2km time trials

[irish pie]

Where is M Clarke...? He usually streets the field.

Last year it was he, Pendles, R Shaw, and Wellingham who were the consistently the best distance runners...

It makes sense that R Shaw (goneski) and Pendles (probably rested due to IR) aren't there, but please tell me Wellingham hasn't dropped off the pace.

marty still over here.

 

[Skade]

i always thought it should last about 10 minutes.....

It will, you just have to be pissed enough and it takes 8 minutes to get your clothes and shoes off

 

[Zeitgeist2]

The only way I'm pulling off 10 minutes is with about 8 minutes of cuddling afterwards

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

Please, let us for the sake of humanity, and any children viewing this thread..let's have our common sense fully apparent.

I was waiting for DTM to post an instructional video from YouTube

 

[DWil6]

It should last long enough before you start thinking to yourself... "Hey, I wonder how long it's been...". There's your cue to finish up.

Handy hint. Don't try to take them off one clip at a time. Pinch each side of the strap carefully between forefinger and thumb, push together towards the backbone gently until all the clips release at once and then slowly pull apart and let gravity take hold. Et voila! If you grab a bottle of wine and a plate of cheese and crackers you can make an afternoon of it practicing with yer partner (or good friend)

That sounds complex. My recommendation is keeping a pair of scissors near the 'workbench'. It also heightens the pleasure as, when she realises you cut up her fav bra, she'll try her damdest to buck you off!! See if you can last 8 seconds in that circumstance!!

 

[Optimax]

lol i call it foreplay, i just cant get the ****en things to work straight away.

I think its a mans disease or something lmao

 

[Snag Breac]

 

[Godfrey Jones]

im as upset as you are snag..

cant believe they went four pages of this type of talk, and i wasnt even included

have you found the ladies room yet?

 

[Optimax]

Apoligies snag but id o really struggle lmao

im as upset as you are snag..

cant believe they went four pages of this type of talk, and i wasnt even included

have you found the ladies room yet?

well posting i was wondering where you were Godfrey not like you to miss this stuff

 

[Snag Breac]

im as upset as you are snag..

cant believe they went four pages of this type of talk, and i wasnt even included

have you found the ladies room yet?

Yes, thank you, I have now been to that holy of holies. The trouble is, there are no men in it. I spend half my life talking to women so I enjoy the male perspective - unless you're all indulging in a spot of penis-comparison, as above.

 

[Optimax]

Yes, thank you, I have now been to that holy of holies. The trouble is, there are no men in it. I spend half my life talking to women so I enjoy the male perspective - unless you're all indulging in a spot of penis-comparison, as above.

that wasnt what i was trying to do snag

i said it should last 10 minutes, and i still think it should. Luckily for me i have stumpy finger and well clothing removal takes at least that long. Lmao

Ill stop ill stop

 

[King Woodie]

Make no mistake - they will all be running the 2km as hard as they can. The variance in results would just mean that they are at different stages of preparation to eachother.

Ie, T Cloke may have worked harder over the off-season, but when everyone else gets all their fitness up he will be back to the position he normally is. Running results are more important at the end of the preseason than the start...

 

[Godfrey Jones]

that wasnt what i was trying to do snag

i said it should last 10 minutes, and i still think it should. Luckily for me i have stumpy finger and well clothing removal takes at least that long. Lmao

Ill stop ill stop

hahaha

 

[Optimax]

hahaha

you know you arnt much better Godfrey

 

[Godfrey Jones]

i can relate

 

[smiddaz123]

Use your teeth.

 

[Optimax]

i can relate

lmao

Use your teeth.

ill keep that in mind, or tell them not to wear any according to my female friends