Game Day 1st EF: Pig's Arses Salary Cap Cheating 5 Spoon Winning No Legit Finals Win Since 2001 Bloosers vs Bluddy Shouldn't Even Be Here Swines AKA Cheats Cup

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Good morning friends and welcome to the 5th v 8th minnow elimination final game day Fred

Herein we can look forward to Elmer_Dudd meltdowns and who knows, we might even see a Swines fan on the Bay other than Grand Uncle Horace

As we all know, the Swines don't deserve to be playing finals, so how appropriate that they're up against the team that didn't deserve to be in finals the last time they played finals which was 10 years ago

The good news is that whatever happens, we'll be rid of one pack of cheats from the finals series. In reality, neither of these clubs is going to make it to the GF anyway

At least if Shitney win the number of Carltank flogs stinking up the Bay will dramatically decrease, so that's what I'll be barracking for

Winner gets the chance to help the Dreamons go B2B straight sets, not that they need much help the way they kick for goal

 

[NetworkNerd]

Carlton made the finals legitimately in 2011 and beat the *... still a win in most people's books

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton made the finals legitimately in 2011 and beat the *... still a win in most people's books

There is nothing legitimate about beating a team that can't win a final in 2 decades... it's like taking candy from a baby, it just makes you a thief and a horrible person

As soon as they came up against actual resistance they showed their true colours

 

[James Colorado]

There is nothing legitimate about beating a team that can't win a final in 2 decades... it's like taking candy from a baby, it just makes you a thief and a horrible person

As soon as they came up against actual resistance they showed their true colours

Yes, but in this case it's one of those evil babies from some terrible horror movie, and all the candy should be taken from them.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

While that is very true, it still doesn't make it a legit win

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Is this you JustaBattler ?

 

[AvantGardener]

At least if Shitney win the number of Carltank flogs stinking up the Bay will dramatically decrease, so that's what I'll be barracking for

Yet I had like 12 notifications from you alone when I logged in. You would be heartbroken and lost.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yet I had like 12 notifications from you alone when I logged in

Likes? lol

More like 12 laugh reacts from the game day Fred, after you went to bed in tears

 

[AvantGardener]

Likes? lol

More like 12 laugh reacts from the game day Fred, after you went to bed in tears

Like 12 as in I didnt take time to remember how many there was but there was like 12

No tears here. Dees choked but a man down and more scoring shots. I know Pies arent up to it.

 

[JustaBattler]

Saveloy Rockstar you seem up and about after your team's very flukey win last night?

and dont tag me minnow.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Gee I sure hope you flogs don’t lose today… that would be super embarrassing

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Like 12 as in I didnt take time to remember how many there was but there was like 12

I get it… it was more than 10 but you didn’t want to remove your sandals and socks

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Will beat Collingwood in the GF.

Bluebaggers by 16

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Will beat Collingwood in the GF

Wanna bet?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Wanna bet?

Don't bet with squibbs.
Besides I've just realised you will probably lose preliminary.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don't bet with squibbs

Bloke squibbing a bet complains about squibs; backpedals. Film at 11

 

[AvantGardener]

Don't bet with squibbs.
Besides I've just realised you will probably lose preliminary.

They get the soft side. Port/Saints/Giants

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hilarious bravado from supporters of a club that has done NOTHING since last century

 

[Sqotty from office works]

They get the soft side. Port/Saints/Giants

For most everybody else it's the soft side.
However for Collingwood it's.................

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

For most everybody else it's the soft side.
However for Collingwood it's.................

We’re 4-0 against those 3 teams

You’re 1-2 versus Dreamons & Swines

 

[Sqotty from office works]

We’re 4-0 against those 3 teams

You’re 1-2 versus Dreamons & Swines

Fully sick burn Pammie.
You're up early this morning, did you sh1t bed.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

They’re called “facts”

You're up early this morning

No, you are

It’s still Thursday here

 

[Sqotty from office works]

It’s still Thursday here

What are you doing in south Australia?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What are you doing in south Australia?

Your mum

It's Friday in SA... 1963

 

[philreich]

Whatever happens tonight, I think Michael Voss deserves a bit of credit for becoming the first coach since James Hird to get Carlton into the finals.