2. Kynan Brown - $115,000 (2) 3. Sam Butler - $350,000 (1) 4. Jordon Butts - $198,000 (1) 5. Tom Cole - $213,000 (2) 6. Keidean Coleman...

After jumping up late last season to co-captain the Furies alongside James Colorado to ensure our straight set exit from finals, we have been looking what other degenerates we could attract for our ever long quest to claim the wooden spoon. So we welcome the below, look forward to the season...

This looks fun as hell. Play the music at 0.54 at my funeral.

Three minor infractions were picked up on yesterday, one for my own club due to squad submission error and two for team sheet errors. How do people still make team sheet errors? That was something I've questioned since entering the league. The three clubs I've played for have all racked up the...

Two teams I have ties to. One where I played in their most miserable season and the other where I was spamming dragon gifs for 15 minutes until NaturalDisaster whelched on his deal with serial_thrilla in the same season. What could of been. The Royals have thrived without me though certifying...

🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄 Leaked Swamprats and Demons game day tactics There hasn't been a more horrific match up since 2003's truly awful Freddy vs Jason. Fresh off a team sheet error, dad joke enthusiast philreich will be hoping his beloved Rats can escape...

Welcome Furies, Phoenix, Wonders and Old Boys to a Kennedy Parker initiative, we are effectively gather round. We were the brave 4 teams to sign up while a bunch of others preferred to have a bye. One game will be simmed sat and another Sunday, KP will confirm the order. You may be able to tell...

as i was enjoying my nightshift post existential crisis I stumbled upon some stats. you're right, it's some life i live, like james bond minus the contrived plot. i found an elite core though, a group who refuses to grab the ball, a group obsessed with the ground ball get, mole people if you...

Tonight we will use snoozin' as a conduit. i'm not often snoozin, but I'm often snoozin. Here is an opportunity to sit with me, and also be snoozin. I'll be here soon. (sweet fa content only, observe site and league rules) Is this league any good now, compared to before?

Rumour flood gates burst wide open earlier today as it was leaked someone had recruited their own alias to play in the sweet fa. 1 poster, 2 games. Were they still on the same team? Potentially now 2 teams? Access to 2 team PMs? Did the new team know? As seemingly one of the more observant...

Like most of you, I was browsing the good boards of bigfooty enjoying my weekend until I came across a very serious thread that truly took the wind out my sail. BLUEALLTHRU retiring?! A colossus of Rhodes like figure around the Sweet FA couldn't be leaving could he? One of the last pillars of...

So I was meant to do the preview for the West Coast v GWS game and my idea was to outsource that job by getting Will Schofield to do it for me. He didn't see it in time so I changed the cameo to just be a general uplifting message to this board to raise spirits as we chase that elusive #1 pick...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

As usual, I've got my finger on the pulse and know with this latest discussion on the use of YouTube videos we clearly needed more. I've undertaken the task to carefully curate such a playlist for you to get to know not just your opposition but your fellow teammates with varying effort. Is the...

In case you missed the game of the season, there was a bizarre end to the Royals v Dragons due to a quirk of the sim. While the goal was kicked, the score didn't register before the siren. Now while the goal should of lead to a Dragon win, I'm not too fussed on that (suck s**t) and fixing the...

Thanks for waiting for what will be a cracker of a week. Gumbies are sure glad the SFA has no relegation system yet as they continue their dominant losing streak. Talks of these two mighty clubs continues to dominate media discussion in S32 with our jarringly different posting styles. Its hard...

In a very quiet off season with no announcements the Phoenix visit the Wonders who Mozzie19 has been slowly transforming with a barrage of recruitment. Star recruit Loonerty has been a big influence and I'm not at all saying this because I want song contest votes. Half of the SFA discord crew...

Apologies for the lateness, I hope you all have a wonderful week. Even someone who pays as little to no attention to results as me knows the Demons are purely unstoppable right now. Callums_Guns now even owns a couch. Is losing their very own Rocket Boy Pickitt to suspension finally the first...

I don't think anyone from your teams actually complained yet about the lateness of the match threads so thank you. Time has got away from me, not that I have much left since I turned 30 (right MannumPower?) Despite me finding out that Millky95 collects Transformers, I don't think that...

GREENESHOOTS has asked me to hurry and put this thread up for lots of general chit chat, the less personas the better. Is Mister M back yet? I hope you have a wonderful week. I think The Half Back is really neat. And so are other Wazzas who don't mind a craftie. Warriors had a bye last week...

My god is PMBangers the biggest campaigner in the SFA or what? Where are my match threads? WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? Fellow nerd club member Supersuns to lead the Roys to a mighty victory.

What's that? A game thread that will likely peter out before it begins? Welcome to the sweet FA and welcome to fridge's fued. Of course inspired by the television show hosted by <insert relevant host per age group here>. I'm your host omgfridge famous for being 1 of the 4 gumbies matchday...

Fresh of facing another bush fire, a legendary AFL "great" has decided to weigh in on the dramatic rebranding of the East Side Hawks to the East Side Order of the Pheonix. Firefighter, footy classified pundit + that random Saturday round so far AFL video that no-one watches, its surprising Kane...

#lasttofirst The motto of S30 that led to 7 straight victories but ultimately the Gumbies fell short. S31 has arrived and once again the Gumbies are an unstoppable freight train with another 7 straight victories. What has caused this fire? This desire to not be the butt of all jokes? To...