Free Agent # 6: Joe Daniher (part 1)

[daffo]

rich schools......

 

[Drummer_19]

The school I went to in yr 7 had elevators. Was pretty pro.

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

why the hell does a school need an escalator????

My mistake, I meant elevator.

Haha it was actually an adult education center, so there were multiple levels for different courses, workshops etc.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

My school had a travelator. Cop that.*

*De La may or may not have never had a travelator ever.

 

[George Washington]

My school had a travelator. Cop that.*

*De La may or may not have never had a travelator ever.

You should be mates with E doggy dog. ( eth-dog )

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I think I'm a few years older than E doggy dog. He might know my bro, though.

Enough about travelators, anyway.

 

[George Washington]

I think I'm a few years older than E doggy dog. He might know my bro, though.

Enough about travelators, anyway.

Were you at all involved in the chess team?

 

[Lord Nicholson]

God no. My en passanting was way too radical for them.

 

[Bombers36]

God no. My en passanting was way too radical for them.

no fianchetto...???

 

[Lord Nicholson]

no fianchetto...???

They didn't call me Machine Gun Fianchetto for nothin'.

 

[George Washington]

They didn't call me Machine Gun Fianchetto for nothin'.

E-Dog was known as The Zugzwang.

 

[eth-dog]

E-Dog was known as The Zugzwang.

no, I was known as Captain Hack

 

[Doss]

I was known as U-Turns, or alternatively, Semi.

Just 'cause.**









**actually because my most distinguishable trait on the football field was my inability to execute a quick change of direction when running full pelt; I changed direction like a semi-trailer doing a u-turn.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I was known as U-Turns, or alternatively, Semi.

Just 'cause.**









**actually because my most distinguishable trait on the football field was my inability to execute a quick change of direction when running full pelt; I changed direction like a semi-trailer doing a u-turn.

so, what I've learned about you this week is that you're short and immobile. You must have been one heck of a footy player!!

 

[Doss]

so, what I've learned about you this week is that you're short and immobile. You must have been one heck of a footy player!!

181cm, thank you. Not a complete midget!

And not overly immobile either- I was and still am a quick runner. The problem is, I was such a dumb and unnatural footballer that it literally didn't occur to me that it was preferable to change direction as quick as possible. I'd turn around slowly and inevitably discover that play had well and truly left me behind. I was one of those guys that looked decent enough on the training track, but had absolutely no game sense.

So in summary, yes, shit footballer. Unlike big Joey Daniher!!!**

**had to keep this vaguely on topic somehow!

 

[Red Black and Blue]

travel down to kardinia park on saturday morning.

jd will be playing.

Confirmed?

 

[kleanr]

Confirmed?

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-03-01/bomber-stars-adelaide-hope

confirmed.
perfect, was planning to drive from Geelong for 4 hours, now can sleep in and check JD out in person, then the big boys on Foxtel later.

anyone know the exact time it kicks off?

 

[kleanr]

got my own info, for anyone that cares the VFL game of Geelong VS Essendon this weekend is Saturday at 11am down at Skilled Stadium, Geelong. Featuring one exciting senior Essendon prospect named Joe Daniher.

Get around him! Get down the highway for a look see!

source: vfl.com.au

 

[rines]

Just remember.. the airshow is on.. so allow extra travel time down the fwy

 

[BomberFan355]

got my own info, for anyone that cares the VFL game of Geelong VS Essendon this weekend is Saturday at 11am down at Skilled Stadium, Geelong. Featuring one exciting senior Essendon prospect named Joe Daniher.

Get around him! Get down the highway for a look see!

source: vfl.com.au

And don't forget to post updates!

 

[DaSawx]

Take tissues.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Just remember.. the airshow is on.. so allow extra travel time down the fwy

If a plane flies into JD then will be confirmation of his height.

 

[DaSawx]

If a plane flies into JD then will be confirmation of his height.

If he stops it with his hands there'll be confirmation on them too.

 

[lamaros]

Just remember.. the airshow is on.. so allow extra travel time down the fwy

Joe 'The Airshow' Daniher.

I like it. Spread the word, peeps.

 

[Doss]

I know the kid can mark the ball at its highest point, but if he can also stop a plane dead in its path with his telescopic arms, then we really do have a freak on our hands.