The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...
The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...
The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...
The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2010!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Woah I didn't sweats knyow that the x3 Owd Boys...
The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2010!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...
The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.
hai runs away <3
I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2009!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~
Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3...
IT'S NOT REVOLUTIONARY IN ANY CONTEXT
IT'S WAS BOLD ONCE BUT IT'S PART OF THE FURNITURE NOW
IT'S BEEN FREED FROM THE EVIL GRASP OF Kennedy Parker
IT HASN'T BEEN GIVEN THE ALL-CLEAR BY Elton Johns Wig
IT'S SOMETHING A SURPRISING NUMBER OF PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN AWARDS TO
IT'S BEEN A SHAMELESS...
Gather 'round the campfire, pardner.
I've got a story to tell.
As we reach the double-final round, the chase for the Fred Medal is rapidly narrowing.
With one week to go, three forwards are locked in a three-way standoff for the highest goal-kicking honour. In a twist of fixturing fate...
A New Concept In Qootball
For thirty-six seasons, the Sweet Football Association has been the standard-bearer in fictional football associations.
Over that time, countless bonds have been forged between teammates and opponents alike.
The other day, Tigerturbulance posted a thread that...
IT'S NOT REALLY REVOLUTIONARY ANYMORE
IT'S VAGUELY BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT
IT'S STILL AT THE CREATIVE WHIMS OF Kennedy Parker
IT'S SOMETHING A SURPRISING NUMBER OF PEOPLE ARE WAY TOO INTO
IT'S BEEN A SHAMELESS RIP-OFF FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS NOW
IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A...
Welcome one, welcome all to that one day in June!
The SFA Film Awards!
...Sorry, the Season 35 SFA Grand Final. My mistake.
Anyway, I'm out here on the red carpet with some of the stars from the West Coast Wonders and the Ophidian Old Boys!
Joining me now is the grandfather of the...
It's been an up-and-down weekend for Dragons FFC; Hatchy1992 notched up his 500th goal, but it wasn't enough to stop a 51 point defeat at the hands of the Furies.
...
Something vs nothing, a true battle between order and chaos.
LAST TIME THEY MET:
Dragons FFC 0.0 (0) drew The Bye 0.0 (0)...
The Gumbies are coming off a 64 point flop, and return home to the plasticine paradise to lick their wounds.
The Furies marched into the top 4 with an easy 51 point rolling of the Dragons.
Who gets the upper hand in the Cartoon Carnage match?
LAST TIME THEY MET:
Fighting Furies 17.11...
The high flying Bombers crashed back to earth last Sunday with their first loss of the season: A 13 goal demolition at the hands of the Phoenix.
Meanwhile, the Roys eked out a 5 point thriller against the Rats to overtake the Bombers and lurch into the top two.
2nd vs 3rd, a Grand Final...
What a win for the Phoenix last week: a 13 goal demolition of the Bombers, although their team sheet shenanigans might've overshadowed it.
The Demons beat the Bye. That's something, I guess. Better than the rest of their season so far.
Should be a doozy.
LAST TIME THEY MET:
Mount Buller...
Last weekend, the Bears cruised past the OOBS to take the top spot on the ladder.
The Rats lost a heartbreakingly tight showdown with the Roys.
It's the Los Carraras derby. Let's go to the shops.
LAST TIME THEY MET:
Sin City Swamprats 9.8 (62) lost to Las Vegas Bears 15.7 (97)
Round 8...
The Warriors outmuscled the Royals and head into Round 7 with the wind at their backs.
The Wonders demolished the Gumbies and are eyeing a spot in the 8.
It's going to be a thriller in the W-Clash.
LAST TIME THEY MET:
West Coast Wonders 20.6 (126) defeated Coney Island Warriors 18.10...
Both the Royals and the Old Boys are coming off a loss that damaged their top 4 aspirations.
The Warriors and the Bears have given their egos a beating.
Can either team reestablish themselves with a win?
LAST TIME THEY MET:
Gold City Royals 10.7 (67) lost to Ophidian Old Boys 19.6 (120)...
IT'S MILDLY REVOLUTIONARY
IT'S BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT
IT'S UNDER THE HOSTILE CONTROL OF Kennedy Parker
IT'S SOMETHING MORE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET INVESTED IN
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A COMPLETE RIP-OFF
IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A FIFTH SEASON
IT'S RETURNING TO THE MAIN...
The Showcase of the Mortals
The Colossal Tussle
The Brawl To End It All
GET READY FOR SWEETAMANIA IV!
Once again, it's almost time for the SFAEW Superstars to take it to the next level at simulated wrestling's seasonal grand finale!
For the last 5 months, the best and...
IT'S MILDLY REVOLUTIONARY
IT'S BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT
IT'S NOT AUTHORIZED BY Kennedy Parker
IT'S SOMETHING A COUPLE OF PEOPLE ARE STILL INTO
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A COMPLETE RIP-OFF
IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A FOURTH SEASON
IT'S RETURNING TO THE CLUB ROOM
IT'S:
SFAEW: The...
It's that time of season again!
It's time for the Showcase of the Mortals!
The Grandest Fictional Stage of All!
The Biggest Spectacle in Simulated Sports Entertainment!
IT'S TIME FOR SWEETAMANIA III!
We here at SFAEW hope you're just as pumped as us for the ten massive matches...
IT'S NOT AS REVOLUTIONARY AS IT WAS LAST YEAR
IT'S NOT QUITE AS BOLD EITHER
IT'S STILL NOT AUTHORIZED BY NaturalDisaster
IT'S SOMETHING PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO ASK FOR
IT'S STILL A COMPLETE RIP-OFF
IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A THIRD SEASON
IT'S BEEN VOLUNTARILY MOVED TO THE CLUB ROOM
IT'S...
So this is a fairly spur-of-the-moment thing.
I'm sure you can forgive me for this ND, surely even someone as Scrooge-like as you can have a little Christmas spirit!
This Christmas Eve, the best and brightest players of the Sweet Football Association, the Season 32 All-SFA Team will take on...
Yeah, I'm leaving the SFA again.
The TL;DR of it is that I believe the mods are making the wrong decision with letting a certain ex-teammate of mine back into the league, and I don't want to take part in this board while he's allowed back in.
I hope you're happy that your sooking on his behalf...
The Big One.
The One Day in June.
The Final Countdown.
The Last Gasp.
A Contest that Both Teams Need to Win, and Neither Team Can Afford to Lose.
THIS IS THE SWEET FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION GRAND FINAL FOR SEASON 31.
This season, one of the competition's recent powerhouses takes on a...
A fairly pedestrian matchup by the standards of this round, this match might just be a neutral qooty fans dream.
The Wonders are looking to move into the top 2.
The Gumbies are looking for another shot at an unlikely finals run.
This could be very, very interesting.
Players to Watch...
Oh how the mighty have fallen. One side is barely competitive on field, the other a shadow of it's posters former glory.
The Furies are desperate to get out of dead last.
The Royals campaign to go back-to-back is middling out.
Seasons could be on the line. This might get ugly.
Players to...
The two clubs who perhaps are the most polarizing in the league clash once more.
The Bears are hoping to rebound after losing last week's shootout.
The Bombers have had an uncharacteristically strong first half of the season.
Let's see whose spam reigns supreme.
Players to Watch...
It's a tale on the edge of the top 8 between these two sides.
The Dragons have been holding steady, but are in danger of slipping out of the 8 after a close loss last week.
The Hawks have been going through an awful run, having lost 5 of their last 6 matches.
Something's got to give...
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