Injury 2019 Injury Thread

[Willo_]

It's back!! Everyone's favourite thread outside of the Chris Scott thread is back for another year.

I don't actually know of any injury news I just wanted to scare people by starting this thread




But let's keep all injury news here make it easy, I'm sure the good folk at K-Rock will keep us up to date and in the loop all year long

 

[catempire]

Take with thy grain of salt...

 

[Willo_]

Take with thy grain of salt...

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Wonder how many weeks this year Cocky spends on this list...

For the meat tray I'm going with 14

 

[Cataholic]

It's back!! Everyone's favourite thread outside of the Chris Scott thread is back for another year.

I don't actually know of any injury news I just wanted to scare people by starting this thread




But let's keep all injury news here make it easy, I'm sure the good folk at K-Rock will keep us up to date and in the loop all year long

Your timing is impeccable

 

[Cataholic]

Wonder how many weeks this year Cocky spends on this list...

For the meat tray I'm going with 14

SS too........ ZS not far behind

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Wonder how many weeks this year Cocky spends on this list...

For the meat tray I'm going with 14

Petition to officially rename the injury list after Cocky and Selwood

(Im going with 16)

 

[cats_09]

I'll back Cockatoo in a little more and suggest only 6 weeks on the injury list

 

[Cataholic]

I'll back Cockatoo in a little more and suggest only 6 weeks on the injury list

More interestingly, how many games do you think before he breaks down again?

 

[Down at K Park]

Let’s hope our list stays that small and short term for the rest of the season. Injuries have really cost us the last few years.

 

[FredLeDeux]

I'll back Cockatoo in a little more and suggest only 6 weeks on the injury list

Have to feel sorry for the bloke.
He's never had a chance to enjoy one of the greatest treats in footy.
The 3/4 time Orange.
By the time they come out, he's always back in his civvies.

 

[cats_09]

More interestingly, how many games do you think before he breaks down again?

I'll give him 6 weeks out of action at the start of the season, then upon his return he will spend 4/5 weeks in the VFL building his fitness before returning to the seniors on the second half of the season

Alternatively, he'll become the new face of the hit video game, "Where in the World is Carmen Cockatoo" - and we'll have no idea what's happened to him

 

[bulletproof]

Scott’s comments on Cockatoo, infuriatingly vague as ever. So many words, so little information.

 

[goyoucatters]

Scott’s comments on Cockatoo, infuriatingly vague as ever. So many words, so little information.

The club continues to be consistently obdurate (and, yes, quite infuriating) in providing next to no meaningful updates about any injured players at the club.

Having said that, I can actually somewhat understand opaque communication about Cocky's injury status. His history at the club thus far appears to indicate that nobody really has the faintest idea of what it would look like for him to be properly fit and game-ready. And I would include Nakia himself in that assessment.

Which is why his seemingly inevitable rushed return to the seniors once he's 'fit' will be an even greater source of consternation.

Just get him playing week in, week out in the twos (and properly extending himself there) before even beginning to contemplate the possibility of a senior return.

Surely that's the only prudent way forward from here.

 

[Farmer2Goggin]

Scott’s comments on Cockatoo, infuriatingly vague as ever. So many words, so little information.

Vague is the word - WTF is an "Adductor" ? How can he play when he has a condition no-one has ever heard of
Seriously though - want him on the field , he could be a serious weapon in the guts with the 666 in place

 

[Drunkcat]

S Selwood 3-5 weeks just captain our VFL side and help the kids thanks

 

[BUSTER29]

Adducto

Vague is the word - WTF is an "Adductor" ? How can he play when he has a condition no-one has ever heard of
Seriously though - want him on the field , he could be a serious weapon in the guts with the 666 in place

Adductor = Groin.
Is this a brand new injury,or the reason for his absence in JLT ?

 

[Max Milburn]

Vague is the word - WTF is an "Adductor" ? How can he play when he has a condition no-one has ever heard of
Seriously though - want him on the field , he could be a serious weapon in the guts with the 666 in place

 

[The rabbi]

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[The rabbi]

 

[Max Milburn]

Is there adductor in the house?

 

[FredLeDeux]

Legs like mincemeat.
Mac, Big Mac and Super Mac.

 

[bigfarter]

No wonder Cocky's injured all the time - he has red bin bags where his leg muscles should be and literally NO SKIN!

 

[calder_daddy]

Take with thy grain of salt...

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Didn’t Ssel play in the VFL practice match for a half last week?
Unless he rehurt himself I can’t see that being accurate

 

[catempire]

Didn’t Ssel play in the VFL practice match for a half last week?
Unless he rehurt himself I can’t see that being accurate

*narrator voice*

He did re-hurt himself.

 

[calder_daddy]

*narrator voice*

He did re-hurt himself.

FFS

Can’t say we weren’t warned