2016, the same old Shitmond!

[captain blood 17]

Congratulations Richmond on kicking the lowest score in week 1 Will you be celebrating in the traditional manner by sending dump trucks of manure down to Punt Rd or the more modern ritual involving microwaves?

Right after i have finished backing one out on your mums chest i'll get right on the above.


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[iTigrette]

I'm selling some of my old Grammy's to buy a few memberships for my entourage.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Look, outside of Carlton & Essendon, no other side deserves a good trolling more than Bitchmond, especially with how Puffy their supporters are getting lately despite having no legitimate reason to puff.

But seriously? This is kinda....dumb. They literally went in to that match with their VFL Reserves team. Not their VFL team, their VFL Reserves team.

 

[Dinsdale]

Look, outside of Carlton & Essendon, no other side deserves a good trolling more than Bitchmond, especially with how Puffy their supporters are getting lately despite having no legitimate reason to puff.

But seriously? This is kinda....dumb. They literally went in to that match with their VFL Reserves team. Not their VFL team, their VFL Reserves team.

they went into a useless meaningless match with a useless meaningless team, so in effect they have protected they're superstars (Trent??) from injury...

 

[captain blood 17]

Look, outside of Carlton & Essendon, no other side deserves a good trolling more than Bitchmond, especially with how Puffy their supporters are getting lately despite having no legitimate reason to puff.

But seriously? This is kinda....dumb. They literally went in to that match with their VFL Reserves team. Not their VFL team, their VFL Reserves team.

From a pies fan, really? From contaminated steak, to dick picks to Tyrone ripping your team apart and snagging six goals last time we played you, and you sacked a premiership coach to give Eddies love child a go, and we deserve trolling? Get real, you guys are a shit truck. In fact i liken Collingwood to a can of tomatoes. All hard and flashy on the outside, soft and mushy on the inside.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

From a pies fan, really? From contaminated steak, to dick picks to Tyrone ripping your team apart and snagging six goals last time we played you, and you sacked a premiership coach to give Eddies love child a go, and we deserve trolling? Get real, you guys are a shit truck. In fact i liken Collingwood to a can of tomatoes. All hard and flashy on the outside, soft and mushy on the inside.

Interesting. Soft and mushy, like your captain's finals performances? Our captain has a Norm Smith medal. Your captain doesn't know what a Norm Smith medal is and won't ever be within a stone's throw of one.

Your last Premiership was....when? Oh yeah, when I was born.

How many premierships have you won? oh yeah, less than us.

The fact that you're uppity about beating us twice in a season for the first time in a decade despite us being at our lowest ebb in that decade and you being at your highest speaks for itself. You celebrate mediocrity. A staple in Richmond circles really.

We'll have surpassed you by year's end.

 

[Tiger2709]

Interesting. Soft and mushy, like your captain's finals performances? Our captain has a Norm Smith medal. Your captain doesn't know what a Norm Smith medal is and won't ever be within a stone's throw of one.

Your last Premiership was....when? Oh yeah, when I was born.

How many premierships have you won? oh yeah, less than us.

The fact that you're uppity about beating us twice in a season for the first time in a decade despite us being at our lowest ebb in that decade and you being at your highest speaks for itself. You celebrate mediocrity. A staple in Richmond circles really.

We'll have surpassed you by year's end.

Lol 4 flags since 1936 and were mediocre

 

[NetworkNerd]

Look, outside of Carlton & Essendon, no other side deserves a good trolling more than Bitchmond, especially with how Puffy their supporters are getting lately despite having no legitimate reason to puff.

But seriously? This is kinda....dumb. They literally went in to that match with their VFL Reserves team. Not their VFL team, their VFL Reserves team.

They seem to think they have the flag in the bag.

Not sure how they can have it in the bag if Sydney, Geelong and Port are also claiming the flag is theirs too.

Maybe the AFL will give away 4 flags this year, who knows....

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Lol 4 flags since 1936 and were mediocre

2010 > 1980, but keep moving those goal posts peon.

They seem to think they have the flag in the bag.

Not sure how they can have it in the bag if Sydney, Geelong and Port are also claiming the flag is theirs too.

Maybe the AFL will give away 4 flags this year, who knows....

If you head on over to the Collingwood board, we're claiming it too.

 

[Tiger2709]

2010 > 1980, but keep moving those goal posts peon.



If you head on over to the Collingwood board, we're claiming it too.

Your the one setting the goal posts I just posted the fact that Collingwood has won the grand total of 4 flags in 80 years, tell me that doesnt scream mediocre.

Peon, lol, sounds like someone got a new theasaurus for Christmas

 

[JoseMourinho]

Does it really matter for the tuggers?

they'll get 6th place and lose to 7th. Business as usual.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Does it really matter for the tuggers?

they'll get 6th place and lose to 9th. Business as usual.

Been there, some that they have.

 

[Catscratch]

Does it really matter for the tuggers?

they'll get 6th place and lose to 7th. Business as usual.

Shut up D/H!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Shut up D/H!

Is Bachor going to kick it right to Ibbo this time around again or will Chaplin get his pants pulled down by Frodo while he hesitates to kick the ball long?

 

[Catscratch]

Is Bachor going to kick it right to Ibbo this time around again or will Chaplin get his pants pulled down by Frodo while he hesitates to kick the ball long?

Don't have a tug over beating a reserve side pal, you didn't play that great with a full strength side.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Don't have a tug over beating a reserve side pal, you didn't play that great with a full strength side.

I'm talking about this season, D/H

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Your the one setting the goal posts I just posted the fact that Collingwood has won the grand total of 4 flags in 80 years, tell me that doesnt scream mediocre.

Peon, lol, sounds like someone got a new theasaurus for Christmas

Why do you care about the last 80 years? Are you 80 years old? I was born in 1980. In other words, in MY lifetime, I've seen 2 Premierships. Both being in the AFL era. One being as recent as 2010. You have to go back to me being 3 months old for Richmond's last flag. Collingwood also spent the better of part of the 2000s in finals and Grand Finals. Richmond played in finals once. In 2001. Again, I'm not sure how all that equates to Collingwood being more mediocre than Richmond.

But I guess logic isn't something that comes easy to one who spends so much time around microwaves.

 

[Catscratch]

I'm talking about this season, D/H

Who gives a shit, your purple ****s choke every final series too so what makes you any better than us doofus?

 

[caroma]

LOL Norf. The obsession is strong.

 

[Tiger2709]

Why do you care about the last 80 years? Are you 80 years old? I was born in 1980. In other words, in MY lifetime, I've seen 2 Premierships. Both being in the AFL era. One being as recent as 2010. You have to go back to me being 3 months old for Richmond's last flag. Collingwood also spent the better of part of the 2000s in finals and Grand Finals. Richmond played in finals once. In 2001. Again, I'm not sure how all that equates to Collingwood being more mediocre than Richmond.

But I guess logic isn't something that comes easy to one who spends so much time around microwaves.

Logic, what has anything you have written got to do with logic, you set time frames that suit your argument then whine when I do the same.

Firstly you do realise the world existed prior to when you were born?

I myself was born in '63, so using your "logic" 5 Richmond flags have been won in my life compared to two Collingwood, you were saying Richmond is mediocre, well in my life time Collingwood has outdone our mediocrity and is a close match to St Kilda in that time period.

You were also the one carrying on about having more flags ("Your last Premiership was....when? Oh yeah, when I was born. How many premierships have you won? oh yeah, less than us.") so when it suits you, you're happy to mention the historical flags won prior to your birth (proving the World did exist prior to your inauspicious entry into it), which is why I mentioned that while you may have more flags than us only two of them have been won in the last 80 years two flags in 80 years is mediocre simple as that.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

go you pups the tugger fish are continuing to bite more than nat fyfe on a pillow, NTTAWWT.

 

[A Cut Above]

0 days without a tag.

Don't quote me minnow.

 

[NTTAWWT]

This thread is funny, oppo BF posters can't stand Richmond but they keep talking about us over and over and over, even in threads that have nothing to do with Richmond we get mentions, that only comes from love, you are all like the kid in school who claims he/she can't stand a boy/girl but yet they never shut up about them.

Richmond winning a flag actually terrifies you doesn't it because if it didn't you wouldn't mention it.

2016 and the obsession continues, isn't there anything at Norf worth writing about, then again if its replies your craving a thread about Richmond, no matter how bad, is the best way to achieve them

There is so much offended from you two. I sense that you have unresolved feelings and sexual frustrations at your own team being a bunch of shit hacks for a very long time.

It's ok, I am, as are you fellow bay brethren, are very supportive. Let those feelings of shitness and anger out, it's ok to be angry at the world or the op, but who are you really angry at?

You're angry at yourselves aren't you? For continuing to follow a team that continues to disappoint it's fans year after year, just like your cousins disappointed when they rejected your advances last September after you consoled with them after losing to norf.

It's ok to want your cousins as it is part of the tigger DNA, just don't take it out on everyone else.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Logic, what has anything you have written got to do with logic, you set time frames that suit your argument then whine when I do the same.

Firstly you do realise the world existed prior to when you were born?

I myself was born in '63, so using your "logic" 5 Richmond flags have been won in my life compared to two Collingwood, you were saying Richmond is mediocre, well in my life time Collingwood has outdone our mediocrity and is a close match to St Kilda in that time period.

You were also the one carrying on about having more flags ("Your last Premiership was....when? Oh yeah, when I was born. How many premierships have you won? oh yeah, less than us.") so when it suits you, you're happy to mention the historical flags won prior to your birth (proving the World did exist prior to your inauspicious entry into it), which is why I mentioned that while you may have more flags than us only two of them have been won in the last 80 years two flags in 80 years is mediocre simple as that.

So why stop at 80? My argument of total flags and also RECENT flags has far more relevance than selective choosing an 80 year period to make Richmond sound more relevant than they are.

You don't think 4 finals series since 2000 is mediocre? Versus 13 finals, 4 grand finals and 1 flag since 2000? I mean, you may ask, "Why only go back to 2000?" because why in god's name would I want to go back much further? By 2000 the game resembled at least a TINY bit the game we have today. The game in 2000 was close to being completely national. It seems far more relevant to quote post 2000 or even post AFL (1990) than it does to randomgly choose 80 years just because it makes Richmond look better.

Choose RECENT history seems far more relevant not because it makes Collingwood look better, but because it IS more relevant.

In the end, you chose to get uppity despite me pointing out how dumb this thread was. I was technically standing up for Richmond while also giving the customary Bay backhand.

 

[Tiger Toffee]

There is so much offended from you two. I sense that you have unresolved feelings and sexual frustrations at your own team being a bunch of shit hacks for a very long time.

It's ok, I am, as are you fellow bay brethren, are very supportive. Let those feelings of shitness and anger out, it's ok to be angry at the world or the op, but who are you really angry at?

You're angry at yourselves aren't you? For continuing to follow a team that continues to disappoint it's fans year after year, just like your cousins disappointed when they rejected your advances last September after you consoled with them after losing to norf.

It's ok to want your cousins as it is part of the tigger DNA, just don't take it out on everyone else.

I'll admit, i just skimmed over this post, couldn't be bothered reading, too long.