2011 New Clash Guernsey

[thylacine60]

I swear to God, one of these days...

 

[The Toad]

I swear to God, one of these days...

Settle..

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I swear to God, one of these days...

The Old Dark Navy's posted something on your wall.















Have fun getting it off sucker.

 

[Sublime]

I swear to God, one of these days...

Sublime has poked you. Poke back?

 

[Mister Carlton]

What's with those Facebook thingies? I view the pics someone has kindly supplied of training or the beach camp and each one of them has some anaemic little comment such as "Jenny Smith likes". Who gives a **** what some faceless dweeb thinks of training pics? It might be different if they gave a reason for 'liking'. Or is it a message to the Facebook person? Have I left myself open to social-networking hilarity and teenage abuse? Fix this. Ends.

Racist against young people.

 

[Aphrodite]

The Old Dark Navy's posted something on your wall.















Have fun getting it off sucker.

Thy has a wall

 

[mediumsizered]

Thy has a wall

He has a few of them & a roof as well. I'm not sure if he has any doors or windows though.

 

[Aphrodite]

He has a few of them & a roof as well. I'm not sure if he has any doors or windows though.

Reminds me of my youth MSR.

Used to call up people with a girlfriend from the local phonebox & say ........

"Hello is Mr Wall there"

Then the person on the other end would answer "there are no Walls here"

I would then say ....................

"Well how do you keep your roof up"


There are a few more where that came from


Ahhhhhh memories.

 

[mediumsizered]

Reminds me of my youth MSR.

Used to call up people with a girlfriend from the local phonebox & say ........

"Hello is Mr Wall there"

Then the person on the other end would answer "there are no Walls here"

I would then say ....................

"Well how do you keep your roof up"


There are a few more where that came from


Ahhhhhh memories.

"Do you live on the Broadmeadows line?" "Yes I do." "Well you had better get off, there is a train coming." Very sad, but it seemed amusing at the time.

 

[Aphrodite]

"Do you live on the Broadmeadows line?" "Yes I do." "Well you had better get off, there is a train coming." Very sad, but it seemed amusing at the time.

That one as well MSR.
It is sad now but definitely very amusing at the time.

"Hi is your refrigerator running?" "Yes it is." "Well you better start chasing it."

 

[LoveMyBlueBoys]

I love the one where you ring some random, ask them if Mr Wing is there, they say no, then you ask for a Mr Wong, they say no, then your witty reply is "Oh, I musta winged the wong number" Fun times when you're 8

 

[Aphrodite]

I love the one where you ring some random, ask them if Mr Wing is there, they say no, then you ask for a Mr Wong, they say no, then your witty reply is "Oh, I musta winged the wong number" Fun times when you're 8

LOL that one as well LMBB

Problem is, I still haven't grown up

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

I remember as a kid kids getting like an old carry bag or suitcase and when nobody was looking putting it near a bin or under a bus stop seat.

And then the squaddies would shut down the area and waste an hour getting some other sod in to tell them it's a hoax.

Fun times.

 

[blueblood25]

FML.

Please be advised that due to the fantastic response in sales for the new 2011 clash guernsey, we have
not been able to secure delivery until the 13th December 2010.

While we understand the inconvenience this may cause please be assured it is our
number one priority to make the guernsey available to you as soon as possible, in the expectation of it arriving to you prior to christmas

As a result we will be express posting your guernsey at no further cost to you as soon as it arrives.

Once again, we apologise for any inconvenience.

 

[zeeCFC]

i want those traning t shirts! the website only has the white ones

 

[Silvagnis]

fml.

KARMA.

 

[Silvagnis]

Melbourne's clash guernsey.

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Note that they haven't abandoned their traditional colours, but added white beneath the red yoke.

 

[Salaryman]

I called the parents of a friend of mine and pretended to be a radio announcer giving away prizes.
They were delighted to have won all the services that were offered
I then proceeded to call The Steam Cleaners and Car Wash services to arrive at their home at the same time to carry out their jobs.
Unfortunately things got very confusing when they were given a bill to pay.

.... and then I did some bad things.

Killed them and stuffed their bodies in barrels of formaldehyde?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Me?
Nothing that bad but I do have plenty to be embarrassed about.
Can't believe I could have..........

Hey, lots of guys like to dress up in woman's clothing to feel sexy .... and although slightly naive, you were not to know that the judge who picked you up, had no jurisdiction outside the courthouse.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

 

[mediumsizered]

Hey, lots of guys like to dress up in woman's clothing to feel sexy .... and although slightly naive, you were not to know that the judge who picked you up, had no jurisdiction outside the courthouse.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

That's gold, ODN.

 

[The Toad]

Hey, lots of guys like to dress up in woman's clothing to feel sexy .... and although slightly naive, you were not to know that the judge who picked you up, had no jurisdiction outside the courthouse.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

Very impressive, ODN, Very Impressive indeed.

 

[I LOVE THE CFC]

Don't know if this has been mentioned and I don't really care travelled out to Nike today as part of my job and saw the new clash strip as well as the new official polo for 2011. First thoughts are that it's not as bad but I'm still no fan, certainly not with the same coloured socks n shorts. With white or navy shorts it would be ok but for mine then the issue is the socks. Nothing looks good with them!

Moving on, the new club polo is no good for those with a larger gut....stripes...yes stripes the wrong way! Navy with white stripes with a white CFC which gets lost as far as I'm concerned.

Speaking to the Nike people they have echo'd along the same lines that we are hearing, thats it's in high demand (that means nothing) but one thing is for sure and that it was Carlton that wanted the change as Nike thought it was a bad call but we wanted "more blue as we are the Blues"....

By the way there were no people harmed in the typing of this story

Krueze is back, that is all