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Jones brothers reunited
After another horror season for Melbourne, Nathan Jones has activated a secret clause in his new contract. The clause has allowed the 27 year old midfielder to be traded to Sydney for three peanut butter sandwiches and a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea. Paul Roos thanked the Swans for a fair deal and looks forward to eating his "winning" on the private beach of his Hawaii villa after his shock resignation.
The AFL CEO, Gillon McLachlan, released a statement follow the trade. It read "suck s**t Melbourne".
After another horror season for Melbourne, Nathan Jones has activated a secret clause in his new contract. The clause has allowed the 27 year old midfielder to be traded to Sydney for three peanut butter sandwiches and a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea. Paul Roos thanked the Swans for a fair deal and looks forward to eating his "winning" on the private beach of his Hawaii villa after his shock resignation.
The AFL CEO, Gillon McLachlan, released a statement follow the trade. It read "suck s**t Melbourne".