Analysis 2015 Apocalypse

[youngbear]

Jones brothers reunited

After another horror season for Melbourne, Nathan Jones has activated a secret clause in his new contract. The clause has allowed the 27 year old midfielder to be traded to Sydney for three peanut butter sandwiches and a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea. Paul Roos thanked the Swans for a fair deal and looks forward to eating his "winning" on the private beach of his Hawaii villa after his shock resignation.

The AFL CEO, Gillon McLachlan, released a statement follow the trade. It read "suck shit Melbourne".

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Jones brothers reunited

After another horror season for Melbourne, Nathan Jones has activated a secret clause in his new contract. The clause has allowed the 27 year old midfielder to be traded to Sydney for three peanut butter sandwiches and a bottle of Lipton Ice Tea. Paul Roos thanked the Swans for a fair deal and looks forward to eating his "winning" on the private beach of his Hawaii villa after his shock resignation.

The AFL CEO, Gillon McLachlan, released a statement follow the trade. It read "suck shit Melbourne".

This is beautifully horrifying.

 

[stabler]

"study shows paleo diet leads to the loss of testes and development of breasts in men - subsequently, Dees adopt new passive-aggressive, emotionally unstable game style. Losses and tears ensue"

 

[Marlowe]

"Impending Apocalypse looms ahead, only Nathan Jones is Raptured, the rest of the MFC doomed to literal Hell on Earth; Dees sign new deal to play all future home games at Etihad"

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Biff you hit the nail truly when you mentioned Barry Prendergast returning. If that ever occurred we could close the doors, thank you linesman, thank you ball boys.

 

[Tempy Tiger]

How about 'Petracca does ACL'? Biff you invited this misfortune into our house...

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Jones, Tyson and/or Hogan going down with a season-ending injury.

Or Petracca....