vanders
Brownlow Medallist
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral
against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Rolls into the bank's Underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke
the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral
against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Rolls into the bank's Underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke
What a classic. 
