AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish - Back in the side - 25/7

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Bjchan13]

His worst game for the year

 

[eth-dog]

Not damaging, lazy defensively

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Blaming him for the loss is peak smooth brain take. He was huge. Got himself into the positions but didn't finish it off a few times.

Literally nobody is blaming him for the loss...

 

[Beerfish]

Literally nobody is blaming him for the loss...

Not in this thread. Yet. But it's happening in the autopsy

 

[naraku]

0.4

**** me Darcy, learning to kick is one of the first thing's you're supposed to do when you play AFL.

0.4 ! **** me

 

[Vindicater]

Not damaging, lazy defensively

New track please eth.

 

[Goat Hird]

Not clinical, Connor Rozee

1

Connor Rozee

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.0

3star

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

0.8

3star

snapped a more difficult goal

 

[eth-dog]

New track please eth.

I will when he shows that he can do either of these effectively.

 

[Bjchan13]

Jobe Watson whats funny m9?

 

[Jobe Watson]

Jobe Watson whats funny m9?

That wasn't Parish's worst game for the year. I get we're all in "let's blame Parish yet again" mode but he was fine tonight. His last quarter was impactful - including setting up the clutch Langford goal - and he didn't get burned by his direct midfield opponent unlike last week.

 

[citizen-erased]

Not damaging, lazy defensively

2nd highest tackler on the ground

His kicking hurt but thought he grew into the game and did alright

 

[Vindicater]

I will when he shows that he can do either of these effectively.

So why don't you when he does?

 

[eth-dog]

So why don't you when he does?

Because he doesn't

 

[Bjchan13]

That wasn't Parish's worst game for the year. I get we're all in "let's blame Parish yet again" mode but he was fine tonight. His last quarter was huge - including setting up the clutch Langford goal - and he didn't get burned by his direct midfield opponent unlike last week.

Hilarious. So last week was his worst game? Id argue tonight was because he had multiple chances to win it but burned those chances.

 

[fairbump_playon]

Blaming him for the loss is peak smooth brain take. He was huge. Got himself into the positions but didn't finish it off a few times.

Not blaming him for us losing

Blaming him for us not winning

 

[Jobe Watson]

Hilarious. So last week was his worst game? Id argue tonight was because he had multiple chances to win it but burned those chances.

His direct opponent wasn't BOG unlike last week. Defensively he didn't cost us. And yes, Parish could've iced the game, but we were already in front when he had that chance. Letting a team go the length of the field in 1 minute to lose the game, that's on all 18 players on the field.

 

[Bjchan13]

His direct opponent wasn't BOG unlike last week. And yes, Parish could've iced the game, but we were already in front when he had that chance. Letting a team go the length of the field in 1 minute to lose the game, that's on all 18 players on the field.

So you're looking to argue with someone whether Darcy's worst game for the year was last week or this week?

 

[srobbo]

If we’re paying him anything more than 650-700k, we’re kidding ourselves. Deadeset liability with his kicking & it cost us again tonight.

 

[Jobe Watson]

So you're looking to argue with someone whether Darcy's worst game for the year was last week or this week?

No, I just disagree with you. If you honestly thought tonight was Parish's worst game for the year, or that he was even bad, that's your perspective.

 

[srobbo]

Blaming him for the loss is peak smooth brain take. He was huge. Got himself into the positions but didn't finish it off a few times.

Huge?? No huge would be taking opportunities & rather simple ones at that & converting them when they arrive. Like what Houston & his direct opponent Rozee did. Spare us the copout bs.

 

[Bjchan13]

No, I just disagree with you. If you honestly thought tonight was Parish's worst game for the year, or that he was even bad, that's your perspective.

Correct, i was just wondering why you laughed at my post. Agree to disagree

 

[Jobe Watson]

Correct, i was just wondering why you laughed at my post. Agree to disagree

I just thought that Parish was clearly worse last week and was much improved this week but yeah, agree to disagree.

 

[PhoenixBonez]

His finishing in front of goal and kicking let us down too many times tonight.

Defensively, thought it was actually one of his better games, most tackles for the Bombers and won a holding the ball free IIRC. Was good around the contest as we have come to expect. But holy hell that finishing - he needs to be better than that.. and he can be.

 

[ghostdog]

2nd highest tackler on the ground

His kicking hurt but thought he grew into the game and did alright

Also constantly playing in the back half of the ground through the second and third quarters to help get us back into the game.

 

[Dudoro]

Gun. Finishing was superb tonight. Real superstar please don’t leave